"Elves, they're so boring. Pull yourself together man!" - Rose, from Overlord.
"Of course, I will be the shadow whispering orders into his ear."
Sandro, Heroes Of Might And Magic III: Shadow of Death.
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day."Hee hee... 'Do me like this!' You were that guy." - Joshua
"Ayla fight while alive! Win and live. Lose and die. Rule of life. No change rule. Old man breathe, but dead on inside!" -Ayla, Chrono Trigger
Harem anime are like soccer. They go on for hours, nobody scores, and a million fans will insist that you just don't understand."Don't look so surprised, Commander. And don't look around for your precious EVA, it can't help you now. Well. What shall we talk about, hmm? Your powerful GDI forces have been emasculated, and you yourself are a killer of children! Of course it's not true, but, the world only believes what the media tells them to believe... and I tell the media what to believe, it's really quite simple. Oh, here's your little pad. But now that I know where you live, Commander, it's only a matter of time. Were I in your shoes, I would spend my last earthly hours enjoying the world! Of course, if you wish, you can spend them fighting for a lost cause... but you know that you've lost."
— Kane, Command & Conquer: Tiberium Dawn
"There's been things of a disturbing nature gong on at the McBride Corral. Seems every night one of their herd meets with a most unnatural death, and always there's holes all over the body. Work of the chupacabra, the livestock vampire, says No-Bark, but they don't pay no mind. Too many holes, they say, and there's bullets in them. Well, says No-Bark, we got a chupacabra with an automatic weapon. And that's when they get real quiet, 'cause now they see the predicament we're in."
— "No-Bark" Noonan, Fallout New Vegas
"It must be... magnificent. To hear a planet writhe, and scream. To feel it convulse beneath your own feet. Witness it dying with living eyes. Perhaps I may share this gift with every last living soul in the galaxy..."
-— Azariah Kyras, Dawn of War II: Retribution
edited 13th Feb '12 6:21:17 PM by Tacitus
Current earworm: "Awe of the Unknown"- "Soldiers of Cyrodiil! The Empire will stand or fall by what we do here today! Will we let the daedra do to Bruma what they did to Kvatch? Will we let them burn our homes? We will let them kill our families? No! We make our stand here, today, for the whole of Cyrodiil! We must hold fast until the Hero of Kvatch can destroy their Great Gate. We must kill whatever comes out of that gate! Soldiers of Cyrodiil! Do you stand with me?"
Martin in Oblivion, addressing the troops you may or may not have gathered. It could've been a great Rousing Speech.
- "Look, Jean-Louis, they all have ribbon insignias!"
Spouted in utter terror by a Yellow Squadron pilot at the sight of the main character's similarly named Ace Pilot squadron in Megalith, nuclear death machine and the final mission of Ace Combat 04
edited 13th Feb '12 6:42:40 PM by ThatOneGuyNamedX
'The name's SAXTON HALE, AUSTRALIAN, CEO OF MANN CO., AND THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN THIS PLACE TO THE GROUND!"
-Saxton Hale, as heard in the Vs. Saxton Hale mod.
edited 13th Feb '12 6:55:25 PM by RocketDude
"Hipsters: the most dangerous gang in the US." - Pacific Mackerel"HUURRT?! That's just what THIS BITCH said, when SHE came to vandalize my STOOOORE! I don't take KINDLY......to VANDALISM. I WON'T ALLOW IT! Listen to me, and listen good partner.................................. I DON'T ALLOW VANDALISM IN MY SSTTOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR....."
- Steven Chapman, Dead Rising
edited 14th Feb '12 5:01:07 AM by LatverianBadger
"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani"Those of you helping us test the repulsion gel today, just follow the blue line on the floor. Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news: bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
edited 13th Feb '12 7:28:22 PM by disruptorfe404
edited 13th Feb '12 7:36:17 PM by LatverianBadger
"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
I loved that line too.
Here's a couple more of my favourites, from Vagrant Story:
"The body is but a vessel for the soul, A puppet which bends to the soul's tyranny. And lo, the body is not eternal, For it must feed on the flesh of others, lest it return to the dust whence it came. Therefore must the soul deceive, despise, and murder men."
And of course, from the same game: "Reinforcements? I am the reinforcements".
Also, this whole scene from Soul Reaver 2.
edited 11th Feb '12 3:35:33 AM by artfulscruff