Tief girl with eartude
Goofus raised his daughter as a Social Darwinist, who only allows people to live as long as they're still useful (to her and Goofus, of course).
Gallant gives everyone slices of cake for the fun of it.
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Asgore Adopts Noelle
Goofus gives everyone just 1 slice of cake to split between themselves; he eats the rest of it.
Gallant is Retro.
edited 7th Mar '15 10:23:15 AM by DingoWalley1
The Absolute Madman
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Gallant looks for the best hiding spots to flank and surprise his enemies.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Lovely Legilimens
Goofus fails at wearing PaperThinDisguises.
Gallant doesn't work overtime.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Goofus doesn't work...
Gallant invests wisely in the stock market.
Lovely Legilimens
Goofus was the one behind the Great Depression.
Gallant wears protective gear when working in the lab.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Goofus is in hospital for the seventh time after having his acid experiment splash on his face... again
Gallant makes constructive criticism for others' work
...eheh
Goofus tells a struggling author to go fuck himself.
Gallant loves his mother.
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Lovely Legilimens
Goofus killed his mother.
Gallant follows the diagram when assembling a circuit.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
The Absolute Madman
Goofus builds things that break easily.
Gallant invented pop tarts.
"We be we baby!"
Fly Air Madeline
Goofus tried to sell burnt toast as a breakfast food.
Gallant uses his Rubber Man powers for good.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Shadow of Legends
Goofus uses his Death Touch for evil.
Gallant only attacks legitimate military targets and never ganks a newbie.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
Goofus kills pretty much anyone with a pulse at a moment's notice.
Gallant is a minister at a prison.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Goofus doesn't understand the setup of prison, and, in fact, has the whole thing backwards in his head.
Gallant rescued three maidens this morning.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
The Absolute Madman
Goofus uses fatality
Gallant waits for the bus.
"We be we baby!"
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Goofus waits for the bus to hold it hostage and get some money.
Gallant goes to Disney Land.
Lovely Legilimens
Goofus died there because he failed to follow the safety rules.
Gallant rehearses his routine.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
Goofus improvs a lot and curses up a storm if he gets a line wrong.
Gallant has mountain climbing as a hobby.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
Lovely Legilimens
Goofus is a Literal Cliffhanger.
Gallant does his projects on time.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Shadow of Legends
Goofus always turns up with nothing but a bad excuse... after his extension.
Gallant is tolerant of all non-militant minorities.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Don't Try It
Goofus is a bigot towards everyone, including his own kind.
Gallant has a degree in every known field of science.
edited 17th Mar '15 2:56:54 AM by TheFarmboy
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Mweheheh
Goofus dropped out of kindergarten.
Gallant always comes up with unique, thoughtful and practical solutions to his problems.
Peace is the only battle worth waging.
Don't Try It
Goofus kept trying to shove the round peg in a square hole.
Gallant had great sense in fashion.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Goofus tells everyone to go fuck themselves
Gallant has a daughter who respects her elders
"We be we baby!"