Fly Air Madeline
Goofus just beats both sides into submission.
Gallant enjoys listening to chipmusic and respects chipmusic artists.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
A nice butterfly
Goofus trolls every chipmusic forum he can find.
Gallant helps the homeless by giving them food.
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes
Typing the internet since '90
Goofus foods the homeless by throwing a foodfight party.
Galant can't stand the song "Fancy".
Dakota's blog An odd agent of justice
Goofus loves all the crappy songs and can't understand why everybody hates his taste in music.
Gallant checks his programs for bugs that can crash it and makes sure to remove them.
...eheh
Shadow of Legends
Goofus writes viruses designed to crash people's computers... permanently.
Gallant is a feminist man.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Ambassador of Eurogames and Touhou Music
Goofus is a male Straw Feminist.
Gallant adds context to Zero-Context Examples.
Goofus is one of the main offenders of placing Zero Context Examples around the wiki.
Gallant makes sure to do all the changes before editing so that he doesn't ninja edit.
...eheh
Ambassador of Eurogames and Touhou Music
Goofus never does more than one thing per edit. He fills up the page history with garbage edits. Sometimes he intentionally adds mistakes only to correct them in the next edits.
Gallant teaches Clueless Contributors the ropes of the tropes.
A nice butterfly
Goofus trolls and harasses newcomers via P Ms and posts.
Gallant wakes up early to make breakfast for his family
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothesGoofus wakes up late and finds out that his breakfast has already been eaten.
Gallant turns the heater on when it's cold outside.
...eheh
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Goofus opens a window to let the snow from the blizzard in... into the Orphanage.
Gallant follows "The Art of War" to a T.
Goofus believes in the Soldier's interpretation of Sun Tzu.
Gallant eats his meat before having his pudding.
edited 17th Sep '14 2:23:38 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Fly Air Madeline
Goofus only eats pudding.
Gallant does not waste space on forums by putting every single sentence on a new line.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"Goofus
puts
each
of
his
words
on
a
new
line.
Gallant reports forum trolls instead of pointlessly arguing with them.
...eheh
Shadow of Legends
Goofus IS the trolls. And when he's not, he feeds them and escalates the chaotic clusterfuck Up To Eleven.
Gallant is The Hero.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
A nice butterfly
Goofus is the Idiot Hero. Untill he does a Face–Heel Turn.
Gallant is the perfect gentleman to his romantic endeavours.
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes
Goofus's go-to pickup line is "You must be a beaver, girl ... 'cause dam."
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Gallant buys fresh produce at the grocery store and cooks inexpensive, healthy meals for himself.
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Goofus only eats Big Macs covered in Mayonnaise.
Gallant interacts with people in Real Life and never uses Twitter or Facebook.
A nice butterfly
Goofus' most personal interaction with other human beings is screaming at Tech Support on the phone.
Gallant does not confront people for disliking or mocking the things he likes, like Nicolas Cage movies.
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes
Fly Air Madeline
Goofus beats up people for disliking his favorite comedian, Carrot Top.
Gallant sleeps eight hours every night.
edited 18th Sep '14 8:50:11 PM by lewattoo
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Shadow of Legends
Goofus stays up all night (playing loud music the whole time) and catches up at work. Oh wait, he's unemployed.
Gallant is either pleasantly, moderately religious or a moral, principled existentialist.
edited 18th Sep '14 11:56:57 PM by MicoolTNT
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
A nice butterfly
Goofus sends death threats to over over the internet daily for doing things he dislikes.
Gallant plays, in videogames, the support or tank classes no one likes to play in Multiplayer games an enjoys it.
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothesGoofus plays the DPS classes and laughs and mocks the support classes, calling them lame and boring (despite helping him keep alive).
Gallant seeks out newbies in Multiplayer online games, helping them get used to playing the game.
...eheh
A nice butterfly
Goofus seeks out newbies in multiplayer games. And camps them.
Gallant never plays with matches.
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes
Goofus is a servant of Satan.
Gallant tries to find peaceful resolutions to potential fights.
...eheh