Weird dreams

I despise those dreaded naked in public dreams.

Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.

Dreamed last night that I was about to beat Majoras Mask, and the final boss was the moon, but it was smiling. I got a game over, then the moon was smiling even bigger. It somehow looked creepier smiling than it did with its usual grimace. Maybe it had something to do with that it was nighttime and the eyes and mouth were glowing, sorta like a jack-o-lantern.

Also, I had a dream about Boomerang, a D-list Marvel Comics villain, installing our internet service. He was trying to put his life of crime behind him.

Weird in a Can (updated M-F)

At least you were with people. My last sex dream involved me watching a video and pleasuring myself. Hell, that could have been any weeknight for real!

Confirmed Bachelors: the dramedy hit of 1883!

That's just sad, why would you share that?

"Dr. Strangeloid, or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Cleanlink" - thespacephantom

I have dreams sometimes where I consider how to get some free time for fapping. But I don't really get around to it.

Even my fapping dreams get cut short. o.O

Standing on the edge of the crater...

Well, recent dreams from this morning...

I was in my room. For some reason, my window fan was in the window and on. And I called the bendy-lamp thing that looks over my bed G La DOS.

Then I dreamt I was watching some little kids show that involved one of the characters leaving the town in which they lived and getting lost in the forest. It then turned into a My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic episode with the same plot. The "Element of Air" had gotten lost in the forest so the Mane Six went to go search. And guess who was trying to manipulate them from the background, but wasn't having any luck? Discord. After another failure of manipulation, Discord makes himself known to the ponies.

Somehow, I fangirl about how he's back and jump onto his head. And then immediately realize it's a dream and wake up.

After reading these dreams, I am very glad I don't have a little sister. >_>

I go out to buy blueberry doughnuts from this one Big Lots looking place, after midnight. A moments' hesitation causes them to sell out, so I have to settle for a bagel. As I think about the disappointment, I go out to my bike, parked next to a cemetery, and I realize that everyone else out that night is a middle/high school aged kid of some Twilight-esque cult. They start stalking me like slow zombies, as I walk my bike back to my destination. I try to take refuge from them in a Chevron gas station, but the owner kicks me out for loitering. I make it to this hotel, where I spontaneously turn into the main character from my most disliked Digimon season and need to find the right door to go Mega-level to stand a chance.

Scene change to the moon, where Lord Zedd has recruited 3 Swiss teams of power rangers to kill the american (Turbo) team (Carlos is blue, and Justin doesn't exist, thankfully). They knock on the door of my house to challenge us, and I (TJ) ask to be excused for a bit. I go over to my neighbor's and try to morph there, which takes some time, as the morphing grid is being overloaded by 4 teams in the same area. The evil Swiss teams find me just as I am about to change. I finally morph and fly them into a park in the city, trying to drop them out of the sky by making them use up their energy flying multiple laps around the reflecting pool. It doesn't work, so we (my team is there now) split up into some Counterpart Combat Coordination, but start to lose as we're outnumbered 3-4 to 1 per color. Eventually, we turn the tide by breaking the coordination and teaming up with the rest of our team, throwing our enemies into each other and then the pool, with actually some impressive fight scene moves.

Once that's all done, Sam and I leave Plucky Pennywhistle's, but Sam's car is in a more convenient place than where he parked it. We (rightly) assume the Leviathans are giving us above normal luck to try to convince us to stop following them, so we try to shake them, winning lottery tickets be damned.

Later, I'm on an autobot shuttle fleeing earth, but it gets caught by the decepticons and blown up. Their ship is a sphere emitting lasers from four poles, exhibiting wrap around as it goes in and out of a larger sphere (imagine earth's crust disjointed at the equator and prime meridian, to see how that's possible). The larger sphere is laser proof, so when it wraps around, I go outside that, until the smaller sphere is safely inside and I can hide inside it. I board that, and end up in what seems to be a living room. I make it to the kitchen and hide in a cupboard. Another decepticon finds me and joins me in there. A large (idiot) one opens it up, but doesn't notice us, is handed sugar by the decepticon, closes the doors and goes on his way. We escape through the screen glass doors leading to what would be the patio, and try to space-swim to the nearest planet.

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You'd think my dreams would be more about my major exam than some mashup of stuff I've seen on this site recently. Maybe They're trying to reset my brain to fun stuff.

edited 8th May '12 11:55:56 AM by wanderlustwarrior

The sad, REAL American dichotomy

The night before last, I had an incredibly vivid dream about making and delivering weird pizzas while catching up on my Doctor Who episodes.

Meaning: I watch too much DW and I want pizza.

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I dreamt that Jack Skellington gave a Walmart cashier a heart attack and gave me dark mint chocolate. Then the manager gave me a free dating sim.

edited 13th Feb '12 8:27:24 AM by BerryBerry

Optimus Prime and I (as a smaller G1 transformer) are holding off a Decepticon invasion within our last spaceship. Only a couple autobots are left in the room we're guarding. As the decepticons get close, we join in the room to hide. But, despite the void of a room being larger on the inside, they kick us out for there not being enough space. I note that Megatron was in there.

Galvatron sees us waiting outside the room, and to force me to prove my loyalty to him, has me fellate one of his lackeys, then Optimus. For some reason, Optimus' ejaculate has tomato flesh in it. As Galvatron/Megatron takezs me to leave the soon to explode space station, he gives me a Darth Vader helmet, which I'm concerned as it doesn't match my outfit (I am now spider-man). I shift the blue parts pf the costume and the helmet to purple, and put it on. As we get in the Vista Cruiser, he is now Palpatine and I am Darth Vader. We leave the parking garage and drive back to the Death Star as the spaceship explodes behind us, but it knocks us off course and into an asteroid field. They damage and eventually destroy the ship. We realize we can breath in space, but only momentarily, because as Palpatine puts it, "Oh right... the force...". But then he gets hit by an asteroid and explodes, then recondenses into the embodiment of the force, a cell.

The same happens to me, only I recondense into a fairly human-sized, transparent, green cell. I realize that this is what we return to in the end, and bud off a smaller cell containing my (real world) memories, so in case something happens to me, they'll still be intact. The bud comes out in what feels like a burp coming from my neck. As I drift around the cosmos, I realize I have tell whoever I can that there is an afterlife, so there will be less fear in the world. I go into a planet and land at the reception desk of some spaceport. Now fully invisible, I lift up one of those posts (the kind they use to make orderly waiting lines by connecting them with that thin fabric) and hook the bottom on the desk, while screaming at the top of my lungs "GOD IS REAL", which comes out as a faint whisper to them. Some random guys notice the post and try to put it back down, but between that and my pleas, I hope they got the message.

The sad, REAL American dichotomy

My school's three story main building installed lifts by opening up all the glass by the stairwells. I then dropped a notebook out of a gap in the lift (open pretty much) and then the lift got stuck.

Then I jumped out of the lift (that's a like 10 foot jump OAO), ran down the stairs, got the notebook, went to my locker, and went to math class.

edited 13th Feb '12 10:53:50 PM by Aqueos

Bet you didn't see that coming

I had a multipart dream last night, each of which weirder than the last.

Part 1 (or was this part 2? I can't remember):Imagine Mario Kart Doulbe Dash, but with bobsleds. Yes, even with the items and switching who's in the front and who's in the back. That does seem like a really cool game idea, in retrospect, but here's the odd part:as time went on, it kept getting more and more realistic. The characters (which looked like Miis) started looking like actual humans and the cel-shaded graphics got brown realistic looking, we suddenly stopped changing who was in the front and the back, item boxes stopped appearing...Then it changed from looking like a split-screen game to being in first person and, unlike in Mario Kart DD where the people in the back almost never fell off, I started loosing balance and falling of the sled all the time, causing us to lose the race due to how much time I spent climbing back on.

...Although, despite how everything else got more realistic, where we were didn't. It started looking like we were in San Francisco (with no apparent transition from the snowy mountains of before) and how the sleds still worked perfectly fine despite the lack of snow.

Part 2 (or was this part 1? I can't remember):It had someone complaining about their grandson disappearing and me crawling out of the house via a tiny tunnel in the wall (I have no idea how I got trough it, it was so tiny. Even more so with me wearing a backpack) I don't clearly remember what happened next, but later I was in a different house playing a game with someone that kept going back and forth between the game I had described in part one, to a game resembling Banjo Kazooie Nuts & Bolts. Honestly, it looked like a lot of fun. Then I crawled back through a different, even smaller tunnel (again, I was wearing my backback) and wound up back in the first house I was in. Despite how the houses were several blocks apart before, now they seem to be different parts of the same building.

Part three:I was in what the LGBT Thread here on the fora would look like if it was manifested as an apartment. It had someone firing a rainbow-colored "gay beam."

also, it did almost turn into a sex dream at one point, but i'd rather not go into detail there

What a beautiful Duwang!

Last night I dreampt I was in high school again, and my mom was taking me to school, in some truck we don't have and was being a complete jerkass the whole way. Then, she randomly started running over mailboxes and crying. I asked her what she took and she said 51 sleeping pills. And I was like "WTF" and took the wheel. Finally, I was late for school.

My PM box is always open to anyone who wants to talk/vent.

Now I dreamt that the Glee cast threw a toddler dressed in purple into the ocean. Then my entire school went to the manga shop and every person in the shop was forced to read about tentacle hentai

I swear, not all of my dreams are this random!

Just had a nightmare that my friend found my tv tropes password and got me banned.

I'm baaaaaaack

The other morning, I had a dream about touching my alarm clock's OFF button without ever hearing it go off. And then I overslept by about... ten minutes.

"Jack, you have debauched my sloth."

and

A couple from the same night:

1) There was a restaurant where every time you ordered something, some kind of Secret Test of Character ensued. The two examples I can remember are someone pretending to be a polite and sympathetic but very clumsy waiter on their first day (to see if they'd eventually get yelled at or something), and a couple being tempted to sneak over to a "reserved" table on a busy night.

2) a zombie invasion scenario at what was supposed to be my old High School but didn't really look like it - I was one among a few other people fighting off the zombies. The really weird thing is that action sequences played out looking like a Top-Down View Action Game, while "cut scenes" were live action and from my point of view. Also, there was some plot point where "the mayor" *

got killed during battle. It was ambiguous as to whether a zombie got him or if he just got hit by friendly fire, so we had to decide whether to let him get a proper burial or burn his body or whatever just in case. I think I woke up before we decided what to do.

edited 20th Feb '12 10:43:46 AM by MikeK

Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage.

Had a dream about a train in the desert that starting floating, then spinning really fast, then someone screamed "helium!!!!", then went into my kitchen and exploded semi-nuclearishly, then kinda stalled mid-expolison with a weird orb thingy around it and started spitting out lighting inside the orb ala a Tesla tower.

I'm baaaaaaack

I keep having recurring nightmares where I die. Except last night, where I was Buried Alive.

I dreamed that a weekly Japanese comic anthology - like Shonen Jump or Young Jump - for adults printed the Japanese translation to Weird Al's That's Your Horoscope For Today. That was it.

"What's out there? What's waiting for me?"

Back AGAIN! Last night, I had a dream that I was at some sort of camp. We didn't really do anything, just wandered around aimlessly and such stuff. I didn't see any adults. We slept two in a room, and the girl in mine turned out to be a monster that eats people but looks human. She attacked me. Then someone ran in, we all slept outside, everyone wanted to sleep next to me, but the monster girl came up to me, apologized, said she actually really liked me, and if we could have a fresh start? I knew she was lying and was really an irredeemable Complete Monster,because I heard about her before, but I said sure, so the next night I could make the world safer for everyone by getting rid of her since apparently I was a monster slayer now. And then just as it got to the epic final battle I got a phone call IRL, so I woke up and couldn't go back to sleep.

This is a signature. It is not interesting. Please continue whatever you were doing, it is surely more fascinating.

Last night I dreamed I was watching An American Werewolf In London. I've never even seen that movie, and Mom has said that for my own squeamish, Body Horror-fearing sake that I never should.

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