I'm not an artist, I'm a fucking work of art.
I'm a 22 year-old aspiring writer currently living in Melbourne, Australia. Born in Leningrad, but moved out of St. Petersburg
. I'm an eccentric Otaku
with an appreciation for Anime
, Video Games
and generally anything with good action or intricate plots
Feel free to write stuff under my trope section or contact me. I don't bite... well... sometimes
Tropes that apply to me:
- Bishōnen I have a relatively feminine face and slim build. I've also been mistaken for a girl when I grow my hair out
- Blue Eyes Of the cold and piercing variety. But with rings of gold around the pupils.
- Brains and Bondage Despite being a virgin, I have a rather large collection of kinks.
- Chivalrous Pervert It may appear to contradict the above, but part of treating a girl right is indulging her fantasies.
- Crazy Awesome
- Crazy-Prepared I have contingencies for everything from running into an attractive woman to being hunted by a Government Conspiracy.
- Deadpan Snarker Were you expecting a pot hole-based demonstration? Here's one... Baka
- Drink Order Have yet to find a specific one so I stick to cocktails, spirits or liqueurs, preferably something I haven't tried before.
- My preferred non-alcoholic drink is Darjeeling, black, left to cool down for at least a few hours, or preferably overnight.
- Genre Savvy I have created a Troper page! This will lead to hilarity or possibly adventure!
- I Thought Everyone Could Do That Goes both ways - While I am puzzled by normal people's lack of analytical abilities, I tend to lack skills that the average person is expected to have.
- Kuudere Generally cold to strangers, but open with close friends.
- Tsundere Type B - in certain situations I'll invoke a comically exaggerated anger.
- Multicolored Hair Dirty blond at the front, brown at the back.
- Myers-Briggs I'm an INTJ.
- Nerds Are Virgins Played annoyingly straight but I'm trying to fix that. Now a 22 year-old virgin. The shame and despair is unbearable.
- Nightmare Fetishist *explosion of gore and blood fountains*... Cool! I'm hungry.
- ‹bermensch Conventional morality doesn't suit me. I prefer to form my own values and ideals.
- Verbal Tic Actually, I often use the word "actually" before an Infodump.
The faeries have violated your nice new page! You'll find plenty of Nightmare Fetishists
here, we assure you: just don't put them in the sunlight, don't get them wet, and no matter what, do not feed them after midnight.
- a faerie
Hey my fellow Chivalrous Pervert
! You shall find the girl of your dreams, just don't give up! Darkclaw
In wild Australia, Spider eats YOU! — OrangeSpider
We approve of this one.
You're... Refreshing, somehow. We aspire to that. -Muramasan13
It's cool, living in the manliest country on Earth offsets your virginity. -RLNice
Finally vandalizing your page. Call me. -Alma