I wasn't even listening, I just felt that this conversation needed some randomness.
— Me, right after brilliant wordplay
About Me
Welcome to my evil lair... uh, that is, page. It's a work in progress. (And will probably remain so for as long as the Internet exists.)Please, do not poke the demonic waffles. They do not like being poked. Trolls, creepy stalkers, and
people with names oddly similar to the word Spork beware. I have a feline ninja at my disposal, and this
spaghetti is very throwable.
Now, about me. As you may have noticed, I lack normality. My mood can change rather quick. I'm a smart person, I get all A's (Yes, I'm still in school. I'm a freshman, actually. Everyone in my school is one of my evil minions, not that they know about it...) I've always been mature as in 'can handle what was apparently an adult-only movie in middle school'. And immature in many other ways. I read a lot of webcomics, but don't watch much TV. I also read a lot. I seem to always find out what's going on in the world last. I have the amazing ability to get hyper from drinking green tea... somehow, and
loud songs about hating your manager help me more than talking about my problems (completely unrelated to managers) for some reason. I do a bit of writing, and inevitably have at least one Anti-hero...
I
did tell you to leave the demonic waffles alone, you know. You have nobody to blame but yourself.
I have tropes!
- Brilliant, but Lazy- I got the best grade in class on my English midterm and have straight As, but I sometimes wonder how that happens. I hardly ever study, I refuse to do any extra work, and my homework is often rushed. I spend my days looking through webcomics and such stuff. I went up to Spanish 2 in middle school, then went right back to Spanish 1 in high school because hey, easy A.
- Flat "What."- Used all the time.
- Mood Swinger- As mentioned above.
- True Art Is Incomprehensible- Whenever I make a mistake in Art Class, this is my excuse.
- Trademark Favorite Food- Spaghetti. Oh, and bacon.
- Cloudcuckoolander- Oh, yes. Yes. Definitely. Yes. Hey, is that a flying cheese?
- Hidden Depths- Don't we all have some?
- Berserk Button- The You-Have-No-Right-To-Complain-If-There-Is-One-Person-In-The-Universe-Suffering-More-Than-You thing. And people who can't accept that mistakes happen. No, clearly I'm pure evil, because a small child mishearing when I was whispering is the alternative, and that's just IMPOSSIBLE! And people so stupid it actually harms those around them in general. (So not '2+2=5' stupid, 'lack of basic common sense' stupid.) And people who lie- not 'I did the homework myself, not copied at all' lying, but lying that will actually harm someone.
- Rapunzel Hair- Almost. I can actually sit on it, but only if I'm looking at the ceiling. And yes, I DO consider cutting it every morning when I'm trying to get ready for school. And yes, I DO get asked if I'm ever going to give it to Locks for Love every. Single. Day.
- Catchphrase- "___ is very throwable." also, "_____. Of doom."
- Headphones Equal Isolation- Or increasing loudness until I can't pretend I can't hear someone anymore, it depends.
- Deadpan Snarker- Less so on the internet, but in Real Life sarcasm is the answer to about half the questions people ask me. (The stupid half. Yes, there's enough stupid questions for that.)
- I Have Many Names- I can think of six different ways to say my name, and that's when I limit myself to the existing ones and not the ones my parents made up.(That's very easy in Polish.). Then there's all my childhood nicknames that somehow stuck. My cat had the same thing happen to him.
- Grammar Nazi- I helped my mom learn English when we moved to America. I was encouraged to correct people for every little grammar mistake. It's automatic by now, sorry in advance if I sound rude.
- Foreign Exchange Student- subverted. I came here when I was six, people! I went to school here, only here, I barely remember Poland, and yet one of the two most common reasons people talk to me is to ask me how to curse in a foreign language! (Not telling you either, fellow tropers. Google it. You're on the internet already, and there's a much smaller chance that a website finally gets so annoyed that it just tells you words like I Love You and Marry Me.)
- Adults Are Useless- After too many 'next time I'll definitely help with the problem that's been going on for a year 's you tend to develop that way of thinking. Thanks, middle school!
- Dark and Troubled Past- I deserve a large amount of spaghetti just for surviving without a psychologist. (Oh, wait, there was that one lady... and then I moved.)
- Sucky School- Used to be in one. When one kid is being a complete Jerkass and another did nothing wrong, who gets their seat moved and who does whatever they want after a short talk? If you said the Jerkass gets the first one, congratulations. You're smarter than my middle school teacher. (You've just accomplished The Easiest Thing In History.)
- Other stuff I didn't find yet. This is a work in progress too.
Stuff I like
Vandalism
A vandalism folder with no vandalism? Does not compute. —
Bio Safety
-Crashes in through a window- Greetings!!! ~
GameSpazzer
I SHALL SMITE THEE WITH GREAT VENGANCE, FOR POSTETH YE ON THE RESORT THREAD! ~Stormthorn
Wymagany jest tu wandalizm. —
G.
