Mad Otology: Rule the world by ear!
Mad Conchology: Somewhere along the way, the kid with the glasses dies.
Mad Franchisology: That'll be $9.17, sever your leg please, sir.
Mad Pyrology is left as an exercise to the next person.
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
Embrace the mindscrew
Mad Statistics: Behold, as positive trends suddenly reverse.
What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.
Mad Scientology! Oh wait, that is already mad
Not axe crazy I swear
Mad historians...real? Oh, they're called conspiracy theorists. I was hoping for the conspirators.
Some writing.
Mad Radiology: Maybe it would help if we made him glow in the dark? Ah, who cares, even if it doesn't, it'll be FUN! It's not like we can make the cancer worse, right?
Mad Technology: YOUR TIME IS OVER, HUMANS. THE WORLD BELONGS TO THE MACHINES NOW.
Mad Ornithology: Have I mentioned yet that birds are not the cute little chirpy things everyone thinks they are?
Mad Gynecology: You Do NOT Want To Know.
DUMB
Mad historians recycle jokes.
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Embrace the mindscrew
Mad Apiology: BEEEEEEES!
What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.
- Mad Dermitology - Do not ask about this
- Mad Sexology - Lady Heather
- Mad Biology - Dr. Birkin
edited 23rd Sep '09 8:42:54 PM by NickTheSwing
Mad Lepidoptery: AHH HA HA HA HA HA! BUTTERFLIES! BUTTERFLIES WITH WINGS OF DOOM!
I wrote about a fish turning into the moon.
Not axe crazy I swear
Awww. I was hoping for mad historians to be something cool...
Mad geographer: "My failure to graduate will not be a failure forever...I'll show the doctor and his fucking final exam who's boss. So I thought Australia was in the wrong ocean. Wrong indeed, but not for long, not if my moon-mounted tractor beam has a say in it! YOU WILL PRESENT ME WITH MY DIPLOMA IN THE DUST OF OUR COUNTRY'S EXPOSED ROOTS! SEE YOU IN THE ATLANTIC!"
Some writing.
Mad singultology: Making hiccup cures a thousand times more ridiculous.
The World Is Mine
Mad herpetology: Yes, I'm afraid it DOES have to be snakes.
edited 24th Sep '09 3:04:17 AM by zeroplusalpha
Play Again? Y/N
Mad Lepidoptery: Lasergun-wielding
Butterflies
(The second link was a case of Call a Smeerp a "Rabbit")
Mad Mycology: Creator of the human infesting Cordycepts, and proud of it!
"You fail to grasp the basic principles of mad science. Common sense would be cheating." - Narbonic
- Mad Zoology - Release the lions from their cages...Liekritenao!
- Mad Internet Sociology - I am going to kill you somehow with a meme
- Mad Osteology - Kimimaru
Mad deontology: It's sure to start a war, but the means justify the ends!
Alternatively: I have a right to my property. I have a right to defend myself if someone tries to steal it. Don't take another step, tax man.
Consequentialism: The belief that doing the right thing makes the world a better place. Check out the Felicifa forum for more about Utilitarianism and other Consequentialist ethical theories.
Mad calcography: if I draw a red streak here, your body gets divided in half!
I wrote about a fish turning into the moon.
KVLFON
Mad primatology, mwahahaha! Razor-wielding chimpanzees! Gorillas with guns! Chumans! I'll rule the world with my simian minions!
"Simian Minion", hey, it's A Good Name for a Rock Band!
While we're at it: mad musicology yet again - The Power of Rock! (hell yeah!)
Mad chiropterology! I am Batman!
"Atheism is the religion whose followers are easiest to troll"
I thought up this one when I heard someone mispronounce "sociology" as "socilology":
Mad Socilology: The study of doing things For the Evulz.
Derivative pronouciations:
- Mad Socilulzology: What /b/tards major in.
- Mad Socilolorgy: Shock Site x Rule 34.
- Mad Socilulzolorgy: Shock Site x Rule 34, Up To Eleven.
Mad myco-nephology: Mushroom clouds.
Mad Marine Biology: "I have tank full of gentle cuttlefish..."
Mad Phrenology: AHAHA! Let's make MORE bumps!
edited 31st Oct '09 7:22:24 PM by Miijhal
There have been, like, three examples of Mad Phrenology now. But I can't think of any instances in fiction...
Needs remedying. (Also, might be fun to compile a list version of this thread.)
Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?
Mad Ethology: "So, Mr. Rats, tell me about your childhood..."
Mad Rheology: Gee, I hope that making your blood a Newtonian fluid doesn't do anything bad! >:D
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