Bunch of writing (continuous). Only you can stop it:  Works page (please add tropes):  Slightly less writing: 
More slightly less writing: In which Death tells some kids to get off his lawn Works page for the piece from hell: here!
Hi. Savvy enough to know to walk without rhythm. This is a short story
A tale of pride and glory
It isn't dark or gory
Hear it or you'll be sorry
A troper just like the rest?
No way, he (or she?) is the best
But don't get eager in advance
For she not much into romance But let's not get into details
more words than these would just fail
so if you want to learn more
That's what the forum is for So what's the moral of this tale
why should I know? Didn't go to Yale
And if this whole poem sounds stupid to you
then you're far more stupid, since you read it through AFGNCAAP also makes an appearance in the popular RPG Haven Quest, sporting a Bag of Holding and The Power of Friendship. Word Of God is that it is the same AFGNCAAP in TV Tropes Forum, which sort of destroys the Ambiguous Gender Running Gag found in the former. But whatcha gonna do. More vandalism I want her hat collection. I will steal it when she is not looking. 99 Luftballons Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont~ A Valued Member of The Society of People Who Hang Out In Voice Chat Because They Don't Have Anything Else To Do. (SOPWHOIVCBTDHAETD) I VANDALIZE MY OWN PAGE. ALL CAPS. [GUCK]
"Afghan semes herself". You're doing well, kid.This meme actually fits pretty well here F.O.E! - Magus Left you a bottle of booze. Enjoy! - Lemurian I CHANGED THE TEXT. See? Nope?
This is the resistance! The resistance is very tiny but soon we shall topple this page!
You ants should be worrying about the page toppling on you!
We would gladly be squished if it meant ending this tyranny!
Huh. I don't think I'm supossed to be here, sorry. ~Katrika Ozbourne has dropped by your page to say hello! helloooooo, guess who? As has BLAM. ...awkward words. Anyways, I want to tell you that you are a talented writer, whether you think so or not! Good luck with it. His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's chokin, how? Everybody's jokin now
The clock's run out, time's up over, plow!
Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
He won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that, but he's broke
He's so stagnant that he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo
This whole rap shit
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him Hi Affy! - Mapi