I Read That As: The Forum Version

"Look, I like autistics, okay? They're great people. They're great people. But most of them are a danger to us. All right? And we can't have them going outside the house where they can hurt us? We just can't do it."

oh ffs why did THIS have to be a pagetopper

just see the last post on the previous page for context

edited 2nd Jul '16 4:26:18 AM by PhysicalStamina

For a second I thought you had posted that in the wrong thread, but then I realized that you were trumpefying my signature

We need to make trumpefy the signature above you a thing

Massive automation —> Massive automaton

A rather disappointing thread title.

this is for the world's sake —> this is for the world's cake

Considering it was a Tokyo Mew Mew subtitle, either works.

edited 12th Jul '16 6:55:16 PM by KatanaCat

Dog person or Cat person? -> Dead person or Cat person?

Morality and Morals —> Morality and Moirails

And I'm still on a Homestuck break.

High School DxD -> High School XD (as in the emoticon)

Avatar Association Game - Avatar Assassination Game

Do you mean this game?

Maybe.

Redbox —> Rad-X

I have been playing that game a lot lately...

edited 6th Aug '16 5:27:25 PM by MikeK

There's this mobile Rhythm Game I play called Pop Dash that has a font with really bad kearning. It's almost impossible to distinguish an "o" from a "d"; and an "r" from an "a", while not quite as bad, is not easy, either.

Hence, "this game works best with Herophones" (headphones), and a power up called "Hero Start" (head start)

Meet the Tropers -> Math the Tropers

Oh I'd love to.

Tropers Prom! -> Tropers Porn!

STACK YOUR PLATES -> RANDY YOUR STICKS

It was a sign in front of the tray return window in the school cafeteria. I probably read it as that because it visually looks exactly the same. But seeing this school, I feel like it was intentional.

I somehow managed to read "my stormtroopers turned on me" as "my stormtroopers turned me on".

I should probably go to bed now.

I'm sorry to double post, but this one was worth more than an edit: "30 year old oxtail soup and Diet Coke - Ashens" on my You Tube subscriptions became "30 year old oxtail soup with someone's ashes".

I'm a little scared. And also kind of want Ashens to actually review that.

Troper Leitmotifs - Troper Lawsuits

Lolwat XD

Illumination Present -> Illuminati Present

From this thread.

On Facebook:

A new generation of excavator [sic] —> A new generation of Exeggcutor

And with that, its Alolan form popped in my mind.

On a spam email: "Gutter Covers" —> Glitter Covers"

On my calendar:

Labor Day -> Labrador Day

In the rules for a multi-animator project:

clarify —> Clefairy

Mindcrack thread! —> Minecraft thread!

edited 23rd Sep '16 6:23:30 PM by TroperNo9001

On a set of measuring spoons:

"Smidgen" —> "Smilodon"