Part-Time Omen of Death
In the roleplaying forum: "A Black Day in Hub City" —> "A Black Guy in Hub City"
Stupid doomed timeline...
Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees
Japanese Language Proficiency Test —> Japanese Language Pregnancy Test
Why, brain? Why? (No, seriously. What the hell.)
If you are not very careful, your possessions will posses you
Part-Time Omen of Death
Viacom —> Vietnam
Stupid doomed timeline...
In a banner ad:
Young psychics fall in love with each other... —-> Young psychos fall in love with each other...
Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees
While playing Super Smash Bros:
Falco —> Taco
Assist Trophies —> Animal Intestines
...What the fuck?
If you are not very careful, your possessions will posses you
Poles in Volhynia -> Pols Voice
Somehow.
Japanese Language Proficiency Test —> Japanese Ranguage Proficiency Test
I feel a little bad about it. But TV Tropes will ruin your life after all.
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
While I was looking at a calendar:
What it said: Eid Al Fitr; Starts At Sundown
What I read: Eid Al Fitr; Starts At Random
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
Lessons learned the hard way —> Lessons learned the nerd way
Part-Time Omen of Death
"Kidney beans" —> "Kidney bears"
Stupid doomed timeline...
Kidney beans - Kyubey beans
hiya, the name's scout.
Hangout Thread —> Makeout Thread
Now I want a makeout thread. 
We Are Our Avatars->We Ate Our Avatars
Re: LGBTQ -> Dr Mario
Let me tell you, it's going to be fun when SSB4 releases...
edited 10th Sep '14 11:03:23 AM by Midna
The best Icelandic vexilologist nerd sprinter.
Mindfang -> Mindfap
edited 12th Sep '14 1:13:20 AM by GreyFinndal
.. / .- — / .- - .... . .. ... -
Norse gods and magic —> Noise gods and magic
I think I sense A Good Name for a Rock Band.
Hey there! Having fun?
"It is estimated lichens likely cover about 6% of the earth's surface" Jesus Christ
to
"It is estimated lichens likely cover about 6% of the earth's surface"
— Jesus Christ
edited 14th Sep '14 5:51:07 AM by BaffleBlend
"It's liberating, realizing you never need to be competent." — Ultimatepheer
Ambassador of Eurogames and Touhou Music
Super Trouper —> Super Troper
Andante, Andante —> Antidote, Antidote
edited 15th Sep '14 2:10:03 AM by MathsAngelicVersion
On a Coca-Cola can:
Share A Coke With A BFF —> Share a Coke With Biff
Because I watched the Back To The Future trilogy semi-recently, I was specifically thinking of Biff Tannen.
Why is Elvis considered so great? + Metal = Why is Elvis considered metal?
I hate Internet arguments —> I hate Internet anagrams
Scientific study confirms trolls are sadists —> Scientific study confirms trolls are sad
They're probably a little bit of both, really.
edited 21st Sep '14 2:23:23 PM by MikeK
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
On the Morality of alcohol - On the Moriarty of alcohol.
I guess I ain't no Sherlock.
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
Shut up!
How to find fics on your own?
As
How to find fics on your Mom?
edited 23rd Sep '14 10:25:45 AM by resetlocksley
Fear is a superpower.
ITT: We're in a mineshaft – ITT: We're in Minecraft
Doesn't help that I attended a Minecraft-themed party yesterday...
Text on a fanart:
The Human Contact... – The Human Centipede
I was pretty disappointed when I read it again and found that it wasn't about Sasori and Deidara being involved in it.
Yack Fest – Yuck Fest
smokeycut —> Saikyoshi
...which is my username on Smashboards and McLeodGaming. So I was understandably confused.
"It's liberating, realizing you never need to be competent." — Ultimatepheer