ITT: We are Mooks.

mrsaturn Youkai Serious Since: Jan, 2001

Youkai Serious

#51: May 14th 2010 at 7:08:51 AM

Everybody! Hold a spear, get in a disorganized cluster and stand still in front of Liu Bei!

He's just one guy, and we're an entire platoon, so what can go wrong?

They assed first. I am only retaliating in an ass way. -The Dead Man's Life

Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time

Dreams of Revenge

#52: May 14th 2010 at 8:42:56 AM

Damn straight! Surely a pipsqueak will also be no match for us, eh?

Locking you up on radar since '09

rumetzen Since: Jan, 2010

#53: May 14th 2010 at 10:51:53 AM

-Shoots at enemy, hits comrad behind him-

Damn.

X1Kyriaki Three enemies left! from a house Since: May, 2010

Three enemies left!

#54: May 14th 2010 at 1:53:11 PM

-is shot-

...What just happened? Oh wait, yeah, shooting makes you die. Silly me.

-falls over-

edited 14th May '10 1:53:29 PM by X1Kyriaki

Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time

Dreams of Revenge

#55: May 14th 2010 at 1:58:47 PM

J-Jimothy? A-are you alright?

Speak to me!

Locking you up on radar since '09

X1Kyriaki Three enemies left! from a house Since: May, 2010

Three enemies left!

#56: May 14th 2010 at 2:01:49 PM

Well yeah, I'm doing grand... Oh wait, is that an arrow coming towards m-

Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time

Dreams of Revenge

#57: May 14th 2010 at 2:04:41 PM

-cradles Jimothy's body-

WHAT ARE WE FAIGHTING FOUWAAAA?!

Locking you up on radar since '09

TheFan from Anyway the wind blows Since: Jan, 2010

#58: May 14th 2010 at 2:05:25 PM

The boss.

Though he did kill some of us...

I planned that all along, Fan. -Kinkajou

Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time

Dreams of Revenge

#59: May 14th 2010 at 2:08:58 PM

Good point, that.

However, he's still our boss.

edited 14th May '10 2:09:35 PM by Flanker66

Locking you up on radar since '09

Eatdembeanz The Magical Fruitbasket from The Pantry Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal

The Magical Fruitbasket

#60: May 14th 2010 at 3:48:20 PM

PRIVATES! STOP TALKING ABOUT DR. KILLEMOFF RIGHT NOW! SO HELP ME, SATAN, I WILL FEED YOU TO THE ICE, FIRE, WATER, AND EARTH WORMS!

X1Kyriaki Three enemies left! from a house Since: May, 2010

Three enemies left!

#61: May 14th 2010 at 3:50:41 PM

B-But I'm afraid of the ice, fire, and earth worms... Especially the earth worms...

Scrounge Since: Jan, 2001

#62: May 14th 2010 at 9:10:33 PM

Please not the water worms! I'm too young to be scrapped!

Eatdembeanz The Magical Fruitbasket from The Pantry Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal

The Magical Fruitbasket

#63: May 15th 2010 at 7:00:17 AM

WELL THEN WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT?!

Now then, get to the Painting Station, on the double!

jseblan WARGARGARBL from that one place Since: Dec, 2009

WARGARGARBL

#64: May 15th 2010 at 7:03:35 AM

S... Sir, I.. I don't like my Red Shirt, sir.

I HAVE BIG TEETH FOR CHEWING

Eatdembeanz The Magical Fruitbasket from The Pantry Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal

The Magical Fruitbasket

#65: May 15th 2010 at 9:40:14 AM

WELL THEN WHY DO YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING SENT TO THE PAINTING STATION?! YOUR STATUS WILL STAY AT RED UNLESS YOU GET TO THE STATION ON THE DOUBLE!

MisterAlways Go away. from The Netherlands. Since: Jan, 2001

Go away.

#66: May 15th 2010 at 9:47:15 AM

[Thinking.]

Boy, I sure love not bleeding hemmorhagingly from a hole in my head...

[Peers down gunbarrel.]

I wonder if I could get birds to nestle in here...I like birds...heehee...birdies...

Always touching and looking. Piss off.

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009

Jamais vu

#67: May 15th 2010 at 9:51:16 AM

HI :D -gun is shot by a turret- MY GUN! -dies-

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI

Gloom Blue Eyed Matador from The Balcony Since: Mar, 2010

Blue Eyed Matador

#68: May 15th 2010 at 9:54:53 AM

-wakes up-

Hey, where did my keys, uniform and weapon go?

Formerly known as Dave IX, even more formerly known as Wretchkin.

X1Kyriaki Three enemies left! from a house Since: May, 2010

Three enemies left!

#69: May 15th 2010 at 10:49:07 AM

Ouch, I tripped over this wire! Wait, doesn't this lead to a trig - -boom-

TheFan from Anyway the wind blows Since: Jan, 2010

#70: May 15th 2010 at 10:51:21 AM

-is a dead corpse-

-possesions looted-

I planned that all along, Fan. -Kinkajou

Eatdembeanz The Magical Fruitbasket from The Pantry Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Love is for the living, Sal

The Magical Fruitbasket

#71: May 15th 2010 at 2:51:01 PM

-radios in to Dr. Killemoff-

Sir, we've got minions dropping left and right from their own stupidity!

Eggzellent... Ak-tee-vait proozeejuh Eggs-zzeben-jay!

-presses a button, activating a laser gun loaded with the Zombie Virus

X1Kyriaki Three enemies left! from a house Since: May, 2010

Three enemies left!

#72: May 16th 2010 at 11:12:30 AM

-hit by the laser- Braaaaiiiins... -walks into a lamppost-

Flanker66 Dreams of Revenge from 30,000 feet and climbing Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time

Dreams of Revenge

#73: May 16th 2010 at 11:26:36 AM

-comes out of the repainting room a slightly light shade of blue-

Woo!

Locking you up on radar since '09

mrsaturn Youkai Serious Since: Jan, 2001

Youkai Serious

#74: May 17th 2010 at 3:06:23 PM

I'm vulnerable to ice magic. Is there a topical cream for my condition? I'm Afraid of Needles.

They assed first. I am only retaliating in an ass way. -The Dead Man's Life

Keybreak Since: Apr, 2010

#75: May 17th 2010 at 5:34:27 PM

-clocking in- Well, another day of thankless work. Maybe today I'll get that promotion. Feh, right...

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