Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Keep a gatling gun trained on it.

Floor 4951: Sonic.exe.

edited 27th Mar '13 12:26:04 PM by VampiricOne

Download.exe

floor4952 A gold saint

edited 27th Mar '13 12:26:42 PM by SaintDeltora

Give him (And they're always a him) a lesson on actual astrology and watch his head explode.

Floor 4953: The serial killer that is RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

Turn around and punch him

Floor 4954: this theme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_UU1Qa3F90

Rickroll.

Floor 4955: Rick Astley HIMSELF.

Give him up.

Floor 4956: An extraordinarily cute puppy that will happily prance about you and endear itself but will rip out your throat the second it gets a chance.

Shotgun blast to the face. I hate dogs.

Floor 4957: A completely inert, harmless-looking plant that turns into a terrifying man-eating monster, but only when your back is turned. It is also invincible in its harmless form.

Be a badass and shoot it without looking.

Floor 4958: The Demi-Fiend.

Use the red-star strategy

Floor 4959:This

Unleash the Apache War Cry on the singer's Butt.

Floor 4960: the Demonic God Personafication of Sonic '06, Sonic genesis for the game boy advance and all the cd-i games combined. his power level is over bills and omega shenron, your power is drained, you have no weapons and equipment. and no healing spells/items. all You have... IS A FORKLIFT. WHAT DO YOU DO? WHAT! DO! YOU! DO!??!!?

I make a mad dash as the Reapers turn this one room into hell in the universe thus distracting the god. I dodge between marauders, husks, and cannibals. I roll under harvesters and jump over bullets and beams of energy and magic. I then jump and drive the forklift while leaning out of it so that it defends me from the magic and shots. The forklift explodes and becomes a golem made from forklift and husks. I turn and continue to run. When at last I make it to the door I shut it as quickly as possible.

Floor 4961: You face this teleporting golem monstrosity that I survived that is now in this room. The door won't open until it is dead.

I make it watch invasion of the neptunemen. it Explodes from the amount of crappy stuff in the film.

Floor 1962: You know face a Skrull Version of Galactus. the door shall not open until you kill him. and all you have to use is a... Giant.. SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!

I use the giant spoon to summon The Tick, who takes out Skrull-Galactus in typical superhero fashion.

Floor 1963: A Kushanada.

I Summon Ichigo, who beats them. whether he one-shots them is not known, i left before i finished.

Floor 1964: you must now Beat Godly Anti-spiral Hollow Cd-i Ganondorf by driving a forklift into him, or you must DIE!

I infuse the forklift with Spiral Power. Just who the hell do you think I am?!

Floor 4965: The craziest hybrid boss Knucklesthegreat can come up with.

Wait for it to collapse under a heap of contradictions, fall apart at the seams, and explode in flaming glory.

Floor 4966: A horde of Goombas.

Stomp on them all.

Floor 406: you're now a rubber-like hero and must defeat the final boss of the True Story of One piece pirate warriors 2. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO????

edited 29th Mar '13 9:30:44 AM by Knucklesthegreat

Use the Spanish Inquisition on it.

Level [REDACTED]: SCP-682. The door is on the ceiling.

use the giant slingshot to bounce around the room and hit its weak point.

The next floor contains a mysterious figure in a black coat.

He's probably stronger than me then, but I'm sure I can angst him to death with some appropriate mood music.

Floor 4970:Your boss is a 20-ft (~6m) Humongous Mecha equipped with a sword, a shield, and a gatling gun. In a calm and leisurely manner, what is your thoughtful strategy for countering this particular boss? And what, in turn, will the poster after you face on the next floor, which would be (4970 + 1) = 4971?

It is my boss. I just tell it what it wants to hear an exit through a side-door that also happens to be the door to the next floor—the one behind him leads to his recharging staion.

Floor 4971: You must program a humaniod robot so that it completes an obstical course. It has a computer and all the mecanics to complete the course, but you have to program each joint/mussle seperately. The only "presets" are related to the time between movements.

Program him with some cheat codes! NOCLIP!

Floor 4972: A Pokemon trainer with a full complement of legendaries.

edited 31st Mar '13 7:08:29 AM by Alma

Use a team full of the most dreaded non-legendary: Wobbuffets, move out! While he's figuring out his next move, I'll try for a body slam; an experienced trainer would never expect a personal attack.

Floor 4973: Count Dracula, only he's been training himself in expectation of a confrontation. An extensive tanning and culinary arts regimen has left him completely immune to the adverse effects of sunlight and garlic.

Stakes still work. Especially when you've got a rapid-fire crossbow full of them.

Floor 4974: A single ninja. Conservation of Ninjutsu dictates that this ninja is a deadly threat.

It was tough, but still managed to apply my black-belt karate.

Floor 4975: Exactly 108 ninjas. Subversion of Conservation of Ninjutsu

edited 31st Mar '13 8:33:43 AM by PancticeSquadCutterback