my current job
Linear.
Would you Bake a Kitten, or Roast a Puppy?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Fry a chicken!
Salsa or Chilli?
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Beef!
Cheddar or Brie?
...eheh
1000 chords and the truth
Gouda
Coke or Pepsi?
Louder than God's revolver and twice as shiny.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Root Beer!
Someone has set their hacks to the max! Keylogging or DDoS?
edited 28th Aug '14 3:24:54 PM by aNinjaWithAIDS
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Sneaking up behind the poor bastard, knocking them out, and stealing the USB with their LastPass master password written in plaintext.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Mac, Linux or PC? (in which case, take a fourth option)
edited 28th Aug '14 4:17:43 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Android.
Mars or Venus?
.
Fly Air Madeline
Europa.
Music flavored potato chips or construction flavored potato chips?
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Humans disturb him
Chocolate flavored potato chips.
Steak or fish?
Some folks on the Internet think they're a special GIFT to the world, and others aren't. In this perspective, they're kind of right.
my current job
Pork.
Titanium or Steel?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Tungsten: It can take a lot of heat. note
Illusions or Blurs?
edited 29th Aug '14 8:32:05 PM by aNinjaWithAIDS
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Fly Air Madeline
Synthesthesia.
Sleep or dreams?
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Insomnia
Anger or Embarrassment?
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Happiness.
Computer or phone?
Telegram.
Blue Screen of Death or Black Screen of Death?
...eheh
Maid of Time
Brown Screen of Death
Black or really, really dark gray?
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Crazy Awesome Personified
FORTRAN
Catgirl or Foxgirl?
Spider Woman.
Science Fiction or Fantasy?
1000 chords and the truth
Dramedy
Charmander or Squirtle?
Louder than God's revolver and twice as shiny.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Bulbasaur of course!
Who's the better Stealth Expert? Spy or Ninja?
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Hobbit.
Better art medium: painting or drawing?
Pastiche.
Round or Angular?
...eheh