Jamais vu
2. Learn to fly the hard way.
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
3. When someone offends you, make an embarrassingly personal remark and go drill holes in their plumbing.
Just a teapot
4. Smear your hands with blood and stick them in a shark tank.
edited 1st Oct '10 1:57:10 PM by Liisiko
Insert witty one-liner here.
5 Smash a beehive. (Meh, autonumbering.)
edited 1st Oct '10 2:15:35 PM by CoyoticEvil
Calendar enthusiast
6: Have a wank in front of your girlfriend's parents.
7: Do a crap on their car as you leave.
Ukrainian Red Cross
Youkai Serious
Announce that you are going to start a war against "all trolls". Wave a samurai sword around while you do this.
They assed first. I am only retaliating in an ass way. -The Dead Man's Life
9: Sit down on a colony of bullet ants.
edited 1st Oct '10 5:56:11 PM by Anomalocaris20
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Laugh it off, everybody
10: Sit down on a colony of any given deadly animal.
I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....
11: Eat some wood screws.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Bibliophile.
12: Insult Otto Von Bismark's Nice Hat.
Never be without a Hat! Hot means heat. I don't care if your usage dates to 1300, it's my word, not yours. My Pm box is open.
Long Live the King
13. Attempt to slay an oncoming train with a katana.
Literally A Princess
14. Stand on the table and sing loudly. In the silent study section of the library. A library that has its own police force. An armed police force. With a license to kill.
Heapers’ Hangout
Wear a suspiciously heavy trenchcoat which has been sprayed with fertilizers. Buy an air ticket to USA at the last minute at a crowded airport, and bring a suitcase as carry-on baggage.
Just after the plane takes off, run from one end of the plane to the other end/cockpit with your suitcase screaming, "I HAVE A BOMB AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!!!"
Visual Puns
15: Travel back in time and prevent your parents from meeting.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
16. Dress up as a weasel and dance the can-can.
edited 1st Oct '10 9:50:57 PM by CountDorku
17. Go on Tvtropes.
edited 3rd Oct '10 1:13:54 PM by Quantumawsome
18. Party-boy behind as many strangers as you can before being assaulted.
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19. Crossdress and scream, "I'M A GIRL/BOY!!!" in the middle of your local Walmart.
(This post sponsored by your friends at Target. Expect more, pay less.)
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
20: Lay down on quick-growing bamboo and lash yourself to the ground near it.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
21.- Put your hand in liquid nitrogen and pull out quickly. Now attempt the same with your head.
24: Attempt to swallow your own fist. While wearing gauntlets.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Li'l Shardfinder
25: Call a police officer "Tinker-Bell"
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
- Proclaim yourself King of All the World, enforce this claim with plastic army men.
I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....