What is the work?
"eBaum's World Dot Com
" is a song by Lemon Demon. It can basically be described as the cyberspace equivalent to Horrible History Metal, but without the "Metal".
Who is the candidate and what has he done?
The candidate is, of course, the Villain Protagonist, Eric Bauman. The song introduces Bauman by calling him a total asshole, then has him "travel all around on the pulse of each phenomenon, from Something Awful on to Fark with his trusty watermark. He stole and stuck it all upon Ebaumsworld dot com", which is obviously not good for the people behind the content in-question, much to Eric's Lack of Empathy, if not delight. As if that wasn't enough, he "had the nads to sell some ads" for his site, with the music video showing the ads being clickbait-y in nature, promising "A MILLION DOLLARS!" and "PORN!!". Eric then hires some male prostitutes/lawyers to sue the creators of the original animations just to spite them. Lowtax comes along to stop Eric (and bangs his mom for good measure), but Eric and his site survive this. Eric then installs malicious code onto his site that causes anyone visiting eBaum's World to call pages from Something Awful, wasting bandwidth. Disregarding the "Ray of Hope" Ending, Eric goes unpunished for all of this by the end of the song.
Heinousness Standard
Sets it, but it's unclear if this is connected to other Lemon Demon songs (particularly those from Spirit Phone).
Mitigating Factors
Nope.
Final verdict?
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Edited by LoadsAndLoadsOfFreeTime on Apr 10th 2024 at 5:06:53 AM
You've been kicked out of the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. :(
The Draftsman of Doom
Yes to Eric Bauman.
Rawr.
I’ll take a potato chip… and EAT IT!
Eric can’t wait to see an EP on cabinet man
Stark Holmes
to Eric, although I worry we're leaning into Real Life Troping with this entry.
Angry babby
What is the work?
The Powerpuff Girls Movie is a powerful exploration of ableism. And monkeys.
Who is the character?
I'll let him introduce himself:
- My name is Hacha Chacha, and here is my spiel,
A diabolical plan with lots of ap-peel!
Spreading the ba-na-nas far and wide,
Fixin' up the folks for a slip-pery slide!
How are they magnificent? How are they a bastard?
Despite his brief screentime, everything about Hacha Chacha is memorable, from his song to his bouncies to his giant proboscis. He conveys his plan in a rhythmic bop guaranteed to get stuck in your head, impressing even the mayor and likely throwing Blahblah Blahblah off his game. But as he himself sings, his plan is diabolical, causing all of Townsville to slip on banana peels, bringing to mind the principles of classic slapstick and escalating it to amplify our entertainment. While the other monkeys have their own diabolical plans and charismatic approaches, Hacha Chacha is the only one who randomly pops into my head when I'm waiting for the bus.
Verdict?
That's pretty bastard-y!
Edited by mightymewtron on Apr 10th 2024 at 6:24:08 AM
I do some cleanup and then I enjoy shows you probably think are cringe.
I’ll take a potato chip… and EAT IT!
Hacha Chacha after watching the video
Got a short one for CM
What’s the work?
Who’s the character
Palpatine
What has he done?
Manipulated Darth Vader into joining him, executed Order 66, tried to take over the galaxy, and so on.
Redeeming qualities?
Palpatine
Heinousness?
Palpatine
Final verdict?
Palpatine
Edited by LarryT on Apr 21st 2024 at 12:06:15 PM
In honor of Akira Toriyama
Just call me Solemn.
Big/easy/[insert adjective here] to Palpatine. What a shock.
Har har har
Automated to the Senate. Another to Chacha.
Now, I unfortunately forgot to post here during the 1-year anniversary of this thread, but here's to hoping that I can make up for it with a Magnificent Bastard candidate who was (quite literally) made for this.
What's the work?
Villains Fanon Wiki, yet again.
Who is he? What has he done?
Character specifically made to be a Magnificent Baddie (because apparently Fandom doesn't like bad words or something idk), also known as Gigachad, is the main protagonist of a private Discord roleplay server that you're not allowed to join, but it totally exists and has a coherent plot guyz. He is incredibly charming, manipulative, and intelligent. Apparently his occupation is "Alpha Male."
Given that this is a crossover roleplay server, CSMTBAMB has interacted with numerous characters in his time. Some of his most impressive feats include pickpocketing Catwoman unnoticed, having a bigger sword than Guts, being Gus Fring's Econ 101 teacher, orchestrating a heist of Hans Gruber's house, and defeating Fawful just by calling him a nerd.
Is he magnificent?
His picture is literally the Gigachad meme. He also graduated top of his class in the Navy Seals, and he's been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and he has over 300 confirmed kills. He is trained in gorilla warfare and he's the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.
Is he a bastard? Too much of one?
Apart from having over 300 confirmed kills, he does steal things, say the F word, and accidentally kicked a cat once (though it was an accident that slightly set back his plans so you can't call him a Villain Sue). And despite having the intelligence to cure cancer and solve world hunger, he doesn't feel like it. Then again, he hasn't done anything that much worse than theft and homicide.
Final verdict?
Bottom text.
Please visit the "AITA" forum game
To Emperor Palestine and CSMTBAMB (Aka Gigachad)
Absolute to Gigachad. (Also, daaaaaaamn, it's been a whole year already? I feel old...)
Edited by LoadsAndLoadsOfFreeTime on Apr 23rd 2024 at 8:46:43 AM
You've been kicked out of the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. :(
Jogo
Hacha Chaca and Gigachad.
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Palpatine, I don't think he's bad enough and he obviously has redeeming traits.
Here's a more experimental EP for a character who has already been approved!
What's the work?
SCP Foundation is a collaborative writing site focussed around a secret organization that contains and studies several anomalous phenomana.Today we will be talking about The winner of the fourth kcon (link
). The article within the 4*10^3th slot focussed around the unnameable forest, which serves as a refuge camp for the magical furries, a group that once allied themselves with the Foundation during the war on the Factory, but were exterminated by the Foundation shorty after and forced to flee into Rainfurrest 4000. Now The Amazon's fauna try to return to Earth by stealing the identities to those who give them a proper name, with the candidare in question being a member of them.
Who is Wonderland's Rabbit? What has The scholer done?
The rascally rabbit is an inhabitant of the Lost Woods and a member of the ones that should not be named who encounters Dr. Japers during his journey to Wonderland.- The British rodent first gives Dr. Japers a polite introduction and invites the good doctor over to drink tea, but Dr. Japers turns down the The polite chap's request given that he can't do that at the moment.
- During his travels throughout Voldemort's forest, Dr. Japers comes across the member of the Lagomorpha order once again during his travels, who invites him over for tea once more and gives him a cabbage leaf. Dr. Japers once again declines the request to drink tea, but does give information on how he entered Candlejack's domain and has a short talk about the furrycon attendees' relationship to the Foundation.
- In their third and last encounter, Dr. Japers, on the Foundation's orders, finally takes the cabbage giver's request to drink tea with him. During this visit, Japers' host tells him about the Foundation's alliance with the Tinkerbells during their battle against the Factory and their subsequent betrayal of, war on and genocide of Wonderland's inhabitants, which Dr. Japers doesn't know about and states he wants to hear more of these stories as a "fellow scholar".
- And it is during that encounter that Dr. Japers makes a large mistake, as he had referred to the Loremaster with the same identifier three seperate times, allowing the new Dr. Japers to steal his identity and leave the prequel to SCP-8400, with the Foundation being none the wiser of the identity theft and Dr. Japers remaining trapped.
Is Bugs Bunny magnificent?
The wonderful wabbit manages to succesfully steal Dr. Japers' identity by having tricking him into referring to the the scholar with the same identifier three seperate times by acting polite towards Japers, is shown to be Affably Evil while interacting with Dr. Japers, bears no ill will towards the Foundation themselves unlike his fellow fiends and he succesfully manages to escape Kongo Bongo Jungle at the end, with the Foundation not knowing that the identity theft happened.Is Springtrap a bastard?
This Hair-Raising Hare is willing to steal Dr. Japers identity, causing him to be trapped within PeppersGhost's most popular SCP, just so that the Oryctolagus cuniculus can return to Earth.Final verdict?
The joke is that the EP copies the original article's format screw and naming gimmick.
Edited by jlvs200s on Apr 23rd 2024 at 7:14:05 PM
"Stand Proud, Sukuna, you are strong" | He/Him
A YES-SIRREE TO THE WABBIT
Edited by LoadsAndLoadsOfFreeTime on Apr 23rd 2024 at 10:20:17 AM
You've been kicked out of the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. :(
To Gigachad, Free Palpatine and the Funny Bunny. To Hacha Chacha; he may be living rent free in your brain but I don't think that's bastard-y enough.
Edited by Pogakure on Apr 23rd 2024 at 2:01:24 PM
"Hmm... it appears that browsing this wiki doesn't seem to violate any school rules. Continue." | My Wall
I’ll take a potato chip… and EAT IT!
SCP rabbit, I disagree with you on Palpatine, I think by virtue of being Palpatine he automatically fits the heinousness and irredeemability
Oh, and a megacrapton yes to the magnificent Gigachad
Speaking of the Villains Fanon Wiki, I’ve got a MB of my own.
What’s the work?
Mega Jack Horner is a VFW article telling the story of how “Big” Jack Horner was kicked out of the Pure Evil Wiki and decided to set on a mission to kill all pure evils.
Who is Mega Jack Horner? what has he done?
The Villain Protagonist himself, Jack Horner, after being kicked out of the “PE club”, decided if he couldn’t be pure evil, no one could. He then gained a god form and become “Mega Jack Horner”
He started by killing his novelization counterpart out of jealousy. He then proceeded to kill several pure evils in creative and ironic ways, such as turning General Tsao into a rotisserie chicken, turning the Coachman into a donkey, breaking Kurt Kunkle’s phone and electrocuting him, nuked Ego’s brain, and so on and forth.
Along the way he allied with several characters who had also been “unfairly” rejected by the PE wiki, such as DOR-15, Johan Liebert, Admiral Razorbeard, YouTube Poop Mr. Krabs, ect. He also allied with several other non pure evils who shared a common enemy.
Is he Magnificent?
Hell Yes! He is a giant with an amazing god form, is ruthlessly determined to kill all pure evils, he kills them in hilariously karmic ways, he is also smart and patient enough to ally with characters he doesn’t like to accomplish his goals.
The only pure evils he hasn’t killed yet are characters way more powerful than him like Bill Cipher and Griffith so I don’t think that’s mitigating.
Is he a Bastard? Too much of a Bastard?
While he definitely only targets Asshole Victims, he is a Card-Carrying Villain who is doing this not out of moral standards (mostly), but out of revenge for a slight against him and he wants to kill Megamind who is a redeemed villain. But he is a Noble Demon who does have standards against rape, racism, and child abuse. He’s also way less bad than a lot of the pure evils he faces up against, so not too bad.
Final verdict?
dropping the joke for a second here, I really feel like he has a genuine shot on the actual MB thread, if not for the fact that his magnificent feets are from being way over powered and he’s from a joke article with no real plot.
Edited by LarryT on Apr 28th 2024 at 11:43:24 AM
In honor of Akira Toriyama
Har har har
Easy to Mega Jack Horner; if the original can be a MB (which he is), then this version would have an even easier time qualifying.
In seriousness, I think there are two things preventing him from being MB, namely 1) the lack of a linear narrative story (it's mostly a list of actions), and 2) his sheer pettiness.
Please visit the "AITA" forum game
I once saw a guy online complaining that Jack doesn't qualify as a CM or something like that. It was on Reddit
"We live in a society" - Winston Churchill, probably
What is the work?
Yakko's World But He Destroys Every City He Touches.
Who is Yakko Warner and what has he done?
Yakko Warner is the video's Villain Protagonist. He is a God of Evil who comes to Earth, destroying city after city with a mere touch of his stick For the Evulz, all the while putting on a friendly facade. This isn't Offstage Villainy, by the way: we hear his victims screaming as they die, and they must have been in a lot of pain, as the viewer's POV is in Yakko's Pocket Dimension, so their screams penetrated through universes. The video ends with Yakko finishing off the rest of the world by turning it into a sheet of paper and throwing it into a black hole, destroying the world.
Any mitigating qualities?
Zilch. One could argue that he's Made of Evil, but this is unlikely given the sheer sadism he displays while killing humanity.
Heinous Standard
Sets it.
Final verdict?
Edited by LoadsAndLoadsOfFreeTime on May 3rd 2024 at 8:08:15 AM
You've been kicked out of the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. :(
I’ll take a potato chip… and EAT IT!
Bump
You've been kicked out of the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. :(