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If you thought this thread would be about sex, post an insult to yourself.

If you didn't, then post the character and explain, through any means necessary, why they would defeat the last character named.

Darth Vader would slash the tv tropes logo in half with his lightsaber.

Undyne would stab Darth Vader with a spear.

Katara [1] would waterbend all the moisture out of Undyne's system, and bloodbend her to stop her from defending herself, until she died of dehydration.

Cassandra Cain was raised as a child to be the world's greatest assassin. Even though she refuses to kill she can still kick Katara's ass using her expert martial arts skills and ability to read body language.

edited 27th Jun '17 7:22:32 PM by Halberdier17

Frank Underwood pre-impeachment uses the full force of the American government to track down the bat-family, unfortunate but necessary collateral for the sake of taking down Cassandra Cain. As (pseudo-)government figures like Amanda Waller has figured it out, and the DCAU what-if demonstrates it's possible if Gotham's finest seriously tried, eventually the Waynes and all their conspicuous associates are outed. Cain is overwhelmed by Seal Team Six in her sleep.

edited 27th Jun '17 7:32:20 PM by sarysa

The Sniper simply shoots Frank Underwood in the head. No need to be formal.

Touko Fukawa switches to her alternate personality and kills the Sniper with her signature pinning to the wall and slashing, since she apparently finds him hot.

Nobody listens to my music because it's all just a bunch of samey nondescript EDM-lite bullshit, and I should probably stop doing it.

This one finally managed to take advantage of FG's long-standing obsession with weird 'you and [Character X] just had sex' threads. Well played.

If I hate myself, why don't I hatemarry myself?

Elphelt the Nuclear Rabbit would nuke you in a split second.

edited 27th Jun '17 11:33:11 PM by Mhazard

Cyclops would use his optic blast

I am a terrible, horrible waste of potential and oxygen that will continue to ruin everything I touch!

Gibusvision Engineer would kill him with his extreme stupidity.

Peridot would turn him....into peridot.

Geno, a construct (doll) given life and grown to Mario size by the star world inhabitants. (it's been awhile)

Geno already has experience dealing with technological enemies (Smithy from the game) so he'd by no means be put off by Peridot's attacks. With agility and carefully used star-based attacks, he should have a decent chance of taking her out in single combat.

Mettaton would pwn Geno with dance moves.

Bowser would fry Mettaton with his fire breath, then turn giant and squish him.

First off, I'm a commie.

Seconds, Lahwhinie would get Bowser to chase her and have him accidentally drop into lava.

Yoshi would first throw eggs, then he'd just eat her and throw the egg at a wall

Superintendent Chalmers would fire Yoshi and yell at him until he went deaf.

I am a big dumb... dumbhead.

edited 7th May '18 5:40:46 PM by DrNoPuma

Rick Sanchez would freeze Chalmers using his freeze ray.

The Sorceress has a variety of spells to obliterate Rick with, if her Rhynocs fail to take him down.

Optimus Prime might not have a lot of experience dealing with either dragons or magic but if his gun isn't enough he can always call in all the other autobots

Sango uses her massive boomerang to sever Optimus's legs.