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Executive chef

It would be a tad boring to have children pulling me apart and I cannot correct my position.

edited 21st Mar '17 2:37:50 PM by TheFarmboy

Tin robot toy.

If only I'm satisfied with being a camper.

edited 23rd Mar '17 11:52:36 AM by Mhazard

Camp counselor.

I said teaching is boring before, but you know what...? IT STILL IS!! I DON'T CARE ABOUT THESE NORMAL NON-MAGIC PEOPLE! All I wanna do is cast spells on them!

edited 22nd Mar '17 6:25:15 AM by BaconZorp

Teacher at Hogwarts. Ironically, teaches Muggle Studies.

Well, I've been out of Earth for the last 30-odd years, so why not?

edited 22nd Mar '17 6:46:10 AM by ActualBeatrice

Food Taster

Detective Gamechanger: It was a fun experience. Horseback riding is rather relaxing to me.

edited 23rd Mar '17 11:50:22 AM by TheGamechanger

Horse jockey.

I ALREADY AM!!... I think! What's that?

edited 23rd Mar '17 10:33:06 AM by BaconZorp

Sorceress Supreme.

PLEASING THE FLESHIE CHILDREN IS A PAIN, BUT SCARING THE GUARD IS ENTERTAINING.

edited 23rd Mar '17 12:44:12 PM by CyberController

Animatronic at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria.

Detective Gamechanger: It was interesting to say the least, though it was kinda boring since he isn't as much of a Weirdness Magnet than me.

edited 23rd Mar '17 11:57:28 AM by TheGamechanger

Nick Valentine 2.0

Not bad at all!

edited 25th Mar '17 10:24:29 PM by Mhazard

QA tester at a triple-A game developer.

||||, |||||'| ||||| |||| ||| |||||... Well, there's worse jobs out there...

Assuming he doesn't get nervous out there and messes up by taking out a rocket launcher from himself when he's looking for a T-shirt cannon, he'd be pretty good at it! It helps that he already kinda looks the part.

edited 23rd Mar '17 4:23:43 PM by Tre

Mascot

Trash disposer.

Go-Go Enslavement for Dr. Wily.

Detective Gamechanger: It was certainly interesting, to say the least.

edited 3rd Apr '17 12:09:54 PM by TheGamechanger

Space Station 13 Detective.

edited 24th Mar '17 8:34:39 AM by Jaxfirebus

Fisherman.

AHAHA! Who needs work, when you have MAGIC?!

She accidentally spikes the drinks so that whoever drinks it disappears into nothing. Needless to say, she's fired.

edited 24th Mar '17 9:41:05 AM by BaconZorp

Brewer.

Look. I'll be a lookout for you, but if you think I can carry all that or go toe-to-toe with those things, you're out of your mind, pal.

edited 26th Mar '17 1:37:50 PM by TheGreatUnknown

Dogmeat 2.0

Baker.

Arrg, let's find some booty! (some more pirate speak.)

edited 3rd Apr '17 10:52:33 AM by CyberController

Pirate.

the hentai completely vanishes.

edited 3rd Apr '17 10:55:08 AM by BaconZorp

Hentai dubber.

Rita Repulsa

Detective Gamechanger: I had fun. Made some sick beats in the process.

edited 4th Apr '17 6:55:44 AM by TheGamechanger

Disc Jockey

Plas does his best. Plas does it so well (...If you call radio static, impossible silhouettes and the smell of burning rubber "well") that nobody even approaches the house. Plas is sad.

edited 4th Apr '17 6:21:05 AM by Murataku

Halloween decoration.

Do I get a uniform like Omawari-san's? Ooh! I wanna monitor the halls and say, "You're under arrest for hallway indecency!

edited 4th Apr '17 5:57:05 AM by arimothereindeer

Hall Monitor.

A Grim Reaper Planet Destroyer.