dork: silent assassin
R-Type pilot.
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More like mercenaries. We don't exactly work full time with those guys, you know.
Hmm... True, true. In any case, working as a soldier won't be much different from our current job.
We're already mercs. Our squad is technically not affiliated with the military or any PMC.
Yeah, and we're really good at this job! As long we have each other, everything will turn out A-OK!
edited 1st Aug '17 9:40:40 AM by ArmoredFury
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Schrodinger's Human
Mercenaries
I'm not sure what to do... I am not familiar with video games.
edited 1st Aug '17 6:22:29 PM by kaalban
Everything that lives is designed to end.
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
Video game tester
"Leftover items still have value!"
Blitzy....
Mascot.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Florist.
Do mascots get to carry guns?
edited 12th Aug '17 4:26:53 PM by DrNoPuma
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
Restaurant mascot.
"Yes, this is handmade, and preserved using just the right formula to give it this glossy shine. Exquisite, isn't it?"
edited 12th Aug '17 4:27:52 PM by TheGreatUnknown
Jester of the Birbal Court
Hatter
The Prodigal Son returns.
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Also Hatter.
Blitzy....
Hunter
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Hydraloonie
Chef.
Progress has it's stepping stones.
*Vague plotting intensifies*
Burger flipper.
Appropriate for the character, although somewhat insensitive to the plight of actual burger flippers. 80%
That's an interesting choice. I'm normally rather shy(Zero, stop potholing what I say, please), but it would be interesting to run a quiz show in particular, to instruct while having people compete. It would be fun to comment on the wrong answers, as well. The more I think about it, the more fun it sounds.
edited 5th Sep '17 10:12:36 PM by ZeroL
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Braids From S286 Not Included
Game show host.
I'm a pretty good singer, so maybe I'll give this a shot.
And we'll be traveling all over Equestria! Can you imagine the paparazzi?
edited 12th Sep '17 6:26:43 AM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
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It's boring to say stage magician since Trixie already does that... How about a pop star?
Trading Card Collector
Professional Professionalist
Gee, how about a pediatrician
This isn't much unlike the slicing the watermelon blindfolded game, ding ding! Surely there's a technique for this.
Hattori unsheaths his sword.
He slices and hits, but only cuts the melon halfway through on first impact.
edited 12th Sep '17 7:25:01 AM by arimothereindeer
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
Fruit Ninja.
Asgore Adopts Noelle
... Playboy Bunny?
see you, space cowboy.
Adventurer.
What the f...? Why are my thighs so, uh... large?... What's that very strong man rushing at me for?
edited 12th Sep '17 9:43:10 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
Blitzy....
Pokemon fighter, as a Lopunny.
I much prefer heroism. This is friggin' boring!
edited 12th Sep '17 9:54:30 AM by CyberController
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
"Team Ken, baby"
Checkout clerk
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda
dork: silent assassin
Spokesperson for a shady company.
That won't be an unusual carrer "choice" if she gets decommissioned. Let's just say she won't enjoy it at all.
edited 24th Sep '17 8:05:01 PM by ArmoredFury
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Worker at a sewage treatment plant with No OSHA Compliance that's run by a Bad Boss.
The League of Heroes
Dishwasher at a diner.
I was born for this! Watch me sing and dance and randomly freak out! People love, this, apparently!
edited 24th Sep '17 1:53:32 PM by TheGreatUnknown
Cook
edited 1st Aug '17 9:41:37 AM by Zanreo
"Leftover items still have value!"