Hunger Games Simulator

I also added "(Player1) learns the true meaning of Christmas, causing (his/her1) small heart to grow three sizes. (He/She1) dies of cardiomegaly."

Normal event:

• (Player1) gets on Santa's naughty list for stealing and wearing Santa's speedo.

Death event:

• (Player1) overdoses on eggnog and dies.

Here's the save with all the changes I made: http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=GDj51INo

The Santa event sounds like something Robot Santa would indulge in.

Gave the new save a test run. None of the Christmas events happened. However:

• Sunset actually kills the Fourth Wall at the Bloodbath! [1]
• That meal probably tasted like Road Apples. Also, how was Snipe able to breathe in that massive group hug? [2]
• As if Google has taken over everyone's browsers already... [3]
• Acid rain pours on the first day. Humanity does something nice for once. [4]
• A blizzard then blows in on the next day. Oddly enough, this non-canon dry run lasts for around six more days. Elastigirl becomes a self-made widow at the Feast. [5]
• Cargo Ship. Also, chess with Google. [6]
• That chess match really hit off with them. Elastigirl meanwhile builds her harem. [7]
• A double date. [8] And another one, but everyone forgets about Toaster. [9]
• Chewie gets picked on, but decides to Leave the Two Lovebirds Alone. [10]
• The finale, in which our search engine overlord betrays its lover and a Wookiee dies anticlimactically. [11]

Ezio!Prinny sure makes a mean rump roast, doesn't he?

[1] This may be my new favorite musical.

Had the toaster been sentient, then they would've recreated The Brave Little Toaster.

EDIT: Fixed up the cast and gave it another run. This time:

• The HGS gets killed off right off the bat! [1]
• Too bad Syndrome and Kefka killed it in a two-on-two fight the next day. [2]
• The first (non-canon) mistletoe victim... [3]
• Staaaarlight sees Lumpy kissing / Saaaanta Clauuusss... Also, poor Cassie. [4]
• Somebody must've been reading too many Sex Tropes... [5]
• Ponies' voices fill the night / Hearth's Warming Eve is here once again! [6]
• Bob-omb dies an in-character death. [7]
• And you thought The Fourth Wall Will Not Protect You. The Fourth Wall itself is deadly. [8] [9] [10]
• Elastigirl cheats on her husband... and gets bizzay! [11]
• And you thought World's Sharpest Knife/Kefka was disturbing... [12] Also, is that how it gives birth?! [13]
• The true meaning of Christmas is— HNNNNNNGGGG [14]

This run ended with Shy Girl snapping Natsuru's neck right after the former received a large sum of money.

edited 9th Dec '16 6:27:14 AM by TroperNo9001

Who's running our next game? I know Dat Loner Girl's hosting, but I can add the tributes.

U jelly, Shy Girl?

It's Shy Girl who received the money, since I said the former.

Ignore

edited 9th Dec '16 6:35:39 AM by BaconZorp

Oh, derp

Welp, the 4th Wall sure had it out for Itachi, huh?

Ah great Imgur's blocked at my school now

Kefka killing Sephiroth was especially funny to me, given the rivalry between their fanbases.

Sorry it's been a while. I've been really tired for some reason. I'll be starting now. Though adding the tributes in would help.

edited 9th Dec '16 12:56:08 PM by DatLonerGirl

I was halfway through the inputting again and it reloaded. Argh! Please, can someone input them? I'll do the rest.

Sounds like a job for Cabe!

Edit: Official tribute input music.

edited 9th Dec '16 3:10:23 PM by Cabe_Bedlam

And it's done. Enjoy!

Also, please check to make sure I didn't make any mistakes. My speed at input means that I might have messed up somewhere.

I didn't get lucky this time - still no reserves for me

Tedd and Crona's names have been spelled correctly at least, and it doesn't matter what gender you set them as because they're both genderqueer/nonbinary.

Yay, my teams made it! I bet they're all going to die right off the bat.

Whew, I am done! Special thanks to Cabe, you da man!

Let the games begin!

Bloodbath.

Tedd doesn't make it far, again. Maybe he snarked at Anger?

So and So's attack isn't so so.

The other Gideon's diary is all about Ramona.

Miss Pauling is immune to puppy eyes.

Leeroy Jenkins rushes into battle. It goes about as well as you would expect.

Day 1.

The former president is not much of a hunter.

Kavat continues the kill streak.

Gyro trains various tributes in having balls of steel.

A fox apparently had a stapler and and a kick to the groin from an ant apparently hurts.

Chloe Price dies anticlimatically.

The Joker test some new Joker gas.

Those siblings sure look alike!

Octoling breaks an arm. If only she had been in octopus form.

Night 1.

What's Her Face may have a forgettable name, but not a forgettable performance. Pity it was awful.

The bullet ant crawls onto Needles Kane with mistletoe in her jaws. Now kiss!

Starkiller is miserable, but K' helps him through it.

A shave? But how...

Chuck Norris gives a jerk father some comeuppance.

Gyro kills a troll, showing no mercy.

Day 2

Saiyan vs ordinary man. Who will win? Oh, and a fox watches in the background.

Another pair of siblings reunite.

Does Ordis even have the organs necessary?

Marty tries to cheat, but fails.

I know fire ant stings hurt, but I don't think that suicide request could even have been fulfilled.

So are his people humans, clowns, or villains?

But isn't he's already a ghost? Oh well, this is what Dragon Balls are for.

Yikes Cheerleader! I guess she did not get that holiday spirit after all.

Does Mojo even have clothes?

The dead.

An awful lot so far. I'll write them here with the next update.

edited 9th Dec '16 6:10:58 PM by DatLonerGirl

...Tedd, you officially suck at this. You're like the early Super Vegito, just not haxop. -_-

Also, sheesh, the Bloodbath at least is unreadable.

edited 9th Dec '16 5:43:28 PM by Psychedelicate

"BAD REVIEW'D!"

What's Her Face: Dag, yo! -ded-