Would you rather?

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Would you rather have no one but your significant other show up to your wedding, or have no one show up at your funeral?

The second. It's not like I'll be around to complain.

Would you rather date your avatar, or be platonic friends with them?

Platonic friends.

Would you rather fight a ninja or a samurai?

A samurai because they're easier to avoid than a ninja.

Be a Turtonator or a Drampa?

Drampa. He looks so wise....

Would you rather listen to Nickelback or Soulja Boy?

Soulja boy for that one song.

Watch the worst of 2D animation or 3D animation?

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2D animation. Bad 3D animation is just too cringey to me, and I've watched plenty (believe me.)

Would you rather have an Enfante Terrible child prodigy who attempts murder when provoked or a well-behaved but Book Dumb perfect little angel as your child?

Well behaved dumb child.

Would you rather fight zombies or werewolves?

Werewolves. At least they're (generally) only dangerous on nights of the full moon.

Travel to the past or the future?

The past so I could tell past!Me not to do stupid things like record over important things on video tapes. And it'd be fun to meet historical figures, too.

Meet a Marvel superhero or a DC superhero?

DC because Batman.

Be a puppy or a kitty?

Kitty! Because I love lazing around and doing nothing while gaining constant attention from the 'net.

Eat animals that are served still alive (e.g.: ikizukuri/live fish, sannakji/live octopus) or eat animals people don't normally eat (e.g.: fried spiders and locusts)?

The second. It seems like less of a choking hazard.

Be a Jojos Bizarre Adventure character or a Fist of the North Star character?

Jojo's a significantly less shitty world, and I'm actually pretty likely to lead a normal life.

Harder mode of the above: Would you rather live in Neon Genesis Evangelion or Berserk

Eva. At least there are giant robots.

Would you rather watch Dragonball Evolution or Fantastic Four (2015)?

Fantastic four, at least its something I'm neutral on that's destroyed instead of my childhood.

Be trapped in the last videogame you played or the last TV show you watched?

The last TV shows I watched was a crime show, so I choose being trapped in Skylanders.

Would you rather be in the main series Pokémon world (i.e. same world as Pokémon Red and Pokémon Moon) or the Pokémon Mystery Dungeon world?

That's a really tough decision, even for me. On one hand, you can be a trainer and go through the usual journey to becoming a champion and bond with the Pokémon you catch on the way (or if you were a Pokémon, you could find a trainer who you think is nice and join them on their journey). On the other, you become a Pokémon and make friends with other Pokémon and join with others to save the world should the need arise.

I think if it were up to me, I'd choose the former option, because, as cool as it would be to be a Pokémon, I'd probably begin to miss doing human things after a while. And making the champion's journey and befriending/training Pokémon on the journey is about the most exciting thing someone could do. (And maybe there's some way to visit the Pokémon Mystery Dungeon world so you can get a taste of that and become a Pokémon.)

Would you rather be part of the main circle of babies in Rugrats, or a kid in Arnold's school?

edited 9th Jan '17 3:37:03 PM by kablammin45

The second. I'd rather not wear a diaper.

Would you rather watch Michael Bay movies, or Zack Snyder movies?

edited 11th Jan '17 10:56:19 AM by CyberController

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Michael Bay movies, I guess. At least they're fun to watch.

Pet a snake or pet a tarantula?

tarantula.

Would you rather lose your friends, or your family?

Family. I can choose my friends.

Would you rather listen to Nickelback or Broken CYDE?