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I've never had the chance, but I'm sure it'd be the case. Lolo changed so much in the little time I was with her, I can only imagine how she's doing now. Of course, I may never get to go back...

What's somewhere you most want to return to?

Only my home, the glorious planet Gasmoxia! But I can't go back there, not since that accident with the unicycle! The laughing... the laughing! You know how bad my injuries were?! They had to reconfigure my breathing exhaust implants from the last accident! I could have died! And yet they just... wouldn't... STOP... LAUGHING! HEARTLESS MONSTERS, ALL OF THEM! ...*noisily sobs*... and none of this would have happened if it weren't for that lazy, insolent flea-bitten orange parasite!

Gah, at this rate I'm gonna need to hire another therapist! You wouldn't happen to know any in Ex-Imperial Sector 88-MPH, would you?

edited 15th May '17 1:53:00 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

I don't, but that place sounds awesome!

What's better: superheroes or giant robots?

Any ability can be replicated by technology eventually, but automata and powered exoskeletons are far more immediately useful.

What would you do if you were stranded in foreign, uncivilized territory with no conceivable way to contact your home?

Narrator: Well, don't go hurling your controller at the cat! Cause it might throw something back, and then it'll only escalate and then...well, just use the Retry option in your Popit.

What do you know about MOTOR BOLTS?

"Motor Bolts"? Forgive me, but I am unfamiliar with newfangled technology such as this.

Do you have a particular favorite out of William Shakespeare's classic plays?

Thought Othello was really gripping. MacBeth was pretty great too... Romeo & Juliet, though? Crazy overrated.

Do you have a favorite movie?

Yeah! That would be The Nightmare Before Christmas!

Were you expecting me to say some kind of superhero movie?

Edit: typo fix

edited 17th May '17 7:34:51 PM by aNinjaWithAIDS

(writes) "I suppose so, but I don't really know you."

(writes) "Do movies still exist? I was down there for a while."

edited 2nd Jun '17 8:17:39 PM by burinnu

Yep!, just got done watching boondock saints and now realize why Anderson quotes all the time!

Hey guys how's your health plain?

My health plan is a man with wax for a face coming into the room and helping me with my injuries.

Does that sound weird to anyone?

Yeah, not gonna lie, it does. But then again, there are a lot of glaring problems with the American health care system. Someday I'll tell you all about it!

Speaking of health, did you know that there's no medical evidence that you need to drink eight glasses of water a day?

edited 3rd Jun '17 4:59:35 AM by TyeDyeWildebeest

So? It's goddamned water. Nobody gives a shit about how much you're ought to drink.

I mean, why pick plain water when you have soft drinks, right?

Well, I suppose you could, but sometimes Clearwater is just the best option. I still use it in some of the toughest recipes. I guess I could try using soda some time...

What was school like for you? I get the feeling that my experience hasn't exactly been normal so far.

School? I never went to school. I got taught everything I know by hard effort.

So how's your dental care? Just wondering.

It's pretty good... when we go to a normal dentist. Voltar insists that we go to an evil dentist, and, well, let's just say it's not fun.

What are your hobbies?

edited 3rd Jun '17 7:55:52 PM by DrNoPuma

Let's see... there's the inventor stuff, but that's more of a job, isn't it? Hmm... Oh, yeah, I started collecting music on tapes not too long ago! It's pretty fun, though some of the ones I've found are a little weird.

I like video games too. Never leave home without my Reality Boy, though I forgot to pack extra batteries this time.

Ever gone exploring?

No, not really. I never leave the Maw, and I'm blind almost all of the time, so I'm not a big explorer.

Does anyone here collect things?

I do! Let's see... I collect manga and action figures of superheroes and robots.

What is your kind of art like?

My art? MY ART IS MAGIC, OF COURSE!! I've been practicing it for years, and I'm more or less perfect at it!

Uhh... Can't really think of a question...

Favorite color?

I don't actually have a favorite color... but maybe pink, I guess.

Is there a place where I could get some sleep?!

I got a bed stranger. I'm sure there's room enough for you and I.

If I asked you on a date, would you say yes?

edited 4th Jun '17 9:21:37 AM by TacoBadger

Even if I was willing to move on from Theofratus, you wouldn't stand a chance.

Do you know what it's like to see your lover destroy themselves in their work, forgetting you even exist?

No. In fact, all my lovers my have been invested in their work, but had time to have a little fun with me! Or a lot. *wink wink*

Oh, and speaking of fun, have you ever hosted an orgy that was meant to go wrong? Like my sister did?

edited 4th Jun '17 10:45:58 AM by fdiaperhead

Nope. I don't host orgies. I get invited.

If I had climbed in your ear, telling you I needed your help saving someone, what would you do?