The result is the most painfully generic Manly show in the world.
Try Mario and Luigi: Darker and Edgier.
What happened? Why am I not allowed to post anymore!?We never see what happens in the Shroobs' Vim Factory, no 'dead' Toads are shown in Little Fungitown, the Elder Princess Shroob does not kill her own men for healing, and Shrowser is made into a Zero-Effort Boss akin to Final Sephiroth instead of a purely-counter boss.
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!Instead of dying, you turn into a cookie.
I love you, Krillin!! -struggling to breathe- I love you as well, honey.. It's me... The context is changed to a silly song about a kid whose friend won't come out to play because he's sick.
edited 31st Dec '15 8:26:17 PM by kablammin45
"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."What changes aside from Hopper's death by a bunch of baby birds?
4Kids Media.
What happened? Why am I not allowed to post anymore!?Everything collapses into an incomprehensible singularity.
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!Bender now only drinks Oil and no one curses. Basically early 90's Simpsons in the future.
Blaze And The Monster Machines
"We be we baby!"4Kids does Not change it, It was made for little children in the first place!
“How long has it been? 23 days?”Turrets are modified to fire only lasers, the core transfer scene is made less..grisly, we never hear the recording of Cave Johnson transferring Caroline into Glados, and for some reasons Wheatley is portalled into a bottomless pit instead of space.
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!Rather than die, the soldiers who are hit are put into a coma. The aliens are defeated extremely easily.
All the guns are edited to water pistols, deaths are removed, and the kid doesn't get shocked.
Fist of the North Star. I didn't like the last guy's response.
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!The dinosaurs don't eat people, they just give them big boo-boos.
Instead of killing people, Kenshiro knocks them unconscious. Needless to say, "You are already knocked out." doesn't sound quite as badass as "You Are Already Dead."
edited 1st Jan '16 9:57:37 PM by IchigoMontoya
Hydra is now a generic supervillain organization, with its Nazi origins removed. There is much less fighting and violence. No more Lorelei.
Now known as Cyber ControllerThe moon stays in tact, and the earth is never threatened.
Half-Life
All the guns are removed for space lazers, no one dies to them, and some of the freakier aliens have been made cuter to not scare their target demographic. Also, Gordon Freeman wins at the end, saves humanity, and G-Man is removed completely.
Banjo now just steals picnic baskets, and Gruntilda sends out Monster of the Week to do her bidding.
"We be we baby!"Excessive Violence removed, Different Americanized names, the evil people has British accents, the usual work.
Anything by Dingo Pictures.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!Any swears are removed and the voice acting is actually made semi-competant
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas EdisonNobody dies. They get really big boo-boos. And the Titans are replaced with giant stuffed toys.
The Harvest Moon series.
edited 2nd Jan '16 1:01:42 PM by TheFarmboy
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!The Titans are given less Uncanny Valley designs, and nobody dies
Neon Genesis Evangelion (a concrete answer this time please)
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison
The only thing that is changed is that Bullet Bills are removed.
Fist of the North Star
edited 31st Dec '15 7:23:53 PM by Savaget1337
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!