Follow TV Tropes

Following

Weird things you've Googled

Go To

SmartGirl333 New account is voidify Since: Nov, 2014
New account is voidify
#1: May 31st 2015 at 8:18:16 PM

This is like The strangest thing you've said today except it's things you Googled instead of said or posted. You don't have to give context (you're allowed to, but don't have to) and asking previous posters for context is ok too. Apologies if thread already exists.

I'll start: "do snakes eat bread"

—Anaconda was stuck in my head ok?!

engie Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#2: May 31st 2015 at 8:27:46 PM

I hate it when hitler steals my nutella

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
SmartGirl333 New account is voidify Since: Nov, 2014
New account is voidify
#3: May 31st 2015 at 8:30:25 PM

[up]That one's a meme. It isn't even a google suggestion anymore lol

engie Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#4: May 31st 2015 at 8:37:01 PM

[up]How about this one: I hate it when I accidentally build a shelf

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
#5: Jun 1st 2015 at 6:15:18 AM

Actual things I've googled:

"black and white photo of broccoli" (I swear I had a reason for this but I don't remember it)

"why does my cat bite my ankle"

"how much coffee can I safely consume in a day"

"90s perfume commercial"

Stupid doomed timeline...
ElectricNova Since: Jun, 2012
#6: Jun 1st 2015 at 6:40:27 AM

"eddie let me go back to my home"

SmartGirl333 New account is voidify Since: Nov, 2014
New account is voidify
#7: Jun 1st 2015 at 1:37:16 PM

[up]I'm guessing that was lyrics

edited 1st Jun '15 1:37:37 PM by SmartGirl333

Shadsie Staring At My Own Grave from Across From the Cemetery Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: My elf kissing days are over
Staring At My Own Grave
#8: Jun 1st 2015 at 5:22:56 PM

I image-google sometimes for art reference.

Recently, I had "Western Saddle" and "Saguaro Cactus" on my googling as well as "Phos and Lux" (they are video game characters, very minor ones).

I've done "Horse skeleton" and I'm sure I've done "Cat skeleton" before. I've done "Wing Bones" and "Turkey Wing Bones" to reference out a project I was creating with the real thing.

I've also googled the real life names of online friends of mine if I haven't seen them in a long time just to "make sure there's not an obit or bad news story." I did that recently with a friend in Texas because of the flooding. (And got a Trillian from her last night, she's fine).

I also have googled "Shadsie, Fan Fiction" to see if anyone's recommending me somewhere. (Sometimes, on ff.net, I get favorites-bombed like whoa and I get curious about it). I've found myself on a few tumblrs - when I do not yet, myself, have a tumblr.

edited 1st Jun '15 5:25:49 PM by Shadsie

In which I attempt to be a writer.
SmartGirl333 New account is voidify Since: Nov, 2014
New account is voidify
#9: Jun 1st 2015 at 11:51:35 PM

'monkey fireman'

...I wanted to know if this one story I heard on (the animated adaptation on yt of) The Ricky Gervais Show was actually true.

KatanaCat Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees from the void (Spin-off Series) Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees
#10: Jun 2nd 2015 at 5:49:55 AM

I too search for things I want pictures of as a reference. Including "crane skeleton".

The other day I Googled "it's the middle of the fight I'm a knight and I'm right lyrics" because I just woke up from a dream that included a rock song of some sort with those lyrics. Alas, there were no results... so my subconscious randomly wrote a song, I guess. note 

If you are not very careful, your possessions will posses you
NotSoBadassLongcoat The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24 from People's Democratic Republic of Badassia (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Puppy love
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
#11: Jun 2nd 2015 at 11:11:06 AM

"swiss train man hat" and "raspberry pi screen hat".

Because it's a brilliant idea to call expansion boards for Raspberry Pi "Hardware Attached on Top".

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
engie Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#12: Jun 2nd 2015 at 11:12:36 AM

"Human petting"

Unfortunately it just came up with a bunch of BDSM crap, which wasn't quite what I was curious about.

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
TolkienOtaku Having a good time! from Utah Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Having a good time!
#13: Jun 2nd 2015 at 10:00:36 PM

"Does eating after 7 make you gain weight?"

edited 2nd Jun '15 10:00:46 PM by TolkienOtaku

Blog link
Krieger22 Causing freakouts over sourcing since 2018 from Malaysia Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: I'm in love with my car
Causing freakouts over sourcing since 2018
#14: Jun 3rd 2015 at 2:33:41 AM

"Accuracy is king, capacity is queen"

I have disagreed with her a lot, but comparing her to republicans and propagandists of dictatorships is really low. - An idiot
SmartGirl333 New account is voidify Since: Nov, 2014
New account is voidify
#15: Jun 4th 2015 at 2:06:20 PM

"head cut off by train"

—I saw a picture on 4chan and wanted to know if it was real or fake.

SmartGirl333 New account is voidify Since: Nov, 2014
New account is voidify
#16: Jun 6th 2015 at 4:31:09 PM

"boobs come out of screen"

—A knowyourmeme comment

MonkBarbarian Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Snogging Lavender Brown
#17: Jun 6th 2015 at 9:21:46 PM

"General Tarquin gay man other side innuendo"

... i was trying to find a scene in Order Of The Stick that was mentioned on TV Tropes.

SmartGirl333 New account is voidify Since: Nov, 2014
New account is voidify
#18: Jun 6th 2015 at 9:46:54 PM

"pimp sollux feferi aradia "ii get all the biitche2" "

—I was trying to find a funny piece of Homestuck fanart on dA that I had visited before, the bit in actual quotes was from one of the comments.

TamH70 Since: Nov, 2011 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
#19: Jun 7th 2015 at 9:21:38 AM

How to make thermite. Was bored.

RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#20: Jun 7th 2015 at 2:41:17 PM

"french hat commonly worn by policemen"

I was looking for the kepi and couldn't remember what it's called.

"Did you expect somebody else?"
PrincessGwen The Scarlet Witch from In the U.S.A Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: If it's you, it's okay
The Scarlet Witch
#21: Jun 7th 2015 at 2:45:03 PM

"Excuse me while I whip this out."

It's not like that, I swear!

"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#22: Jun 7th 2015 at 2:46:36 PM

[up]-SCREEEEEEAMS-

...

-sees what's bought out-

...

-calms down on seeing it's paper-

"Did you expect somebody else?"
DrFurball Two-bit blockhead from The House of the Rising Sun Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Tongue-tied
Two-bit blockhead
#23: Jun 8th 2015 at 10:27:44 AM

"you people are so petty"

"mouth zipped"

"mistaken for killer"

"bruised breasts"

"so ein mist"

...I've been using Google a lot lately.

Weird in a Can (updated M-F)
NotSoBadassLongcoat The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24 from People's Democratic Republic of Badassia (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Puppy love
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
#24: Jun 8th 2015 at 12:12:34 PM

"masters of the invisible hand"

Somehow this perfect name for any secret cabal that controls the global market has yet to be used by any conspiracy theory kooks.

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
kablammin45 From thief to hero from New Pines (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
From thief to hero
#25: Jun 8th 2015 at 12:21:40 PM

"drinking a milkshake in a cute manner"

"Don't worry, Lucian, we'll make it through this."

Total posts: 429
Top