-is starstruck and flattened-
-Throws a windows 10 OS computer at the next poster-
...eheh
my current job
...thanks, but I have no interest in upgrading now.
Throws some dice at TNP.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Part-Time Omen of Death
DICE! *pockets them to add to collection*
*throws a magic 8 ball at TNP*
Stupid doomed timeline...
The man behind the slaughter
(hits my head and knocks me out)
(Throws a aircraft carrier at TNP)
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
The Absolute Madman
-dodges-
-Throws a bunch of little girls at TNP-
"We be we baby!"
Star of hope
-Ends up in the hospital-
-Throws a snake at TNP-
wisdom, hope, courage, love, peace, willpower
Not stupid or expendable.
AHHH! A snake! Jamie, Zoe, somebody HELP ME!!
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
The Absolute Madman
Nothing was thrown. You must type in something to throw at the next poster.
-Throws money at TNP-
"We be we baby!"
The Scarlet Witch
Sweet! I can buy another amiibo now! 
-Throws a teddy bear at TNP-
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
my current job
NO, WAIT! I'M ALLERGIC TO ADORABLENESS!
I throw my sense of humour at TNP... somehow...
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Thanks, but I've already got one of those.
Throws a tantrum at TNP
Tief girl with eartude
*Folds her arms and glares until he stops*
*Throws an eyeroll at TNP*
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
my current job
Woah there, you can keep your eyes, thank you very much!
I throw a Mogwai at the next poster.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Part-Time Omen of Death
I'll remember not to feed it after midnight.
*throws a trilobite fossil at TNP*
Stupid doomed timeline...
This belongs in a museum!
Throws a book at TNP
Shane Neumann, the Master of Failures
= it hits him in the face. Wordlessly, he glares at the person who threw the book at him =
= throws a massive encyclopedia at the next poster =
Dragon Riders is canceled and Team Dragon Rise is disbanded. I'm a failure as an administrator of two forums.
The Absolute Madman
-Hit- I got the book thrown at me! -Bum dum tiss-
-Throws drum set at the next poster-
"We be we baby!"
Braids From S286 Not Included
(Plays a rock tune)
(throws a Mega Stone at TNP)
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
-Becomes MEGA EVERZWIJN-
Muhahahaha! Behold my awesome POWER!
-Throws a pie at the next troper-
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
my current job
(the audience laughs)
I throw a ticket for a Holiday in Cambodia at TNP.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
-grabs quickly. screams inwardly-
Throws a bottle of Fluorosulfuric acid
at TNP.
The Absolute Madman
-Dodges-
-Thows some fresh beats at the next troper-
"We be we baby!"
*Starts dancing*
*Throws some fresh beets at the next poster*
Shane Neumann, the Master of Failures
= sidesteps =
= throws a random Trope at the next poster =
Dragon Riders is canceled and Team Dragon Rise is disbanded. I'm a failure as an administrator of two forums.
Laithelryn uses an umbrella to deflect the flying organs.
I call a comet down on the next poster.