Unlike the kid, I'm actually capable of taking care of myself!
That, and I can simply cap a robber in the leg.
GIT OFF MAH LAWN
TNT is tasked with defusing a nuclear warhead, five minutes away from detonating, with no manual.
(I attempt to defuse it and cause a explosion instead).
TNP becomes the main bad guy of the last video game you played.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"The last game I played was Disney Infinity...but that game has no real bad guy beyond the ones that are already playable. Oh well, I guess I'll be Randall if I have to be one of them.
TNP becomes the main villain of the last animated movie they watched.
"Hey, gimme a minute to get to know everyone, 'kay, Brainy?" "Of course, but please allow me to get a word in, too, bzz."I think it was The Secret Life of Pets, so I am now Snowball! His life is pretty terrible until his Heel–Face Turn, but at least I have a great voice!
TNP is at an art museum.
edited 28th Dec '16 4:39:55 PM by DrNoPuma
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.I either leave or fall asleep.
TNP becomes rule of their country.
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!I become a benevolent dictator! :D
TNP gets to become monarch of a fictional place.
I am a complete failure as a ruler and the land crumbles into bankruptcy. Doesn't matter which.
TNT is in Las Vegas with the entire contents of their savings account and Extremely Drunk.
Preparing Signature protocols. Accessing personnel file. Preparing Voice Systems. Deploying Speech Protocols: Hello World.I would explore and take in the sights...
TNP has a crush on another troper? What do they do
Nah I would do that too.
edited 29th Dec '16 3:25:01 AM by Ecrivan
Formerly known as Bleddyn And I am feeling like a ghost Resident Perky GothSay nothing as it slowly eats away at me until I've created entire fictional worlds in my head about possible futures, only to finally decide to say something moments after they last check the site ... What? Too depressing?
TNT becomes a psychiatrist.
I need to update these things more oftenDoes this mean I have to learn how to imitate a German accent now?
In all honesty, that job actually looks kinda fun.
TNP gets stuck inside an amusement park at night.
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.Well that depends. Is it just a normal amusement park? If so, I turn on the rides and have some fun. Or is it gonna go full Five Nights At Freddys or CarnEvil? If that's the case, I'm gonna fuck shit up.
TNP is now a yandere.
Long live the New Bev.-stares blankly at senpai-
TNT wakes up and finds themselves back on January 1st, 2016.
Is not impressed.-Is in despair-
-For, like, a day or two-
-Realizes it must be an act of God-
-Resolves to do better this time-
-Probably doesn't-
TNT receives a surplus tank.
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.(Sells it for money).
TNP finds out their related to a serial killer that is still active.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"Yeah, it's me.
TNT begins dating a person and just when they're about to confess their love for them, they learn that person is an alien plotting to overthrow humanity.
Is not impressed.Well, I guess I have to do the right thing and carefully blow the whistle to someone. I'll find someone else eventually. Either that or try to get the alien to Heel–Face Turn.
TNT switches bodies with their current avatar.
edited 3rd Jan '17 12:03:12 PM by kablammin45
"Hey, gimme a minute to get to know everyone, 'kay, Brainy?" "Of course, but please allow me to get a word in, too, bzz."Bumped; scenario changed
"Hey, gimme a minute to get to know everyone, 'kay, Brainy?" "Of course, but please allow me to get a word in, too, bzz."I'd store the ammo in a secure place and then give rides to people in the city at five bucks per person. Who doesn't want a ride on a tank?
TNT moves to South Park.
Is not impressed.I eventually move out due to the inasnity of the town.
TNP meets a talking butterfly that want's to teach them about love.
edited 3rd Jan '17 2:04:32 PM by Superjohn
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"I know exactly what you're talking about, and Screw This, I'm Outta Here
TNP's father shoots TNP's mother and tells TNP to order pizza for dinner.
edited 3rd Jan '17 2:09:17 PM by DrNoPuma
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.Crap.
Just because my grandmother went to the DMZ doesn't mean I want to be in the country!
EVACUATE
TNT is able to enter one show of their choosing.
First stop: the Krusty Krab!
TNP is accidentally left Home Alone.
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.