Destroyer of worlds.
I make Kai Leng choke on his stupid space katana while I kick him in his cyber-nuts. And I keep calling him a mincing jackass with the menace of a girl scout.
TNT meets the one fictional character they have a crush on.
Is not impressed.
Don't step on the flowers.
I try to hide my crush in front of Miles Edgeworth, so that I don't look like another Oldbag to him.
TNT just met their favorite character.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
*Vague plotting intensifies*
I beg L to let me be his apprentice.
TNP becomes their favorite villain
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Shadow of Legends
I am Starscream! While my spark still burns, I will never give up!
...then again... joining the Autobots seems a more sensible course from here. Time to kick some Decepticon butt!
TNP gets to date their favourite hero.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
So, a date with Yayoi Kise/Cure Peace? Oh, Hell YEAH! We'll watch a Superhero movie together. Once that's over, I'll help her produce her manga with honest critique and direction. By the end of the day, I know I'm going to have the Bad End Kingdom drive me into despair, but it's absolutely Worth It just to have a front row seat to see her do a Peace Thunder live and in action. 
...gets sucked into the Pokémon world.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
MY CHILDHOOD- YES
I HAVE TRAINED FOR THIS MOMEN- Am I wearing a Bug Catcher hat?
....
....
Welp, time to be a boss in mook clothing. Now, where can I find a miltank?
TNP gets to date any fictional girl of their choosing.
*Vague plotting intensifies*
Winry or Palutena!? (Head explodes)
...becomes Cthulhu
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Destroyer of worlds.
What I'd prefer to do is get a job in Japan as an adult film star. Though I feel I'd do what Cthulhu seems to enjoy doing as much as I do: sleeping for long periods of time.
TNT can now transfer their consciousness to parallel versions of themselves.
Is not impressed.
Prim, proper, and yet so socially awkward
Well, this could make for an interesting experience, seeing all the different interpretations of myself. Maybe I could find a me who is an alien, or a cat, or maybe even a Pokémon.
TNT is near an erupting volcano.
"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"
Destroyer of worlds.
Red Like Santa
Great. I hope this goes better than The Clone Saga.
TNP is now given the ability to talk to animals.
Now known as Cyber Controller
*Vague plotting intensifies*
I set up a spy network of birds and learn everything
...ends up in Darth Vader's armor
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Best cosplay ever!
If I have his saber or any powers, then... WORLD DOMINATION!
TNP has to save the world from world domination.
At the heart of the world...
I would break under all the pressure and probably die running.
TNP throws a golf ball at the nearest person.
Destroyer of worlds.
I most likely end up throwing it at my brother. He calls me a dick, or chalks it up to my remarkable ability to throw balls and hit everything but what I was throwing it at.
TNT's home town is put under a government quarantine and quickly learns that an alien life form not unlike The Thing has assumed the forms of numerous people in the town.
Is not impressed.
Red Like Santa
I stay in my attic until it's safe.
TNP is now their least favorite celebrity.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Don't step on the flowers.
So I'm now Justin Bieber... Time to go throw myself off a cliff!
TNT Has become their favorite celebrity.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
straight up just a bear
I am now Ryan Gosling. I would probably just start acting like The Driver...
TNP has been dropped in the middle of The Zone and must find a way out.
edited 10th Sep '16 1:56:13 PM by Sedmikrasky
Red Like Santa
Gets confused what is so important about it and tosses it to the side to get lost behind the bed.
TNP is suddenly riding a dolphin.
"After time adrift among open stars, along tides of light and through shoals of dust, I will return to where I began."
Destroyer of worlds.
-Is pinned under a dolphin being crushed, the dolphin is fine however-
TNP is suddenly sprayed with liquid nitrogen.
edited 17th Sep '16 9:44:50 PM by darkdestinysoul
"After time adrift among open stars, along tides of light and through shoals of dust, I will return to where I began."
Red Like Santa
I die. What did you expect?
TNP just met their least favorite character.
Now known as Cyber Controller