What would happen if the next troper...

I try to find out about the differences, before finding a way home.

TNP is now the dictator of their country.

"Alright. First order of business, everyone who used to run things still has their old jobs until further notice, but now reports to me. Yes, they weren't perfect and fucked a lot of things up, but they know things I do not and have experience in their matters. Yes, I'm going to change things, a lot, but I'm not just gonna rush in blindly and try to fix everything without some knowledge of the likely consequences."

"Second order of business, I want to talk to everyone incredibly wealthy, as well as everyone who runs a charity or altruistic organization. I want to know how the former got their wealth and why they should keep it, and I want to know what the latter are doing/trying to do and how, and what they need to do it much more effectively. No, I'm not gonna take away everything the former have and leave them destitute, they'll keep enough to live comfortable lives even by their standards unless I find they've done something deserving of being chucked into prison, but if they have ridiculous amounts and aren't doing anything useful with it..."

"Third order of business, I want empty and unoccupied houses and other buildings found and requisitioned under my authority. If they are genuinely such, I will pay a handsome bounty. If they are not and you deceive me, you can expect to be harshly punished. I will be looking up their ownership details to make sure. I then want as many willing and interested homeless housed in each as reasonably possible. I want them fed, by local businesses until a more permanent solution can be found. Again, I will repay businesses that do so handsomely for this service."

If TNT is wealthy, they are now poor. If they were poor, they are now wealthy.

edited 6th Aug '16 8:29:52 PM by MicoolTNT

Wahoo, I'm rich. I'd buy a modest house by the beach and spend the rest of my days enjoying life to the fullest.

TNT is now the owner of their very own Terminator.

Alrighty, Congress will now be my advisors. The Democratic and Republican parties now no longer exist. Those who I feel have been hilariously incompetent will be given the option to retire peacefully. If they refuse, then I will fire them, and tarnish their names in the history books.

Second off, secret internal police force, answering to the highest authority, me. Corrupt officials will be 'removed'. Militant groups who murder cops will be shot on sight. You will have the right to peacefully protest. Doing so in a manner that hinders the police, however, will get you shot.

Thirdly and foremost, the Death Penalty is now authorized as a first resort against murderers and worse.

Glory to Jacob [REDACTED]

Best bodyguard ever!

TNP gets a car of their choice.

edited 8th Aug '16 5:24:40 AM by RandomWriter413

Real or imaginary? If the first, I'm getting a Ferrari. If imaginary, I'm getting a landspeeder from Star Wars.

TNP is forced to watch Teen Titans Go! on infinite repeat.

I proceed to enact a complex revenge plan that results in the showrunners being brutally murdered and the person responsible for my situation suffering a Fate Worse than Death.

TNP is now on a bowling league with four of their favorite fictional characters.

edited 9th Aug '16 9:57:08 PM by Avenuewriter

So I'm with Bill Cipher, The Joker, Snorlax, and Sans. Bill wins because he's a cheating bastard.

...was stuck in the setting of their least favorite Disney movie?

It's a toss-up between Arendelle and San Fransokyo... but living in either world wouldn't be that bad.

TNA is locked in a room with the character that most annoys them.

Draco Malfoy says something stupid, and I punch him straight in the face.

TNP entire avatar gallery is transported to the real world.

Oh, great. I don't want Bill, Ragyo and Gravemind to be real. Although, at least I could meet Yang.

TNP just woke up in Donald Trump's body.

This is kind of a problem, because I don't know anything about politics (and though you could joke that Trump doesn't either, seriously, I need to know what I'm doing.) However, it would give me a chance to apologize for all the bad things "I've" done. Ever seen the movie Dave? That's basically what I would do.

TNP is swimming in the ocean when they feel something brush against their leg.

edited 13th Aug '16 8:55:56 AM by DrNoPuma

I'd recant every stupid thing he said and then actually try to win against Hillary.^note I don't like her any more than I like Trump.

I nope right out of there.

...was lying in a ditch and had no idea how they got there?

edited 13th Aug '16 8:31:47 AM by Weirdguy149

Time to go throw myself off a cliff!

I know where this is going. I'M OUTTA HERE!

"Uh okay."

TNP got stuck in a video game (Of choice) and in order to get out, they have to beat it 100%.

edited 13th Aug '16 8:35:06 AM by Revaryk

I'll have a bad time, last.

TNT has to fight a hard video game boss, IRL.

Do I get to choose a specific one? If so, I choose the Chilly Ride boss from Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon. At least that would be pretty fun in real life.

TNP becomes a werewolf.

OH HECK YES! *Insert "F**k Yeah!" Alphonse Elric gif here*

TNP has to save the world from The Corruption.

I lose.

TNP is strolling through a neighbor hood when they see a Mafia hit.

I tip my hat, and continue to walk, seeing as I'm not their target.

TNT is ensnared by a bear trap!

AhHhHhHhHh!!!!! MY FUCKING LEG! JESUS CHRIST! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

TNP is forced to kill a loved one or themselves.

Before killing myself, I use the Dark Web to mastermind a revolution in China, then become its leader, take over most of East Asia, conquer Africa and South America while everyone is expecting me to attack Russia, take over Europe, sweep the rest of Asia, then make Russia defend itself on three sides, negating the Siberia advantage, then finally swoop in and conquer America. I rule in the name of everything I hate, then I arrange my own assassination so that everything I think is wrong will be associated with a figure worse than hitler for all time.

The next troper gets a Death Note

edited 13th Aug '16 7:23:51 PM by ZeroL

I write Donald Trump's name in it, and promptly lock it in a safe and throw away the key without a word.

The next poster just got their underwear stolen by some weirdo with world domination plans.

Absolutely nothing happens or changes, and I'd probably burn it to stop anyone else getting their hands on it.

O-kay. You gonna pay for those? And you better not make any weird shit out of my DNA...

TNP comes home to find their house blown up! (Fortunately, nobody was hurt.)

I'd probably cry because I'd have to go to my dads and I literally can't sleep there. Last time, I was there for three days and didn't sleep for said three days.

The next troper gets a free order of chicken strips at their favorite restaurant, (lets have something nice happen)!

Some weirdo with world domination plans; hell of a time to have my name now. I assure you it's merely coincidence.

edited 13th Aug '16 8:17:28 PM by TotalWeirdo

Great! I love that.

TNP woke up next to their avatar in bed.

I try to strangle Light to prevent him from taking over the world, and since he's a thinker rather than a fighter, I have a decent chance. L and Lelouch are both benevolent, and will keep Izaya in check.