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Aespai Chapter 1 (Discontinued) from Berkshire Since: Sep, 2014 Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
Chapter 1 (Discontinued)
#1: Nov 5th 2014 at 2:02:17 PM

It misses you.

You could afford to go jog in it for awhile while listening to an iPod. Drawing pictures while on the Kickerbikemachinegod. Play Elona while on the treadmill. Even writing novels for Na No Wri Mo on the stair-stepper.

-pokes you with a stick-

come on.

-pokes again-

why?

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RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#2: Nov 5th 2014 at 2:05:20 PM

I still do, and I can't be there 24/7.

"Did you expect somebody else?"
Odd1 Still just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2013 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Still just awesome like that
#3: Nov 5th 2014 at 2:16:08 PM

stop guilting me, I know >_<

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Parable State of Mind from California (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Holding out for a hero
State of Mind
#4: Nov 5th 2014 at 2:19:34 PM

Weights at home. Jog around the block. All the gym I feel I need.

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Odd1 Still just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2013 Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Still just awesome like that
#5: Nov 5th 2014 at 2:21:02 PM

I mean, I'm always on my feet running around everywhere at work. Surely that must count for some degree of exercise, right?

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Lemurian from Touhou fanboy attic Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
MrLavisherMoot from So'ton, Hants Since: May, 2014
#7: Nov 5th 2014 at 3:07:44 PM

Because I'm a lazy git.

simple as
NotSoBadassLongcoat The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24 from People's Democratic Republic of Badassia (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Puppy love
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
#8: Nov 5th 2014 at 3:20:13 PM

Eight years ago I hurt my back, the doctors have no clue what's wrong with it, and it still hurts. If I strain too much, it hurts even more. Also, my cardio sucks.

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Deadbeatloser22 from Disappeared by Space Magic (Great Old One) Relationship Status: Tsundere'ing
#9: Nov 5th 2014 at 3:36:23 PM

I missed this week's session on account of being ill. sad

"Yup. That tasted purple."
MiscellaneousSoup from Library Since: Dec, 2012 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
#10: Nov 5th 2014 at 3:37:37 PM

Almost every week, I go to the library and get at least thirty-five big books. I either go to the bus stop or my house after that, lugging extremely heavy bags. That's my exercise.

LeGarcon Blowout soon fellow Stalker from Skadovsk Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Blowout soon fellow Stalker
#11: Nov 5th 2014 at 3:39:14 PM

I'm poor

Oh really when?
Catfish42 Bloody Fossil from world´s favourite country. Since: Dec, 2010 Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Bloody Fossil
#12: Nov 5th 2014 at 3:42:59 PM

I'll go with #6 and #7.

A different shape every step I take A different mind every step of the line
Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
#13: Nov 5th 2014 at 4:36:11 PM

'Cause there isn't a gym close enough to where I live so I just run around the building and up and down the stairs and dance around my bedroom like a weirdo instead.

Stupid doomed timeline...
MajorTom Eye'm the cutest! Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
Eye'm the cutest!
#14: Nov 5th 2014 at 6:22:48 PM

The outdoors is my gym. The high plains of Colorado are my stairstepper and treadmill, Greenhorn Mountain my weight room.

The only bad thing is it's pretty much winter, the gym will close sporadically and irregularly because of this thing called snow and cold.

"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."
Makeyejr ...? from Michigan (Above the Bridge) Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Staying up all night to get lucky
...?
#15: Nov 5th 2014 at 6:49:23 PM

A combination of me being a lazy bastard and the fact that are not any gyms nearby where I live.

maxwellelvis Mad Scientist Wannabe from undisclosed location Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: In my bunk
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#16: Nov 5th 2014 at 10:50:37 PM

I can't drive. And the computer on my dad's treadmill is on the fritz.

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InverurieJones '80s TV Action Hero from North of the Wall. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
'80s TV Action Hero
#17: Nov 5th 2014 at 10:51:59 PM

Because for the last week or so, every time I start getting ready to go there, somebody, somewhere decides they need a fire engine.

'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
Aespai Chapter 1 (Discontinued) from Berkshire Since: Sep, 2014 Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
Chapter 1 (Discontinued)
#18: Nov 5th 2014 at 10:54:12 PM

You're a firefighter?

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Mukora Uniocular from a place Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: I made a point to burn all of the photographs
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#19: Nov 5th 2014 at 10:55:20 PM

Becuse I don't care and I don't have the money.

"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."
InverurieJones '80s TV Action Hero from North of the Wall. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
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#20: Nov 5th 2014 at 10:55:52 PM

[up][up] Only on my days off from the Coastguard. Ironically, the gym I use is at the fire station; I just always forget my bag in the rush out when my pager goes.

edited 5th Nov '14 10:58:34 PM by InverurieJones

'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
IraTheSquire Since: Apr, 2010
#21: Nov 5th 2014 at 10:57:15 PM

Have my own weights at home. Better than smelling the sweat of other people when I can do the same stuff at home.

IchigoPockyChama from my new account Since: Dec, 2013
#22: Nov 5th 2014 at 11:16:50 PM

Gotta say I'm proud of my pale complexion. ^_^

Krieger22 Causing freakouts over sourcing since 2018 from Malaysia Since: Mar, 2014 Relationship Status: I'm in love with my car
Causing freakouts over sourcing since 2018
#23: Nov 6th 2014 at 6:40:57 AM

Because of exams. And I plan to build a new PC/deal with my backlog of unplayed games/hunt for more Hot Wheels cars when said exams are over instead of going to the gym.

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Aszur A nice butterfly from Pagliacci's Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
A nice butterfly
#24: Nov 6th 2014 at 6:49:18 AM

The McDonald's is closer.

But seriously, I just hate exercise, myself, and don't have the time anyways and wouldn't get anything out of it, really. I don't see any benefits for me to go to the gym.

edited 6th Nov '14 6:49:54 AM by Aszur

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SilentlyHonest Since: Oct, 2011
#25: Nov 6th 2014 at 6:51:29 AM

Afford is an interesting word you used there. No I can't afford to go to the gym. I am being spread thin financially as it is. I would if I had the money for it. As it is, I don't.


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