Push the button?

Repairman Mario can code games like a whizz, so press.

You get a new car you always wanted.

However.

The car is cursed and overtime you'll grow mad trying to care for it.

It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!

No. I value my sanity, even though I like a car.

You get a boyfriend/girlfriend.

BUT

They're a pervert who enjoy wearing your underwear.

Just made a server on discord.Come join me.

( ° - °)

(° - ° )

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(pass)

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You'll be a god!

BUT

You'll have to deal with these god-things: immortality, never sleeping, watching the entire universe all your life, having to deal with Satan and/or atheists, answering prayers every single second, etc., etc.

edited 4th Feb '17 6:27:19 PM by anza_sb

Twitter/Instagram: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah.

If I learned anything from Futurama, it's that as God, you need to have a light touch on things. Plus, I could care less if people don't believe in me. -push-

You're not welcome in your favorite restaurant chain anymore

BUT

It's ok because you have a lifetime membership card to a new super turbo version of that same restaurant chain.

"We be we baby!"

Yes.

You get to direct a movie.

BUT

It's the quality of typical Direct-to-DVD dreck.

Just made a server on discord.Come join me.

Yeah sure. At least it'll give me experience.

You get the most delicious ice cream ever created

BUT

You can never have any other ice cream for the rest of your life after you finish it.

I'm fine with a big tub of the best Cookies n' Cream ever made.

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You get to be your favorite character!

BUT

This is done through a "Freaky Friday" Flip, and you two only have 24 hours to find a way to undo it before it becomes permanent.

edited 19th Feb '17 5:26:42 AM by TroperNo9001

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

Stay Issei for 24 hours? Pushed!

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Your country is no longer a shithole

BUT

You no longer have any need for money.

Mainly it meant your country no longer has currency.

edited 19th Feb '17 6:35:22 AM by NegaKingKix

"We be we baby!"

It'd be kind of risky, but I think I would press. It would probably be pretty easy to find a way to switch back if I became Yoshi, Flygon, Goodra, or Primarina. If I switch with, say, Destiny, then that might be trickier to switch back unless she-as-me can enact the switch back by herselfsince there's not much I can do out of the water as her.

So press if I switch places with a Pokémon or Yoshi, maybe not if I switch with one of my other favorite characters.

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I guess I would press if it would make life better for people and alleviate our social issues...though I don't get what "no longer have a need for money" defines. Can I no longer use money or can I just get by in life withoutneeding to use money?

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You get to takea vacation to a video game world of your choice!

But

For the entirety of the trip, you will be in the body of a large cartoon snake.

edited 19th Feb '17 5:19:04 AM by kablammin45

"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."

So, I'll be a giant cartoony snake in Undertale. Eh, I can fit in nicely. *press*

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You'll have Shock and Awe powers

BUT

you'll be stuck inside a power plant, having to provide unlimited power to the entire world.

Twitter/Instagram: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah.

Sucks for me, but i'll finally have a purpose! Pressed.

You can teleport to any location in the world

BUT

You have to have visited it before, and time advances as if you had actually went there.

edited 26th Feb '17 10:13:24 AM by Jaxfirebus

Sounds good to me!

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You never have to do any sort of work ever again.

BUT

You feel constant physical pain for the rest of your life.

No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.

Nope x 100.

You dress a your favorite animal and fight crime.

But

Your archenemy dresses as the thing that scares you the most.

"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."

I don't think so.

I'm suspecting that includes invisibility cloaks, so no.

Your natural abilities will be massively enhanced, powerful enough to influence the whole world...

But...

All your emotions excluding anger will be stripped from you.

   Can you see the what it is?   

edited 26th Feb '17 10:59:01 AM by StarAndroidJaguar

...

That sounds like a horrible way to live. Pass.

You get to control an army

BUT

You sound like a little whiny girl now.

"We be we baby!"

Well, it wouldn't be too much of a change, but controlling an army sounds like a headache. I'll pass.

You get the day off tomorrow

But

You don't get the weekend off.

current jam | avi

Nah.

You are a billionaire.

But

The rest of your family wants to kill you for the money.

edited 28th Feb '17 8:21:40 PM by CyberController

Just made a server on discord.Come join me.

Nah, I like not being constantly hunted down more.

You'll be the most rich and powerful person on the planet (figuratively and literally)!

BUT

everyone's gonna blame you for everything (poverty, climate change, New World Order, Toblerone changing shape, etc.).

Twitter/Instagram: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah.

So basically, I'm Superman and Batman rolled into one? And I'm figuratively the richest person, as well as literally, meaning all the blame doesn't affect my healthy and fulfilling life? For fuck's sake, PRESS!

Okay... All your wildest dreams come true, no matter how impossible they seem. You get the life you've always longed for in your heart of hearts.

BUT!

There's a 50% chance you will instead be transported to an alternate timeline where the button, and the choice to press it, are nothing more than a forum game. You'll lose every memory of your previous life, and your new life will be slightly less satisfying than your old life in a way that's impossible to define.

Is that a Wocket in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Not taking that risk.

You get everything you've ever wanted. Riches, Power, friends of a certain nature, etc.

But

Someone you know on a personal level will die in the next twenty four hours, and you'll be there to see it happen.

Press, I can just pay for the friend's funeral as well as any therapy I might need from seeing someone die.

You are able to be comfortable in every environment

BUT

You are now allergic to clothing.

It's been 3000 years…

Well, if it's a small allergy, that's fine. Push!

You get to date your old highschool crush(Or anyone you have a crush on currently)

BUT

They are now smaller and older than you(If they were already older than you, than they are younger, But still 18+)

"We be we baby!"

I've been dating my onetime crush for years, so I'm good. Pass!

You get the romantic partner of your dreams (possibly your waifu/husbando, if you so desire)

BUT!

You can only derive sexual pleasure from a really, really embarrassing fetish that you'd hesitate to tell anyone about.

Is that a Wocket in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Bumping because I love this game.

Is that a Wocket in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

-push- I can keep secrets.

You have won a billion dollars.

However...

You lose your family and friends.

edited 3rd Mar '17 2:34:31 PM by TheFarmboy

It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!