How "sweary" are you?

8/70. I'm a bit Piers Morgan sweary.

And yes, the arses, shites, twats, bloodys, and other Englishisms conspire to make this a not-terribly-US-friendly list.

Be a proper American and appropriate the shit out of them. They're some of the best swears out there.

Sounds like a fucking well good idea, eh, you twatflapping cuntwaffle?

21/70. I'm adding to what other people have said about not using the more UK based swears.

Also damn and its variants should have been on there.

We need some swears from eastern europe. That's where all the nasty ones are.

35/70

Most of those just sounded stupid TBH.

Damn isn't really considered a curse word anymore in the UK, where I'm assuming this quiz was written. Apparently crap is though, to make up for it (across the pond it's lost a lot of its bite, to the point where it can be said during the daytime/early evening on networks aimed primarily at children).

edited 16th Apr '14 10:36:28 PM by Midna

Hmm, 45/70.

Also, 'quim' is a word for vagina/vulva which can be both a swear and just a euphemistic way of saying it. Depending on where you are.

edited 17th Apr '14 12:46:47 AM by RatherRandomRachel

I still like to call it the "wet cave."

The wet cave. xD

Most people over here only know it from The Avengers...

I knew what it meant before Loki said it. Well, I'd come across it before. I wasn't quite sure. I was all "what? That means... did he really say that?"

Was it BBC America that had a promo that listed a bunch of filthy UK slang and concluded with "learn what these words mean before the censor does"?

So many of those aren't even curse words. So many of those don't even qualify as soft swear words.

34/70

Fuck yeah.

4 out of 70

I think in my case I've consumed enough British media for things to find their way into my vocabulary.

Also "douchecanoe" is one of my personal favorites, along with "assbasin".

I'm at fucking school, so I cant fucking do the fucking quiz.

God fucking dammit, why must the fucking shitty education plan fucking interupt my fucking swearing tests, god fuck.

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

okay i'm done

40/70. Fuck that shit. What the fuck is with you Brits and your swears? We Americans are doing just fine with the basic elements and you've gone and made a fucking periodic table.

Also, fuck Buzzfeed.

As a non-native speaker I find it paining that I just can't do this bloody Piers Morgan quiz.

Still, "Piers Morgan"... That's like Senator Armstrong's level of profanity.

24/70. Giant fuckton of Britishisms that I don't feel assed to use. Shit...

31 out of 70. Really sweary.

20 out of 70? What fucking cockjockey was so fucking hellbent on padding the fucking list with some lame-ass British wankery?

Oi, British swearwords are the best. Because we steal them from EVERYONE else, harlots that we are.

Thing is, that one about the kids are just tiny drunk adults also on the site was funnier. I mean really belly laugh inducing funny.

edited 17th Apr '14 10:56:54 AM by TamH70

British swearwords are awesome when heard in their natural environment, aka Britain.

edited 17th Apr '14 11:54:07 AM by PeacefulApocalypse

I could swear wanker was on there.