All Purpose Frozen Fanfiction Thread

Alright, Spash, so that your thread doesn't die, let's play a game: worst idea for a Frozen fic, in ffn summary (so, 500 characters) format.

AU where Elsa has wings in addition to ice powers. The King and Queen are horrified at their daughters mutation and keep her locked away, but Anna isn't convinced. Can she convince Elsa of her true angelic beauty?

No, not bad enough. Needs more grammar and spelling errors. Like so:

esla and ana wan sum fuk with sfen and olef

They do have medals for almost, and they're called silver!

Seems like treading water to keep the thread afloat, but okay...

Hmm... How about a fanfic where Elsa falls madly in love with Marshmallow and they get married and it turns out snowmen can impregnate people and they have half-snowman, half-human children?

I've got fanfics for Frozen, Spectacular Spider-Man, Crash Bandicoot, and Spyro the Dragon.

The next chapter of my fanfic is up.

In this episode: Elsa has flashbacks, we mark the first appearance of Anna, and we finally get a proper introduction to Commander John Shepard.

Outside this episode, I lament how small my chapters look.

They do have medals for almost, and they're called silver!

• Hans returns two weeks after the events of the film. He then proceeds to not change at all, except gives an insincere apology that almost everyone accepts as genuine.
• Kristoff is mercilessly bashed for not believing in the new and improved Hans.
• Rampant anachronisms like laptops, phones, shopping centers.
• Hans/Elsa/Anna is the pairing of the story, with Hans as a Bastard Boyfriend, who for some reason gets relationship advice from his Uncle Christen
• Most of all, the entire story and relationship is portrayed as romantic.

edited 19th Nov '14 5:44:44 PM by 32ndfreeze

"But if that happened, Melia might actually be happy. We can't have that." - Handsome Rob

How about a fanfic where it turns out Ingrid doesn't just want to make Elsa and Emma her sisters, she also wants to bang them! Ha ha! It's such a terrible idea! I definitely wouldn't read every word of it! Because it's so terrible!

Seriously, though, there's barely any OUAT-Frozen fanwork out there at all, PWP or otherwise. Maybe everybody's just like me and they're all waiting for the season to finish before writing anything. (I'd never write any smut, mind you, though I might give Ingrid the Draco in Leather Pants treatment just the tiniest bit...)

edited 19th Nov '14 6:56:23 PM by spashthebandragon

I've got fanfics for Frozen, Spectacular Spider-Man, Crash Bandicoot, and Spyro the Dragon.

Nope, none of that smut here on the internet.

Pm'ed for the explicit rating

edited 19th Nov '14 10:00:57 PM by 32ndfreeze

"But if that happened, Melia might actually be happy. We can't have that." - Handsome Rob

OH MY GOD, WHAT THE FRIG? THAT'S NOT SMUTTY, THAT'S HORRIFYING! HOW DID I NEVER REALIZE HOW CREEPY THIS CONCEPT WOULD BE? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! SERIOUSLY, THE STORY'S EVEN LISTED AS "HORROR!" YOU SHOULD'VE WARNED ME, DUDE!

Okay, in retrospect, I can picture Ingrid having a Yandere Villainous Crush on Elsa and Emma (I'm like 99% sure being in the urn drove her insane, so her having incestuous thoughts doesn't strain my Willing Suspension of Disbelief too much), but the idea of them being brainwashed into reciprocating is too creepy for me to handle.

That tears it. From now on, I'll just seek out normal, non-creepy pairings, like ElsaXEmma- No, wait, aren't they related, too? What was up with Emma looking just like one of Elsa's aunts? Dang it, everyone's related on this show... How am I supposed to pair anyone...?

edited 20th Nov '14 11:14:16 AM by spashthebandragon

I've got fanfics for Frozen, Spectacular Spider-Man, Crash Bandicoot, and Spyro the Dragon.

Adoption, fostering and marriage makes up a lot of these relations. Like, Ingrid/Elsa is definitely incest, but Elsa/Emma isn't even though they're technically cousins.

One of the most popular ships in the fandom is actually Emma/Regina, despite Regina being Emma's step-grandmother.

They do have medals for almost, and they're called silver!

Well, step = not blood relations, so technically that'd be okay, no?

But is Emma related to Helga or not? Because apparently the resemblance is striking enough that they can look at a picture of her and go "Hey, that looks just like Emma!"

I've got fanfics for Frozen, Spectacular Spider-Man, Crash Bandicoot, and Spyro the Dragon.

Probably not. Unless Snow White is related to the Snow Queen.

They do have medals for almost, and they're called silver!

Yeah, I really can't read most of that authors work. But they do have some hilarious K+ rated stories.

"But if that happened, Melia might actually be happy. We can't have that." - Handsome Rob

Seriously, though, you should've warned me it was a horror story. That fic just single-handedly convinced me that the IngridxElsaxEmma pairing is a lot less sexy than I thought.

Maybe if it were a fanfic where Elsa and Emma brainwashed Ingrid into being a good guy... Hmm...

edited 20th Nov '14 4:05:23 PM by spashthebandragon

I've got fanfics for Frozen, Spectacular Spider-Man, Crash Bandicoot, and Spyro the Dragon.

I honestly only skimmed the story. Really everything that author writes should really be bumped up a rating. But I love some of their humorous one - shots. But as you can see that the T one is probably a light M.

edited 20th Nov '14 7:38:31 PM by 32ndfreeze

"But if that happened, Melia might actually be happy. We can't have that." - Handsome Rob

I've rated my fanfic "M" because Jack is going to feature in it.

Also Mass Effect deals with adult themes such as child abuse, drug addiction, serial killers, terrorism, slavery and a horrifically bloody war. Kinda in the package.

They do have medals for almost, and they're called silver!

Hey, random question for anyone who's read my fanfic. It looks like the Mary spin-off is narrowly beating out the Fritz spin-off in my poll, so I'm going ahead and planning the story out. Exactly how much should I play up the Les Yay between Elsa and Mary? And no, that wasn't something I threw into the story for the sake of fanservice. Mary was actually originally gonna be a male snowman, and the gender-flip had more to do with trying to balance out the ratio of male-to-female OCs than Girl on Girl Is Hot.

So the way I see it, I could either play up the concept of "oh the snowman Elsa created has fallen in love with her, but it's a relationship that can never be, DRAMA!" or I can sweep it under the rug and give them a totally platonic creator-creation relationship.

• Pros: It'd be added drama, it'd be fanservice, I already raised the idea in Trials of Elsa, so dropping it at this point for no reason could be lazy writing. And, c'mon, the idea of Fritz and Mary both crushing on Elsa whilst dating each other has some comic potential.
• Cons: Relationship drama is kinda "soap opera-y," there would maybe be some Unfortunate Implications if the only lesbian relationship the fanfic depicts is a semi-Yandere Psycho Lesbian one. And of course, Elsa wouldn't reciprocate Mary's feelings since I detest pairing her with anyone. Also, Elsa sees her snowmen as her children and Mary's already started calling her "Mama" by the end of Trials of Elsa, so it might be a little incesty.

Anywho, what do you guys think?

edited 21st Nov '14 5:04:21 AM by spashthebandragon

I've got fanfics for Frozen, Spectacular Spider-Man, Crash Bandicoot, and Spyro the Dragon.

As for my opinions: Dunno.

They do have medals for almost, and they're called silver!

Obviously, this calls for a profile poll.

Hmm... I'm starting to favor the idea that Mary and Fritz stay together, but they both also crush on Elsa. I mean, crushing on Elsa is pretty much Fritz's defining trait, and having a girlfriend who shares that trait with him is kind of sweet... in a weird way... Also, Rule of Funny.

I've got fanfics for Frozen, Spectacular Spider-Man, Crash Bandicoot, and Spyro the Dragon.

Yep, yep, it came early. I just couldn't help myself. It's been almost a year now. I think it's about time I stopped fooling myself into thinking I can take "long breaks" from obsessing over Frozen. So here's Frozen fanfic #2. Unless something goes horribly wrong and I turn into a zombie dedicated to churning out fanfiction, this shouldn't be nearly as long as my last Frozen fic.

Also, I wasn't specifically trying to write it this way, but Mary does come across as a little Les Yay-ish towards Elsa... Still not sure how much I'm gonna explore that concept. I guess I'll wait for some audience reactions first...

EDIT: Frig, this thread didn't even go a page since I finished my last fanfic...

edited 23rd Nov '14 9:55:16 PM by spashthebandragon

I've got fanfics for Frozen, Spectacular Spider-Man, Crash Bandicoot, and Spyro the Dragon.

I don't know why I make so many Phantoms of Arendelle references. Guess I just really liked the book.

Anyways, I'm not gonna quadruple post, so if nobody else replies, I'm just gonna edit updates into this post, and then nobody will actually notice whenever I update.

I've got fanfics for Frozen, Spectacular Spider-Man, Crash Bandicoot, and Spyro the Dragon.

Spash, how the hell do you write chapters so fast? It takes me two and a half weeks to do one chapter, and they're nowhere near your size.

They do have medals for almost, and they're called silver!

Well, I guess it's because I've been writing a lot since elementary school (Well, I was writing a lot of crap in elementary school, but still). I'm just used to it, so the words come easier. Also, I have way too much free time on my hands.

Actually, it took me a day or two longer than usual to write this one. Eh, blame it on Thanskgiving and family and stuff.

Anywho, I decided to at least acknowledge Mary's Les Yay towards Elsa (The subtext was getting laid on pretty thick in the last two chapters anyways, so I think outright saying it is less obnoxious than constantly hinting). This chapter was mostly just a recap for anyone who hasn't read Trials of Elsa. There are some concepts (like Fritz) that I don't think can just show up in the story without explanation, and introducing them in a one-off chapter will make the story flow better than if I just paused everything for a paragraphs-long exposition dump the next time I wanted Fritz to show up.

edited 1st Dec '14 11:05:12 AM by spashthebandragon

I've got fanfics for Frozen, Spectacular Spider-Man, Crash Bandicoot, and Spyro the Dragon.

“I understand what my father had to do, and why. We - and after all that’s happened, I still consider myself vlka fenryka, and I know they consider me the same - are, after all, the Emperor’s executioners. It falls upon us to do the tasks that are distasteful, that other Legions balk at doing, and yet are absolutely necessary. Maleficarum touches all of us who wield cunning and craft, and I am too far gone, I know that much. If we were as pragmatic as our reputation suggests, we would simply put a bolt round to the back of my head and be done with it. But we are Fenrisian. We follow our hearts. And so, instead, I will sleep here, entombed with the rest of our Revered Fallen. They do not like it here. Uncle Bjorn said it was no way for a warrior to live forever.

Still, they do not wish to be awakened.

I share this sentiment.

If you must wake us, things are not good.

I know my sister will want to join me here. I have beseeched her not to, that she has her life ahead of her. But I know my sister. As soon as I am put under, she will request the same. It’s a strange thing. We have just slaughtered a brother Legion, razed their homeworld, destroyed quite possibly the largest repository of learning and knowledge in the Imperium. Many are dead, either by my hand or at my command. And yet this - my sister, a single mortal human, condemning herself to eternity in a kingdom of isolation all for my sake - I will regret most of all.

Anna, your wyrd should have been to sail the sea of stars, to enjoy the glow of a thousand suns, not down here.

“Until next winter,” my father says, the last thing I hear before the Wolf Priests begin their work. He turns away, and from the corner of my eye, I see that he does not enjoy this.

It is dark and cold in the Aett’s catacombs.

But the cold never bothered me anyway.”

That feel when you only have an ending and not a beginning or a middle.