I Have No Creativity and I Must Post

Halloo!

Here we shall create puns based on Harlan Ellison's famous/infamous sci-fi classic I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream.

Simply pun a work, a person, or whatever like the title of that book.

For example:

I Have No Shame and I Must Publicize

War is God.

I Have No Cake and I Must Meme

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I have no thread, and I must seam.

I Have No Talent and I Must Scream

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I Have No Face and I Must Game.

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I have no muzak and I must keep on dancin'.

I had no drinks, but I must pee.

I Have No Self-Control And I Must Beat

To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."

I have no command, and I must WANK.

I Have No Skill and I Must Complain (about the game's difficulty)

War is God.

I have no ammo, and I must take hostages.

TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer

I Have No Money and I Must Cook

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I have no clue, and I must be keen.

I have no control and I must milk Wade.

edited 16th Mar '14 1:56:20 PM by Landorkus

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)

I Have No Vocal Range and I Must Sing

War is God.

I have no 9, and I must plan.

edited 16th Mar '14 2:12:35 PM by SeanMurrayI

I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream

And now for one with a bit more effort:

I Have No Comprehension And I Must Speak

edited 16th Mar '14 3:02:54 PM by ColonelCathcart

I Have No Coherence and I Must Narrate

War is God.

Absalom Absalom was more coherent than The Sound And The Fury though?

I Have No Fish and I Must Fight

I Have No Good Looks and I Must Angst

edited 16th Mar '14 3:14:25 PM by MobileLeprechaun

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I Have No Honor and I Must Capture a Child

(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)

I Have No Internal Organs And I Must Live

I Have No Brain And I Must Think

edited 16th Mar '14 3:25:11 PM by WolfMan16

Some folks on the Internet think they're a special GIFT to the world, and others aren't. In this perspective, they're kind of right.

I Have No Voice and I Must Shoot

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Wow! That's the most apt description of Alex Jones that I've ever read!

I Have No Release Date and I Must Delay

War is God.

I Have No Intelligence And I Must Write

"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."

I Have No Knowledge of Actual Social Justice Issues and I Must Whine

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019