Your Avatar Is Attacked By...

Blue dies, fatality.

Nergigante

Nah, Kairi doesn't stand a chance.

Bruce, Anchor and Chum.

Looks like shark's on the menu tonight.

The Lucavi

Ing lasts about 5 minutes.

Amorbis, Chykka, and Quadraxis

These friendly-looking fellows? I don't see how Zas can beat all three of them. Sure, her fire control system gives her Improbable Aiming Skills, but that doesn't mean much if her weapon can barely scratch the weakpoints of her opponents. She would retreat instead and request heavier firepower from HQ.

This merry band of knights (Notice how they killed a giant demon by front flipping)

I don't think Sephiroth can beat them all.... but he's not going to go down without a fight.

Master Xehanort, Discord and TNP's favorite villain.

Bears

You’re supposed to write a response to the previous post.

Wesley tries to talk them out of it, and is willing to give them money, but it they won’t relent, Wesley is probably getting eaten or killed.

A particularly voracious owl.

Edited by TacoBadger on Jul 16th 2018 at 10:47:02 AM

The particularly voracious owl quickly becomes a particularly dead owl.

A penny, at 0.999999% the speed of light (That's 26.85 KT)

Matara decides to have some fun by placing the penny in between two doors, letting it fly through one and out the other endlessly (like when you put a portal above another one and drop something through the lower one).

TNA is attacked by Metroid Prime, Emperor Ing (the boss, not me), Gorea, and Aurora Unit 313.

You got all of that right. Good job. Also, both times, you’ve been the one whose avatars are attacked by Metroid bosses.

Edited by Emperor_Ing on Jul 17th 2018 at 9:07:11 AM

Dang, I actually did the math for Inko's post before you 'd me.

Would it be a cop-out if I just say Saint-Louis' loses?

See, Saint-Louis is the personification of a (planned) WWII warship. This means she has the firepower and toughness of a floating death fortress in a human-sized package. This is impressive and all, but being based on WWII tech, I think her overall damage output isn't that much higher than Samus'. She also has no protection against the Phazon some of these bosses attack with. In short, she'll lose from having not being able to put out enough damage quickly enough, and eventually succumbing to the mutagenic Phazon.

Note: I never actually played any Metroid games. I just skimmed the Metroid wiki for relevant information.

Three Tide-brand laundry pods, teleported directly into their stomach.

Edited by ArmoredFury on Jul 17th 2018 at 8:01:10 PM

no-sell on the tide pods! lapis lazuli doesn't have a stomach!

...but she can attack the next poster

Prepare to be bombarded by thousands of bullets and have too large of a hitbox to dodge them. This is a Touhou character you’re attacking, after all.

Kanden, Sylux, Trace, Spire, Noxus, and Weavel.

As powerful as she is, I don't think Princess Twilight stood a chance against them in a direct fight. If she can negotiate first, though, that might be a different matter.

King Sombra, James Bond, Lord Sauron, Emperor Palpatine (Darth Sidious) and Sephiroth.

Bond and Sidious die immediately but i don't know about Sephiroth and Sombra but my avatar likely loses to Sauron since there is no way to kill him besides destroying the ring.

1 million signs aliens.

I think you severely overestimate them and if your avatar can catch a coin travelling at nearly the speed of light and trap it in an endless loop of portals (Like you said in another thread.) then she can probably stop what is basically a bunch of naked dudes that need to take over an hour to break A THIN WOODEN DOOR.

Edited by inkoalawetrust on Jul 18th 2018 at 10:14:15 PM

In my defense, I didn’t know what a “signs alien” was. Edited now that I do.

She’ll danmaku a lot of them, then just set up a door (that’s canonically what she does) and watch them fail horribly, fall into an alternate world, and float there for the rest of eternity with all the other stuff she’s put in there. Including, but not limited to, a penny and SCP-096.

Every Keter-level SCP, true arena style. In order of number except the ones at the end of the arena. The arena rush ends with 682, 001 (Gate Guardian), a slightly-more defeatable 2317, and 076-2, all at once. The avatar does not regenerate between battles.

Edited by Emperor_Ing on Jul 18th 2018 at 5:26:17 AM

Chester already lost from the very beginning.

TNA is attacked by TNP's most hated character.

Oh, neat! I never thought I'd see Danny get to stomp Jerry into mulch.

...then again, he probably wouldn't have the heart to do that. Ninja Brian would, though.

TNA is attacked by Michael Myers.

While Michael would put up a good fight, I feel like Kusanagi would end up burning him to a crisp, eventually since sources say he's not even immortal anymore.

God Rugal and Shin Akuma.

Springfield would get absolutely crushed in close-combat, so she needs to keep her distance and take the occasional potshots. Even with her superhuman skills and reflexes, I'm not sure if bullets would do much against these two, if anything. She would need to call in support eventually, or it's just a matter of time until one of the SNK Bosses get close and drain her entire lifebar in one combo.

Cancer.

   YOU DIED   

Manus, Father of the Abyss

I doubt Matara would last more than an hour.

Phaaze, Dark Samus, and Aurora Unit 313.

Landa doesn't stand a chance.

Starlight Glimmer.

She gets shot by a tank and/or RPG before she can cast a shield spell or the spell is unable to to withstand modern firearms and breaks.

TNA is attacked by a copy of themselves

Edited by inkoalawetrust on Jul 28th 2018 at 1:31:42 PM

It's a matter of who is more favored by RNGesus, really. Springfield does enough damage to kill herself in what, 4-5 shots? Taking her absurd accuracy and minimal evasion stats into account, a random miss will almost guarantee a victory to the other doll.

Axe Cop, Inferno Cop, and Kung Fury working together.