Yeah, no. Lurantis is just a Pokémon, and not even a particularly strong one. There's no way it can win.
Kars.
Odds are that Soldier: 76 is going home in a body bag.
The King Without a Kingdom
Those two will have a sushi dinner date.
...an army of evil snowmen.
It's been 3000 years…
Sayaka-chan guts them into pieces.
Oktavia von Seckendorff, The Mermaid Witch
edited 6th Dec '16 6:26:58 AM by Mhazard
Modern weaponry is known to work against her but that's literally the only thing Gwen has going for her. So, unless she grabbed an RPG before the fight, I would say Oktavia wins with little effort.
edited 6th Dec '16 10:21:37 AM by DeisTheAlcano
PINNACLE OF MAN
The exasperated Doug tries to shoot him and throw various chemicals, to no avail.
Lots and lots of emus.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
I think I'm funny but really I'm not
They either trample him to death or he falls on them and crushes then with his... Girth.
A crazy man driving a large monster truck.
That man is so dead it's not even funny. Let's see how he likes the power of darkness! Besides, Ghadius is probably as tall as a monster truck.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
Cult Leader
Ness PK Flashes him from afar.
edited 6th Dec '16 12:22:30 PM by Awesomewade
“Happy Birthday Dark Lord, Happy Birthday!”
Derin rips it to pieces.
The Moon.
edited 6th Dec '16 12:45:49 PM by PastryPerson
🔴🔴🔴GO, MY HAROS🟣🟣🟣
Yamato gets crushed.
An infinite amount of toddlers.
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
*Vague plotting intensifies*
Yamato incapacitates them nonlethally and raises them with his ideals.
Canopus the all-powerful jellyfish computer.
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Director Krennic brings in the Death Star and blasts it to pieces.
A squad of Imperial Death Troopers.
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Mr. Skip slides in, knocks them down with Muddy Water (blinding them at the same time), freezes them in place with his Ice Beam, and uses Take Down to slam them all against the wall at once. He's got the strength to knock over a bus, you know.
A gang of Scrafties defending their territory.
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Divine Burden
Zamasu just blast them apart.
Thanos.
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
Macha
Warrior of Light is screwed.
One of the over 40 party members from Chrono Cross. And a canon mother to celebrate the upcoming Mother's Day(05/12).
Cult Leader
Ruby runs him through with her scythe.
Duke Nukem
“Happy Birthday Dark Lord, Happy Birthday!”
*Vague plotting intensifies*
The bullets bounce off Yamato directly at him, killing him without Yamato even having to move.
Vladimir Putin
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
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Does he have Repel Gun, too? :P
Derin. Honestly, he could probably just beat him in a fistfight.
Several large squads of skilled and capable war veterans, who will blow everything up with a nuke if they haven't all died within 10 minutes.
edited 7th Dec '16 4:30:43 PM by PastryPerson
Mila
Vayne wishes for the absurdity to stop, and he disappears along with the nuke and all the soldiers.
Everyone loses.
A very angry dragon.
I need to update these things more often
Unless said dragon has positive emotions as its breath weapon, Dark Matter could probably just go berserk with its sword to win.
*Vague plotting intensifies*
Yamato probably loses. He's fought universal-scale threats before, but only in controlled environments with lots of help and luck.
Kirby
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Cult Leader
Ryuko tries her best, but is eventually devoured.
An AT-AT
“Happy Birthday Dark Lord, Happy Birthday!”
The Warper would teleport away and let the Reaper Leviathans handle the strangely waterproof walker. If the crew survives, it'll check back regularly for signs of contamination and go in for the kill if they're infected.
I don't understand why Samus would try to kill someone this unbelievably pure, but if she needed to, she could.
To celebrate LISA's birthday approaching at top speeds, Rando's Army.
Long live the New Bev.