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Soble Since: Dec, 2013
#1: Mar 3rd 2014 at 8:42:19 PM

Your avatar is attacked by a creature in the above post. How does he/she deal with the situation?

A Skyrim bear.

I'M MR. MEESEEKS, LOOK AT ME!
ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#2: Mar 3rd 2014 at 8:43:09 PM

RIP IT TO SHREDS.

Johnny The Homicidal Maniac

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Soble Since: Dec, 2013
#3: Mar 3rd 2014 at 8:50:51 PM

-throws a dog treat at him-

-fires Galick Gun, twice to make sure he's dead-

-

A wild Magikarp.

edited 3rd Mar '14 9:03:12 PM by Soble

I'M MR. MEESEEKS, LOOK AT ME!
Blurring One just might from one hill away to the regular Bigfoot jungle. Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
One just might
#4: Mar 3rd 2014 at 8:57:51 PM

He recruited him into OWCA.

A standard Space Marine from Warhammer 40,000.

edited 3rd Mar '14 8:59:22 PM by Blurring

If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#5: Mar 3rd 2014 at 8:58:51 PM

RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!!

The Ramones

[forum cryptid: it/it's]
PhysicalStamina Since: Apr, 2012
#6: Mar 3rd 2014 at 10:54:12 PM

She takes off,, scared and confused.

Marcel Toing

Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#7: Mar 3rd 2014 at 11:03:02 PM

They catch it and document the new species of Pokemon.

A mashy spike plate!

You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#8: Mar 4th 2014 at 8:24:28 AM

He uses his jetpack to fly to safety.

Darkseid.

lewattoo Fly Air Madeline from Planet Auguste Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Fly Air Madeline
#9: Mar 4th 2014 at 11:49:17 AM

They spray pollen in his face.

Morty Maxwell

"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
FergardStratoavis Stop Killing My Titles from And Locations (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Stop Killing My Titles
#10: Mar 4th 2014 at 11:59:39 AM

Croc raises an eyebrow, then guts that poor sap with his hook.

SAXTON HALE!!!

grah
BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#11: Mar 4th 2014 at 11:00:21 PM

He is barely affected at all, and then he just obliterates Hale.

Gollyzilla!

edited 4th Mar '14 11:00:58 PM by BaconManiac5000

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#12: Mar 5th 2014 at 12:47:15 PM

He jumps into Slave I, then drives off.

A horde of zombies.

FergardStratoavis Stop Killing My Titles from And Locations (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Stop Killing My Titles
#13: Mar 5th 2014 at 1:33:38 PM

No biggie, Crocodile will swiftly trounce them. They can't harm him after all.

Armless Asura.

grah
RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#14: Mar 5th 2014 at 2:44:24 PM

Bah.

Majestic 12's commandos.

"Did you expect somebody else?"
Cider The Final ECW Champion from Not New York Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
The Final ECW Champion
#15: Mar 6th 2014 at 12:07:59 PM

"Referee, that gear is clearly illegal!"

Samoa Joe

edited 6th Mar '14 12:08:22 PM by Cider

Modified Ura-nage, Torture Rack
BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#16: Mar 6th 2014 at 2:27:18 PM

He tries to wipe that sticky red stuff off his foot.

Sinestro

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Ellowen My Ao3 from Down by the Bay Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
#17: Mar 6th 2014 at 5:02:43 PM

She breaks his neck with a leap-up-punch-down. She's combat trained and damn good at it. If that fails, she'll call up her wizard, paladin, and barbarian friends, as well as her Dire Tabbies. we will end him.

a herd of adorable and hungry kittens. with sharp teeth.

Got a degree in Emotional trauma via fictional characters aka creative writing. hosting S'mores party in Hell for fellow (evil) writers
FergardStratoavis Stop Killing My Titles from And Locations (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Stop Killing My Titles
#18: Mar 6th 2014 at 5:13:44 PM

Croc will likely just proceed with his business as usual since those can't harm him anyway.

Charlotte.

grah
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#19: Mar 7th 2014 at 9:48:33 AM

Boba unleashes his best weapons against her.

Senator Armstrong.

SKJAM Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#20: Mar 7th 2014 at 10:09:46 AM

The Mask of Justice uses his reporting skills to create an Engineered Public Confession, ruining Senator Armstrong's election prospects.

Next avatar is attacked by: a Polar Vortex, concentrated down to his/her/its location and thus even more powerful.

Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#21: Mar 7th 2014 at 9:02:41 PM

She builds a fire, and fails...

Next avatar is attacked by a giant teddy bear filled with cheez-wiz.

edited 7th Mar '14 9:03:16 PM by Fuzy2K

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#22: Mar 7th 2014 at 9:04:31 PM

He just sets it on fire.

A Skyrim dragon.

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#23: Mar 7th 2014 at 9:11:31 PM

She shoots it in the knee with an arrow... or something.

Next avatar is attacked by a floopy disk...

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#24: Mar 7th 2014 at 9:25:22 PM

He pulls out his blaster and shoots it.

The Darkspawn.

lewattoo Fly Air Madeline from Planet Auguste Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Fly Air Madeline
#25: Mar 8th 2014 at 7:43:50 PM

They squirt their chlorophyll at their attackers.

The Pirate

"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"

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