Reasons I could never be a mod

• I tend to incite people to riot.
• I have this annoying quirk where I feel the need to speak my mind far more than anyone cares to hear it.
• Whenever I do try enforcing rules, people don't really listen anyway.
• A few embarrassing thumps (and some that I never quite understood, but won't question).

I'm sure there's other reasons. Anyway, how about you?

I wouldn't be able to decide on my MOD HAT ON avatar.

I would be an awesome mod. If they wanted to run the site into the ground, that is.

Half this fucking place would be banned overnight.

I'd go power mad and get delusions of godhood.

Kidding. I'm just too lazy.

If I were a mod, I might end up thumping people who say anything negative about the Beatles as my priority

@X: I might be tempted to do that too.

Ban people because it's Tuesday. Or because I don't like their avatar. Or because I did like their avatar.

I would probably be a pretty good mod, I think, if I had the kind of dedication necessary.

but I don't.

I'd never thump anyone.

I'd never actually do any mod stuff.

I'd encourage derails anyway.

No one would like me. An underground rebellion would be formed.

You'd thump people for being ON-topic!

edited 19th Mar '13 6:40:43 PM by 0dd1

Well, I'm an officer (which is also a mod) in my WoW guild. Does that count?

I'm too Hot-Blooded and politically extreme on some topics to be a mod.

What if I could after all?

What if, huh??

I guess there's also the matter of me being a rocker.

And me becoming an astronaut.

I've got a Presidential campaign to run. Major Tom 2020! Vote for me if you want to live!

Because I'm Lawful Evil.

The place would be a totalitarian wasteland before you could say... 'Totalitarian Wasteland'.

I'd edit random posts and place in a possibly relevant, but interesting piece of information.

That or riddles frikkin everywhere.

Reason I could never be a mod: I'm a character in the vanilla game, obviously.

I too would probably too lazy for the job. In fact I feel like I might end up coming here a bit less if I felt like I had "duties" to uphold.

For a more interesting answer, I might be tempted to do silly things with my powers, but I wouldn't actually dare to: Something like momentarily switching the titles and of the "what are you eating" and "what are you wearing" threads, so that suddenly it appears that people are talking about eating jeans and a t-shirt, or wearing a ham and cheese sandwich.

I'd unban Scrye. And That's Terrible

Because [OBLIGATORY DERAIL FOR SAKE OF BAD PUN AND SNARK].

Instead of banning people, I would mind control them into jumping off cliffs, which is probably frowned upon.