By pressing small objects against your skin and turning it inside out, you can store them.
The power to feel the pain of everybody you've killed.
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It would only be practical with something like paper, though.
edited 7th Jul '15 11:10:54 PM by PastryPerson
Too old for this
... along with gaining all of their memories and skills.
The power to perfectly locate a single, specific coin.
Whatever your favourite work is, there is a Vocal Minority that considers it the Worst. Whatever. Ever!.
Back after a long hiatus
You can also attract it to you no matter where it is, repel it with much more force than just throwing it, and make it indestructible, making it a very useful weapon.
The ability to know exactly how many people are in the city you're in at any given time.
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
quickest draw in the west
...as well as what they're doing. You can stop disasters and crimes before they get out of hand!
Being able to feel the emotions of one other person.
the gost. ooo 👻
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
..., and immediately gain the knowledge of the circumstances the behind those emotions. Most successful psychiatric therapist ever!
The ability to taste something without actually touching it.
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That's kind of a moot use since most poisons in use are actually tasteless and have the viscosity/texture of water.
edited 9th Jun '15 7:55:05 PM by aNinjaWithAIDS
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
You have an excellent career as a poison-taster for paranoid kings in your future.
Jumping very high.
edited 9th Jun '15 7:35:36 PM by Weirdguy149
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
Lovely Legilimens
Wrapping a towel around yourself perfectly.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
You are so good at wrapping cloth around yourself that you can accomplish any effect you want with it.
Predicting the next piece of music to come up on the radio.
Too old for this
Along with whatever will happen in the world while this piece is played.
The ability to never cut yourself when shaving.
Whatever your favourite work is, there is a Vocal Minority that considers it the Worst. Whatever. Ever!.
Jer gets all the girls
This extends to being totally immune to all cutting-based injuries just so long as you have a razor on you.
The ability to understand any handwriting, no matter how messy
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
You can understand foreign handwriting as well, making you an Omniglot.
Flying one inch/centimeter off the ground.
edited 10th Jun '15 7:44:50 AM by Weirdguy149
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
Fly Air Madeline
You can never be killed when falling from any height, because your power both doubles as a shock-absorbing cushion and will instinctively activate if you fall too quickly or you're in mortal danger from the thing you're about to fall on.
The power to make your finger one centimeter longer.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Makes A Poke In The Eye that much deadlier.
The ability to sleep really deeply.
Too old for this
Your deeper sleep is ten times more effective, which means that you need at most one hour of sleep per day to be fully rested.
The power to keep your balance when standing on a shaky surface.
Whatever your favourite work is, there is a Vocal Minority that considers it the Worst. Whatever. Ever!.
Fly Air Madeline
This manifests as the ability to stabilize a shaky surface as long as you're standing on it.
The power to use a plastic stylus on capacitive touch screens.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
That is, the power to use any input device for any device, whether or not the hardware and/or software supports it.
The ability to see fingerprints without dusting for them.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
As well as gain the immediate knowledge of exactly whose fingerprints they are.
The literal ability to have your own head inside your own ass without pain nor discomfort.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
You are as durable as a tire when you are in that state.
Making paper bags out of nowhere.
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
In any location, including your opponent's lungs or face.
The power to smell every fart in the world.
Too old for this
An precisely locate and identify who made it.
The power to stop the growth of your hair at will.
Whatever your favourite work is, there is a Vocal Minority that considers it the Worst. Whatever. Ever!.
no u
..and speed it up, and control it's exact location, and using it to, say, attack people.
The power to not be recognized when someone sees you.
edited 12th Jun '15 6:11:56 AM by chloso
This is the end of my post.
You can get away with any crime ever, as long as you don't leave fingerprints.
The ability to check your email WITH YOUR MIND!
Too old for this
Which is only one application of the power to access anything online WITH YOUR MIND.
The power to precisely know when it is 12 o'clock.
Whatever your favourite work is, there is a Vocal Minority that considers it the Worst. Whatever. Ever!.
no u
...because at twelve o'clock, you become an Eldritch Abomination.
You get the power to transform into a vegetable.
This is the end of my post.
Behold my powers as a true alien overlord! I have a Compelling Voice while the song is playing, and since I can play this song for as long as I want whenever I want... Heh Heh Heh.
The power to flip your own skin inside out and without pain. You cannot use this power on anybody else either.
edited 8th Jun '15 8:54:53 PM by aNinjaWithAIDS
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.