A bear walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender replied, "Sorry, but I cannot serve animals."
The bear becomes rather angry and yelled, "Look, have you any idea what you're dealing with here? If you don't serve me a beer, or so help me, I will her," as he pointed menacingly at a slutty blonde right next to him on the counter. The bartender simply replied, "Sorry, but I still cannot serve animals."
Becoming even angrier with the rejection, the bear made good with his threat and ate the blonde messily. He walked back to the bartender and said, "Okay, now that you can see what I'm capable of, can you give me a beer?"
The bartender shook his head and said, "Sorry, but I cannot serve addicts."
With a mixture of puzzlement and anger, the bear replied, "What the hell?! I haven't even taken any drugs!"
"But you just did," the bartender said. "That was a bar bitch you ate.
Just realized after posting it's been told in page 3. I guess that's what happens when a thread exists for a while...
edited 4th Mar '13 11:01:36 AM by EarlOfSandvich