TV Tropes Org

Forums

Wild Mass Guessing:
Global warming is caused by...
search forum titles
google site search
Total posts: [27]
1
2

Global warming is caused by...:

 1 Olivetree, Wed, 11th Jul '12 2:36:50 PM from A silly little Island off the coast of an island Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
Psionic
Witchcraft!

It's the witches, they're putting greenhouse gases in the atmosphere with their magics.
It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours.
 2 porschelemans, Thu, 27th Dec '12 3:23:26 PM from A Giant Hamster Ball Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
Global Warming is caused by greenhouse gases being released into the atmosphere.

Greenhouse gases can come from both natural sources (eg. Volcanic eruptions), or man made sources (eg. Burning fossil fuels).

Greenhouse gases contribute to global warming by trapping energy emitted by the sun which has been reflected off the earth's surface, stopping it from escaping into space. This energy excites particles in the atmosphere, causing them to heat up. This raise in atmospheric temperature can have unfortunate consequences, such as melting the ice caps and changing the flowering periods of plants, often leading to confusion and famine for the animals that consume them.

Common greenhouse gases include:
  • Carbon Dioxide (CO 2)
  • Methane (CH 4)
  • Water Vapour (H2O)
  • Hot Air from the Politicians who deny it's Mouths' (BS)

edited 27th Dec '12 4:10:44 PM by porschelemans

I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
[up] LOL OMG!!1!! MIND=BLOWN

Global Warming is caused by the excess belly fat of middle aged women who have not fulfilled their New Years' resolutions, which they really, really meant to commit to but just didn't have time, okay? The belly fat slowly crawls from its host, whispering "loooooserrrr", and sneaks off into the night to merge with every other failed promise.

your constant harassment of the female gender makes me sick
Lack of pirates of course.
I will always cherish the chance of a new beggining.
fried chicken.
so much to do, and yet... here, it feels like one cannot do anything but lie here and sleep forever.
 6 Murky Muse, Wed, 20th Feb '13 8:40:19 PM Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
 7 Trip, Sun, 24th Feb '13 1:30:25 PM from DIO's world Relationship Status: Robosexual
may day
The first ever steaming pile of sh*t.
Someday the light of love you lit within your eyes will transcend time
Hohoende, kudasai!
The devil is slowly blowing hot air into the atmosphere, of course.
Everything is a lie.
 9 Last Hussar, Wed, 20th Mar '13 4:12:27 AM from the place is here.
The time is now,
Well, duh, global warming is caused by the globe getting warmer...
Do the job in front of you.
 10 X Fllo, Thu, 28th Mar '13 12:53:32 AM Relationship Status: Every rose has its thorn
I've been watching a Fan Vid series Blower vs. Bush on youtube. Three immensely hot lieutenants — Hornblower, Bush and Kennedy strive to gain the title of the hottest guy in the Royal British Navy. The UN is on their asses because their excessive hotness is the real cause of the global warming. It must be true because a yt video said so! wild mass guess

 11 Tuefel Hunden IV, Tue, 23rd Apr '13 7:28:56 PM from Wandering. Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Watchmen of the Apocalypse
Global warming is caused by the Marines leaving the gates of hell open too long. They stormed the gates and left it open and forgot to shut them.
"Who watches the watchmen?"
 12 Bense, Tue, 1st Oct '13 7:33:35 AM from 1827/Sol/Solomani Rim Relationship Status: And they all lived happily ever after <3
Scientific consensus! No, facts don't matter - it's the consensus that does.
"Such is oft the course of deeds that move the world: small hands do then because they must, while the eyes of the great are elsewhere."
Second banana
Greenhouse gases can come from both natural sources (eg. Volcanic eruptions), or man made sources (eg. Burning fossil fuels).
And what do you think created those sources? WITCHCRAFT!
"Doorknobs: not actually that long a period of historical significance."
 14 Cider, Wed, 2nd Oct '13 4:14:04 PM from Not New York Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
The Final ECW Champion
The devil loves speed. Using the insight granted to them by Satan, witches decided the best way to destroy the society that destroyed theirs was to contribute to it things which accelerated speed but added no virtue. Global warming was all part of the plan to burn us out and drive us back into the age when we all cowered in fear of skin walkers and the evil eye, running to seidr for guidance.

The so called conservative Christians who deny global warming are really witches who are in bed with Satan and used by him to disrupt worship. All foretold in the Bhavishya Purana five hundred years before Christ Jesus, which also warned of the witch oil Sheiks. Both groups preach about hell but there was no such word in any ancient Grecolatin or Semitic text. Hell is the afterlife of the witch religion for those who do not die in battle, who do not get to go to Valhalla or Folkvangr. Yes, suicide bombers talking about "heaven" are witches too.

Obviously global warming is just the result of two thousand five hundred thirteen years of vengeful witchcraft. What else could it be? Your children will burn in a world ruled by cackling broom riders so you had best prepare them on how best to please their pointy hatted masters.
Modified Ura-nage, Torture Rack
Faulty thermometers: a world crisis of thermometer malfunctions due to the Observer Effect is happening!
 16 Mobile Leprechaun, Sat, 19th Oct '13 11:19:15 PM from La ciudad se llama Duke, Nuevo México el estado Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Reckoning
Psst. I've been causing it this whole time. Don't tell anybody.
Quadruple Mega Transhumanist Crotchstorm Clusterf•ck
There is no spoon.
Global warming is caused by Freeza.
Revenge is a dish best not served, for it is mostly empty calories.
 18 Philosopher Stones, Wed, 4th Dec '13 1:39:22 PM from The moment.... Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
ALL the awesome!
Tadpoles. I knew those fuckers were evil.
GARO, clearly the greatest Rider.

Clearly.

The moment....
 19 Omega Shadowcry, Mon, 17th Feb '14 2:23:10 PM from The Webway Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Dark Archon of Defiance
Guys, guys, guys...

It's clearly

albino namekians.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
 20 Tolkien Otaku, Tue, 4th Mar '14 5:53:21 PM from The Beehive State Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Forging Gold
It's the aliens, man! Aliens!
Insert witty signature here.
 21 shrimps, Thu, 6th Mar '14 4:29:03 PM Relationship Status: Robosexual
Mad Scientist
By the millions of farts from people living with a horrible condition consisting of BOTH lactose intolerance and Ben & Jerry addiction. We must raise awareness!
If abortion is murder then contraception is kidnapping
 22 caliburnplm, Thu, 20th Mar '14 11:43:16 AM from VALHALLA! Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
GENIUS!, THE EVIL
I blame canada. CLEARLY they are all alien demon rapists who wish to make their cold, frozen lands warm so as to attract tourists whom they will grind up into soylent green so as to feed their children, whom they want to fatten up so that they will make a better meal.

OR, alternatively, A Wizard Did It
Its so easy when your evil
 23 Jondanger 23, Fri, 21st Mar '14 4:05:27 PM from The 19th Floor, which doesn't exist. Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
The Soldier
It's obvious that the breaking of the 4th wall is the cause of global warming.
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, than you must fight!"
 24 Mobile Leprechaun, Fri, 21st Mar '14 5:23:21 PM from La ciudad se llama Duke, Nuevo México el estado Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Reckoning
P. Diddy did 9/11 global warming.
Quadruple Mega Transhumanist Crotchstorm Clusterf•ck
 25 AHI- 3000, Fri, 1st Aug '14 9:25:37 PM from California
I need a life.
I say aliens are warming up our planet! No true conspiracy theory is complete without those damn space men.
©2014 AHI-3000.
Total posts: 27
1
2


TV Tropes by TV Tropes Foundation, LLC is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org.
Privacy Policy