Weirdest Thing You've Seen in a fanfic or on a fanfic site

I think I've heard of that,but never read it or wanted to read it

(One) weird thing(s) I've seen on ff.net were crossover fics not in the crossover section...for the walking dead...(everyone wants Daryl in the comics/game or that show Woodbury is in the game...because the game taking place in 2003 is DEFINITELY taking place in the show!)

I'd advice against linking to any porn, whether images or text.

I remember a fic called POONTANGYTANGYTANG.

It was in the Hannah Montana section, and apparently involved the brother character, well. It then involves aliens, the Illuminati, a space pirate who wants to marry aforementioned brother to take over "all of the Earth's businesses", and then a planet eating dinosaur is dug up by archaeologists and "rocket scientists", which immediately starts eating the Earth.

After some more insanity involving conjoined twins who finish each others' sentences and a human sized ant who turns into a young woman who wears "goffink clothes", things start awkwardly resolving themselves. The brother marries the Space Pirate, who sells Rico into slavery on "Jabondy 9", and the planet-eating dinosaur "learns love" and leaves.

The fic finishes with "ITS MY LIFE!" The end. No hint of who said it. Just quote marks around it and then "the end".

edited 10th Oct '14 2:35:31 PM by NickTheSwing

Found this in FFN's Death Note category. This would surprise most people though, considering you can't really tell what fandom this is supposed to be for in the first place.

I read part of a fic where Superman was trying to clone Batman(who had been dead for a while) and every time the clone wasn't perfect, he would kill the clone in a gas chamber. Talk about ooc. And there would be quicker and painless ways for Superman to kill a human before he even realized what was about to happen, so I don't know why their was a gas chamber. Didn't read all of it due to the rating. And, yes it was slash. I also saw some summaries for Superman and Batman that implied Superman, well, forcing himself onto Batman. Sick. I just don't like those two in a slash relationship, because it just seems icky. I think of them as brothers.

It's alive! IT'S ALIVE!!!

Another thing I find really weird about fanfiction that I've failed to mention?

Two Words: Fart Fetishes.

I don't actually read them, but some of the premises of fanfics revolving around them are just so stupid I can't help but laugh. Possibly the strangest one I've seen was one where Tiny Kong strives to create a world-shaking fart and gets help to do so from none other than Uncle Grandpa.

I know the exact author you're talking about, and I agree completely.

Eeesh: I saw some dodge as hell stuff back when I used to habitually browse ff.net. I think I'll list by fandom. Doctor Who: definitely the (tagged for ref. to nasty content) Tentacle Porn one (complete with the Fifth Doctor in a sailor suit. Let me set you straight: it wasn't an AU (that wouldn't be amusing enough). The author was postulating that this could have happened in the show's actual continuity. Or maybe the one with the Cheetah Master and Five. Dead serious, what is it about the Fifth doctor that attracts nasty Lemon fics? I've seen an excess of them.

Skulduggery Pleasant: Tie between the 4 different, completely unrelated, BBC Sherlock crossovers, (all unfinished, all by different authors) the Twilight crossover where Valkyrie was trapped in a loveless marriage to Edward, having changed her identity and left for America in order to protect her family (amusingly, not only written prior to the last book's events, but also to Alice's birth, as Skulduggery mentions her "little brother"), which segued into Valduggery (including Skuldo having a body now, so she can [[Squick become pregnant with his child]]) about 3/4 through, and the other Twilight crossover, which was possibly the most stereotypical, ClichéStorm of an OC-centric fandom crossover fic. I got to the last chapter available then, but I haven't checked it out in a while.

BBC Sherlock: The Eleventh Doctor helps Sherlock become pregnant with his and John's child. There's also a Hobbit crossover element to it, later in the series. I'd almost put the whole thing out of mind until now. Alternatively, that one where John's looking for his pants and then it turns out that Sherlock's been wearing them the whole time, and it turns into a slash fic in the last few seconds. It was just bizarre, and I'll probably never find it again.

Harry Potter: I've read every chapter of My Immortal. I also accidentally read a Snape/Hermione fic once. On the subject, I also saw a headcanon once that (spoilers for OOTP and Half-Blood Prince, sort of) Tonks metamorphaged (?) into Sirius sometime after his death so that, and I quote, "Remus could kiss his best friend one last time".) Not that I object to the ship, it just seems unfair on her.

There's a "restricted by filters" Coraline/Good Omens crossover on FF.net, or at least there was. I never read it, or even the summary. Too scared, I'll be honest. I also vividly recall a Harry Potter crossover where one character says (It physically pained me to look this up again in order to get the quote right), "The only life and death I'm thinking of right now is la petite mort".

It's not even treated as cringe-inducing in the story, and comes right before a sex scene.

Well, there's the author on FFN who's written more than one Arthur story where the characters are castrated and their genitals put in jars.

Excuse me, what?

Wait...what? How does that relate....I don't even...

That's disgusting.

...what. the. fuck!?

edited 6th Nov '15 8:45:55 AM by MABfan11

Yeah, it's definitely the weirdest, grossest thing I've ever seen on a fanfic site. That includes the bestiality I've run across.

Weirdest fic I can remember reading is a story about Drew Pickles having a super long penis and having sex with Yogi Bear.

Update: I recently saw Labyrinth/Shrek mPreg slash crossover, one of a series, on ao3. No, I didn't read it.

Just out of curiosity, did that story have any affiliation with The Barney Bunch?

It'll always be "First Encounter," the "Harry Potter" crack-fic where the Giant Squid makes love to the castle. A close second though is the "Thomas the Tank Engine" fanfic "Thomas's Day Out," in which Thomas gets it in the caboose from Gordon.

There's actually an entire section on Fanfiction.net dedicated to SkiFree fanfics, believe it or not. There are a quite a few fics decribing the game from the skier's point of few (including getting caught by that !#$&^%!@$ yeti), one jarring one where one of the poor pink-suited skiers dies rather graphically and features the skier getting violated by the yeti before getting eaten, and one (M-rated) fic where the skier snaps and goes on a rampage on the slope.

But bizarrest of all is that the one crossover currently on the website is one with Watership Down of all things. One of the rabbits and the family he lives with goes on vacation to the SkiFree setting, and chaos ensues, leading up to them all running up with you-know-who. It really just has to be read to be believed.

edited 21st Nov '15 3:35:04 PM by kablammin45

Waluigi's Taco Stand, a fart/burp fetish fic with well over 100 chapters. The same guy writes a similar fic about Silver the Hedgehog working at Pizza Hut.

I've also contributed to the weirdness. I wrote a Spongebob lemon for a troper once, and replaced those names with Spike and Julia from Cowboy Bebop to post it around elsewhere.

Wow, yeah that's the guy.

A Rose Lalonde /Mom rape fic. Futa was involved.

There are a surprising amount of 'egg laying' fic in the Welcome to Night Vale section on AO 3. Seriously. To be fair, I'm pretty sure most of it is from one author in particular, but still.

Ye gods, I expected the tentacle stuff considering the wide-spread fanon of Cecil having tentacles (hey, when you've been around fandom for a long time, it would be a shock if there wasn't), but I was not expecting that!

...Egg laying?? REALLY???

At this point it wouldn't surprise me if there was someone who writes fanfics about fictional characters going through mitosis.

Anything Yoai.