Weirdest Thing You've Seen in a fanfic or on a fanfic site

Seinfeld crossover with Fatal Frame. Weirdest part is, it actually got George and Kramer down pretty well. It's just...why?

I also saw a Twilight fic where Jacob literally got Amaterasu from Okami on the rebound from Bella. Because the author's friend wrote their names together in her notebook. But that's Twilight, so not 'too' much of a surprise.

I did, indeed, think it was quite awesome when I read it, but I was twelve and had much lower standards at the time.

I can usually puzzle out if weird shit is going to go down by reading the summary and title. That said, it seems "magic water" is a plot device that follows me like a bad smell. For example, There was a Mass Effect fanfic called Into The Darkness (removed from the rec page on grounds of being ass.) where Tali gets mutated with magic Pragia water and can now live outside her suit. Didn't even have the decency to throw in a hardcore sex scene to reward the people who slogged through the hallways of fluff, but oh well. Then there's Fate and Iron Tiger, an Exalted fanfic about a guy who pretends to be a Dragon-Blooded after finding a big fuck-off jadesteel sword (if you don't know what dragon blooded are, think Benders from Avatar, crossed with Spartans).

The description implies wacky hijinks of juggling lies and poker faces, and it is at first until the Water of Eternal Perfection shows up, which turns anyone, man or woman, into a hot chick. It says something that in a setting featuring undead abominations from beyond time, pissed off insane super entities and chaos elementals from the edge of reality, gender change water being weaponized is the scariest of the bunch. I cannot count how many men get turned into women over the course of the story, and I just had to give up after the main character gets turned, because it was obvious the author was getting his rocks off to it.

Recently, I saw and reviewed this. The premise in itself is Crazy Enough to Work in my opinion, but UNFORTUNATELY it's a fanmake (and from a So Okay, It's Average movie, though I remember it, more-or-less fondly), the probability of turning into what everyone knows about fanmakes is too damn high (though it seemed slightly better than the others of the section). But a man can dream.

edited 11th Mar '13 2:16:35 PM by RN452

Oh yes, I remember Into The Darkness. I panned it in the reviews.

Minesweeper fics. I recommend Sunglasses.

edited 11th Mar '13 3:16:47 PM by Night

Ah, the legendary Night. I bet we could fill an entire thread of Mass Effect related perversity, but I fear that if we did, this thread would be a den of horrors on par with rapidly switching tabs between a pirated copy of Caligula and a random thread on /d/.

Well, I remember a fanfic back when I was fourteen or so, so about seven years ago, called Final Fantasy 7 Last Caress. Sounds like a lemon, right? And it built up toward just a usual sexual fling between Cloud and Tifa.

That's what we all thought, too. What is weird about this one is where the story went when the lemon plan was scrapped, and what happens in pursuit of this story.

And then we met the Big Bad, turned out, the author wanted to do a novel length fanfic. The Big Bad was weird enough on his own. His name was General Zaya, and he ranged in personality from merely suspicious of his minions at best, to outright planning the deaths of his own side's best agents at worst. It was also said he was head of "Neo-Shinra", and apparently took over the world...somehow, almost, and quietly. Its never elaborated upon, though the author said he'd elaborate on just who Zaya was. and how he got so powerful. It was insinuated later that he was somehow a cousin of Rufus or a half brother or something, and a grandson of Hojo.

Now, as for minions, collectively, they had less than ten brain cells, and that would be on a good day. Among them, we have General Agony. He has the personality of a brick to the face, and more muscle than he knew what to do with, and I think the author liked informing us of this a little too much. I think Agony was also gay at one point, and one point only.

We then go to Destructa. He'd be pretty smart, if he wasn't basically Alfred Ashford trussed up as a general. His death came when he started becoming suspicious of General Zaya's...umm, he just became suspicious of Zaya, which caused Agony to kill him.

The last named one is, I kid you not, General Asslick. He insists its pronounced Asch-lich. He's an Informed Sex Offender, as in, we hear him described as "a real creep, he did such horrible things to women, why, nobody can even mention them!" (and mentioning them never does happen). We never see him behave in any way other than utterly cordial to a woman, except for smelling Tifa's...hair. That's it. That is the extent of his villainy. Creepy, sure, but after all that build up!? Seriously? Hair? He never does anything else. We never see him again after a chapter about a party, where he gets a knee to the crotch and runs off.

As for the plot, its really damn strange. Apparently, it involves a Super-Materia in Zaya's possession that needs five lesser Materia to complete, and he also sends out strange HumanoidAbominations to do his bidding. After a certain point, the fic metamorphoses into the plot of Gungrave. Cloud fulfills the role of Beyond the Grave, and hunts down the minions of General Zaya because he put out a hit on Tifa for some reason. Except Zaya for some reason seems to like randomly killing his minions and then replacing them.

edited 26th Jun '18 1:22:02 AM by NickTheSwing

I still don't think I've seen anything to compare to Jesus/Judas slash.

Though having Anita Blake teach at Hogwarts came pretty close.

Is that really so crazy? I mean, in the source material, Judas DID kiss Him.

The only reason I remember this one as well as I do is because it overlaps with "most disturbing." It was a How To Train Your Dragon / Disney Fairies crossover where the author's OC (who may or may not have been a love interest for Hiccup) was raped by a fairy and got pregnant. Astrid thinks Hiccup is the one who got her pregnant, so what does she do? Murder the baby when it's born. And, IIRC, she is forgiven for this. By the mother.

It was then that I began to realize just how utterly wrong fanfiction could be.

edited 25th Mar '13 11:11:52 PM by Mort08

That's pretty wrong, but I've heard of worse. Mainly Pokemon rape fics.

I don't read much fic, but here goes.

• A pair of Happy Tree Friends porn fics that actually weren't that bad. It mutated Lifty and Shifty into credible rough-and-tumble thieves having sex with Splendid. I was surprised that anyone could bother to take a premise as silly as HTF and do a credible job in tweaking what little canon characterization they have into something credible.

• A fic of The Penguins Of Madagascar that was yet another Skipper/Marlene shipping. Somehow, it couldn't be bothered to write either Skipper or Marlene remotely in-character — for those unfamiliar with the show, Skipper is an abrasive, militaristic, misogynistic Anti-Hero — nor could it bother to be anything more than stereotypical lovey-dovey mushiness with a little bit of extremely undetailed sex. Hell, it was even a script fic. Yet for all its lack of effort elsewhere, somehow the writer was aware enough to make Skipper anatomically correct.

• A "fanfic" consisting of celebrities from the 1970s versions of Match Game and Hollywood Squares competing on Family Feud, with Ray Combs hosting. (Read it here). Not only is the premise unfeasible on so many levels — some of the people on the Squares team were already dead when Combs started hosting; Dawson severed his ties with Match Game in 1978 to host the original Family Feud, and was a total prima donna; Paul Lynde was also a prima donna; et cetera — but it's also boring.

• Azumanga Daioh and Doctor Who crossover. Written by a friend of mine whose other main fandom is… Wheel Of Fortune. (No, he hasn't written Wheel fanfic. He seems to have abandoned ficdom.)

What does a Twilight/Highlander crossover where Duncan is married to another man, and somehow Bella's father count for?

Oh, and Bella apparently gets it on with Methos at some point.

edited 30th Mar '13 9:50:43 AM by shoboni

Anne Frank.

Goku.

Super Saiyan Hitler.

That was not the weirdest fic I've ever read. But it came close. The weirdest is just sort of blocked from my mind...

I've heard of Super Saiyan Hitler...

I've been on the internet too long.

Seen it. Honestly wasn't as amusing as I expected.

Hey, don't you be dissin' SSJ Hitler, man.

Or he'll Swatiska Hair ya to death.◊

There is fanart of Super Saiyan Hitler.

Is it just me, or are there an awful lot of Supernatural fics with cat people in them? That's not very unusual, but why Supernatural?

edited 2nd Jul '13 1:03:50 AM by allboyband

The concept of beast men is common in mythology?

edited 2nd Jul '13 7:29:46 AM by joeyjojo

A One-Shot in which Hagrid poisons Harry and intends to feed him to his Thestrals...the weirdest thing was that it was a really good one the writer managed to make the whole thing totally plausible...I have never seen Hagrid with the same eyes after this....

Two of the Weirdiest Fanfics I've ever read are as follows:

"Steve Urkel Meets Green Day"- This is a "Family Matters" Fanfic about Steve Urkel meeting the members of Punk-Pop Band Green Day. It turns into a Weird Slash between Steve and Billie Joe Armstrong at the end.

And "Cosby Takes a Bath"- A "Cosby Show" Fanfic which has all sorts of Racist and Weird Jokes including Jokes about Jell-O and Aunt Jemima Maple Syrup.

What were these authors thinking?

edited 20th Jul '13 7:54:42 AM by JonathanG

This, The Bear and the Demons, a crossover between Teletubbies and Doom. It rhymes!

There's a Homestuck fanfic in which Sollux transforms into a chair and Eridan lays eggs all over him, which hatch into tiny versions of John.

It's utterly hilarious, and quite clearly written as a humor fic, but it's still probably one of the weirdest things I've ever read.

A Hellraiser/Touched by an Angel crossover that I recall being played completely straight.

edited 22nd Nov '13 6:26:56 PM by LordCrayak