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RagnaTheSaviour Red-headed Smasher from Mid-Childa Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Red-headed Smasher
#1: Apr 12th 2012 at 6:01:32 PM

I'm probably going to go to hell for making this but WHATEVER, it's a fun idea so I might as well throw it out there.

This time the Grail War consists of highly exaggerated feats and powers of modern day celebrities and perhaps other legends in other types of fiction (Monty Python anyone?) Ahem.. anyway, Nasuverse magic and stuff does apply but it's.. again, highly exaggerated.

It's a Grail War with seven Servants and Seven Masters... the city it takes place in is called Neo Neo New York...

NOW LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS!



MASTERS
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APPLICATIONS

Masters:

  • Name
  • Age
  • Gender
  • Appearance
  • Personality
  • Abilities
  • Bio
  • Assets

  • Class:
  • Master:
  • True Name:
  • Gender:
  • Height/Weight:
  • Alignment:
  • Appearance:
  • Personality:
  • Stats (from E to A+, E being the lowest, A+ being the highest)
    • Strength:
    • Endurance:
    • Agility:
    • Mana:
    • Luck:
    • Noble Phantasm (Rank):
  • Class Skills:
  • Personal Skills:
  • Noble Phantasm:

edited 13th Apr '12 10:46:34 AM by RagnaTheSaviour

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RagnaTheSaviour Red-headed Smasher from Mid-Childa Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Red-headed Smasher
#2: Apr 12th 2012 at 6:16:05 PM

  • Class: Archer
  • Master: N/A
  • True Name: Charles Barkley
  • Height/Weight: 6 ft 6/252lbs
  • Alighnment: True Neutral
  • Appearance: "My name is Charles Barkley... and I'm the last B-Ball Player alive..."
  • Personality: Charles is one to stay to himself about the disaster known as the Chaos Dunk. Far far in the future, he is destined to destroy all of Neo Neo New York with the accursed Chaos Dunk. The people he's destroyed, he often keeps quiet about his past. Reserved and cool to the point where he's too much for school.
  • Stats:
    • Strength: C
    • Endurance: B
    • Agility: C
    • Mana: B
    • Luck: D
    • Noble Phantasm: EX
  • Class Skills:
  • Personal Skills:
    • Free-Throw - Rank B: Archer is capable of throwing any object (perferably a B-Ball) toward the target with perfect accuracy.
    • B-Ball Skills - Rank EX: Archer is an amazing B-Ball player, to the point that only the gods are capable of keeping up with his swift movements and speed.
  • Noble Phantasms:
    • Unlimited Slam Works (Rank E~A+): A Reality Marble that creates the world that represents Charles Barkley. An image of his own mind. The B-Balls of the cosmos all reside here in this world. This is the game he's come to love, the game he's come to despise, this is Charles Barkley's world.
    • Chaos Dunk (Rank EX): The forbidden Slam Jam that only Charles Barkley is capable of creating. It's power has been severely crippled from its original state, but it's still a devastating technique in his own regard. Charles, however, forbids himself from using it for the sake of those around him.
    • Rocket's Basket Ball (Rank D): From his time playing with the Houston Rockets. He uses this ball as his default weapon. Barkley is capable of throwing it at speeds past sound to defeat any opponent before him.
    • Libera Me From Slam (Rank X): Libera Me From Slam is the equivalent of millions upon millions of Chaos Dunks going on at the same time. It's a universe created from, and for the Chaos Dunk. All flowing simutaneously, holding the hopes of each B-Baller, of each B-Ball.It is the pinnacle of Barkley. It is Barkley. (This Noble Phantasm cannot be used due to insufficient B-Ball energies that don't reside in this plane or the next)

edited 30th Jun '12 9:09:13 PM by RagnaTheSaviour

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Taco Since: Jan, 2001
#3: Apr 12th 2012 at 6:59:08 PM

  • Class: Berserker.
  • Master: N/A
  • True Name: Nicolas Cage
  • Gender: M
  • Height/Weight: 6'2", 185 lbs
  • Alignment: CN
  • Appearance: WELCOME TO THE PARTY MOTHERFUCKER.
  • Personality: His role as Berserker changes literally nothing about him. Well, in that Nic Cage has always been caustically sarcastic and batshit insane.
  • Stats
    • Strength: B
    • Endurance: A
    • Agility: C
    • Mana: D
    • Luck: E
    • Noble Phantasm (Rank): B
  • Class Skills:
  • Personal Skills:
    • Acting - Rank C: Berserker is capable of fulfilling any role in any film at any time.
    • Manly Stoicism - Rank B: Berserker is also completely incapable of emoting; this makes him immune not only to mind-affecting powers, but also makes his mind totally unreadable, through magical or mundane means.
    • Heroic Resolve - Rank A: Berserker is extraordinarily hard to kill, because it would be rather unmanly to get gunned down quickly and easily.
  • Noble Phantasm:
    • Loss of Shit: Upon repeated stymies and frustrations, Berserker can unlock his Rank B Phantasm, Loss of Shit. He begins to rant and gesture dramatically, instilling horrific fear and intimidation at the mere sight of his rage and generating actual physical force behind his vitriolic anger. His Endurance and Strength both skyrocket to EX until he finishes his rant.

edited 12th Apr '12 7:54:16 PM by Taco

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#4: Apr 12th 2012 at 7:45:09 PM

XDDDD

Mind if I claim Michael Bay as Rider/Caster?

edited 12th Apr '12 7:46:22 PM by KSPAM

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RagnaTheSaviour Red-headed Smasher from Mid-Childa Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Red-headed Smasher
#5: Apr 12th 2012 at 9:46:40 PM

Name: Gen Urobuchi

Age: 40

Gender: Male

Appearance: One swag motherfucker

Personality: Gen Urobuchi always sees the bright side of things and uses his Magecraft for the good of mankind. Although, he has a pastime of writing horrible stories that deconstruct everything. No matter what it is. He deconstructs it.

Abilities:

  • Origin: Deconstruction: Gen's origin is the ability to take something and deconstruct it down to it's simplest elements. No one knows why this is his origin, it just is. Using magic symbols somewhere on his body, he holds his hand out, canceling any and all magic that comes his way. This doesn't work on high-level magic, however.
  • Reality Marble: Genesis of Eternal Nightmare: Gen's mind is a strange strange thing. He has attained the highest level of magic that he can master and use. Genesis of Eternal Nightmare is a Reality Marble that devours all hope and light, forcing the opponent into a never-ending hell that knows no end.

Bio: Born from the deepest depths of the underworld where Satan himself disowned the child, Gen Urobuchi set foot on the world. It is said that all plants die upon coming in contact with this man's aura of sheer happiness.

Assets: He looks good after showering.

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Pyrite Until further notice from Right. Beneath. You. Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Hiding
Until further notice
#6: Apr 12th 2012 at 10:03:55 PM

Oh, this is going to be so hilarious... but I'm not in any condition to sign up.tongue I'll just sit here and watch the fireworks. *munches on popcorn*

(Awaiting inevitable Chuck Norris.)

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#7: Apr 12th 2012 at 10:05:30 PM

  • Class: Rider
  • Master: TBA
  • True Name: Michael Bay
  • Gender: Male
  • Height/Weight: 185 cm, 200 lbs.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Appearance: AWESOME
  • Personality: Michael Bay likes awesome. Michael Bay likes being awesome. Michael Bay likes awesome things, and awesome people. And he loves awesome explosions. Michael Bay loves making a scene, and demands that the scene be awesome. He demands his wardrobe be awesome, and that no one lays a hand on his awesome truck. He's bombastic, boisterous, and HAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY.
  • Stats:
    • Strength: E
    • Endurance: E
    • Agility: E
    • Mana: A+
    • Luck: A+
  • Class Skills:
    • Magic Resistance (B)
    • Riding (A)
  • Personal Skills:
    • Explosion Power (EX): Michael Bay is unaffected by explosions. He does not receive damage or knockback. Instead, he is healed by it, and given a temporary Mana and Luck boost.
    • Volatile Touch (A): If Michael Bay touches something too hard, it explodes.
  • Noble Phantasm:
    • Optimus Prime (A+): The heavily armored and extremely weaponized Autobot leader. Do I need to say more? Michael Bay can either drive him like a tank, or have him fight on his own. He comes equipped with cannons, a superheated mech-sized claymore, and a jetpack. He is also a thirty foot tall robot :P
    • MICHAEL BAYSPLOSIONS (EX): A Reality Marble that encompasses Michael Bay's internal terra, trapping his opponent inside his imagined world. Which then explodes.

edited 12th Apr '12 11:37:15 PM by KSPAM

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RagnaTheSaviour Red-headed Smasher from Mid-Childa Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Red-headed Smasher
#8: Apr 12th 2012 at 10:10:11 PM

ALL PROFILES ARE ACCEPTED. NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I CONTINUE LAUGHING...

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Moerin Since: Aug, 2010
#9: Apr 13th 2012 at 3:31:16 AM

Hmmm...

...Putting a tentative claim on Saber for now, but we'll see how this turns out. >.> <.<

BokhuraBurnes Radical Moderate from Inside the Bug Pit Since: Jan, 2001
Radical Moderate
#10: Apr 13th 2012 at 3:40:38 AM

Oh, what the hell...I need to get in on this.

Master: Woody Allen

Age: 76

Gender: M

Appearance: Short, nerdy, anxious-looking Jewish guy with outsize glasses.

Personality: See appearance. Also known to be a bit of a wit.

Abilities: For Woody Allen, magic is a concept up there with God, the meaning of life, and decent bagels outside of the tri-state area: it just doesn't exist. That being said, he does have a few areas of specialty.

  • For his Bar Mitzvah, a mysterious relative gave him a movie camera that is able to record anything going on in Neo Neo New York, whether Woody was present or not. This proved useful at several times in his life, such as being able to capture girls showering in high school, girls showering in college, secret deals showing the depravity at the heart of the business/politics nexus of the city and that point to the absurdity of society (instantly shelved and forgotten about), and girls showering at the Neo Neo New York Athletic Club. Sadly, a couple of decades ago the camera went on the fritz and now only displays trivial domestic scenes, generally involving the fights of self-absorbed couples, that nobody cares about. This has made Woody much less popular at cocktail parties.
  • Due to decades of training and experience in the discipline, Woody has become an expert in the martial art of psychoanalysis. If he's cornered by assailants in a dark alleyway, he will instantly shift the topic to the role their overbearing mother played in leading them to a life of crime. All he needs is one opening, and his opponents will either be spilling their life secrets or falling fast asleep. That being said, Woody is vulnerable to the same techniques.

Bio: [Question: are these actual biographies of these people, or fictionalized ones? I think it would be cooler if the masters, at least, had a bit of a lower profile — i.e., in this alternate timeline, Woody Allen never made it big as a film director. I would be happy to change this if you want.] Woody is yet another over-educated and under-employed Neo Neo New York resident. He made his living as a moderately successful stand-up comic (now retired), never quite getting over his resentment that his shallow classmates in high school managed to make a much bigger professional name for themselves than he did.

It is rumored Woody will burst into flames if he ever steps foot anywhere else than the Eastern seaboard, California, or Western Europe.

Assets: Known to be a bit of a Kavorka Man. He owns season tickets to the Metropolitan Opera, and plays clarinet in a jazz band in his spare time.

First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win.
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#11: Apr 13th 2012 at 6:17:26 AM

...You sick fuck.

  • Class: Caster
  • Master: N/A
  • True Name: Micheal Jackson
  • Gender: M
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Appearance: One Smooth Criminal.
  • Personality: Childlike and Bombastic, Michael Jackson is a person who was denied a childhood because of his father's desire for wealth and fame, But in exchange; it has given him a larger-than-life and perfectionistic personality that is both incredibly charismatic and slightly off-putting at the same time.
  • Stats (from E to A+, E being the lowest, A+ being the highest)
    • Strength: D
    • Endurance: E
    • Agility: B+
    • Mana: A+
    • Luck: B+
    • Noble Phantasm (Rank): A
  • Class Skills:
    • Territory Creation (C): Instead of a workshop for creating Items, MJ creates a "dance studio" in where the power and effectiveness of his dance moves/spells increase greatly as well as providing him with extra mana.
  • Personal Skills:
  • Noble Phantasms:
    • Thriller, Cause this is Thriller! Thriller Night! (A): Micheal Jackson, in a rather complex dance number; summons fourth a pack of 20 dancing zombies that follow his every whim. Each one is a substantially weaker copy of MJ himself, having E rank stats all round; but retain their summoner's skills in the art of dance and support him through empowering his spelldancing by dancing with him in perfect synchronization. This NP also turns MJ into a Zombie, boosting his endurance to D+ and strength to C but reducing his Luck to D and causing him to lose some of his cognitive abilities.
    • Bad, You know I'm Bad! I'm Bad! You know it! (B): Another dance number, another form change; But minus the summoned spirits and causes MJ to reliably stand toe to toe with most servants in a purely physical engagement. Boosts his strength to B and endurance to C, but reduces his mana to D and causes him to be less effective at spelldancing.

Note: Using any of his two N Ps prevents him from using his fedora throwing skill.

edited 13th Apr '12 6:19:29 AM by Strigon

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#12: Apr 13th 2012 at 8:56:10 AM

Strigon? I love you. You magnificent fuck XD

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RagnaTheSaviour Red-headed Smasher from Mid-Childa Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Red-headed Smasher
#13: Apr 13th 2012 at 8:57:53 AM

ALL ARE ACCEPTED.

@Strigon: DAMN YOU.

@ Bokhura Burnes: I said exaggerated to the extent of.. I dunno, do whatever you like~

edited 13th Apr '12 9:00:38 AM by RagnaTheSaviour

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Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#14: Apr 13th 2012 at 9:53:29 AM

YOU DID THIS. NOW YOU GOTTA SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES.

edited 13th Apr '12 9:53:44 AM by Strigon

Shameless Self-promotion ho!
Pyrite Until further notice from Right. Beneath. You. Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Hiding
Until further notice
#15: Apr 13th 2012 at 10:10:46 AM

I lied: couldn't resist. (I'm really not sure if this is a good idea, but then again, when have I ever had any good ideas?) If anyone wants this, it's up for grabs, but if not, I'll play it myself.

  • Class: Lancer
  • Master: Drunken N/A
  • True Name: Jackie Chan
  • Gender: Male
  • Height/Weight: Relatively short (5' 8 1/2'') but compactly built.
  • Alignment: Neutral Good
  • Appearance: How can you not trust a guy with a face like this?
  • Personality: Happy-go-lucky, cheerful, and all-around good guy. Usually winds up in trouble due to his low Luck stat, though.
  • Stats (from E to A+, E being the lowest, A+ being the highest)
  • Strength: B
  • Endurance: B
  • Agility: A+
  • Mana: D
  • Luck: E (It's Jackie Chan. 'Nuff said.)
  • Noble Phantasm (Rank): A++
  • Class Skills:
    • Magic Resistance: C
  • Personal Skills:
  • Noble Phantasm:

edited 13th Apr '12 10:25:38 AM by Pyrite

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Drakovicz Sad.... :( Since: Oct, 2010
Sad.... :(
#16: Apr 13th 2012 at 10:27:02 AM

In the grand tradition of Nasu-Verse:

  • Class: Assasin
  • Master: ????
  • True Name: Uwe Boll
  • Gender: Female
  • Height/Weight: 160 cm 53kg
  • Alignment: Chaotic Evil
  • Appearance:Awww, just 1 out of 5 stars you say?
  • Personality: This girl truly believes that she has a VISION that allows to her to create masterpiece, despite the fact that everything she touches turns into twisted monstrosity. Determined, and arrogant she is convinced that she is simply a misunderstood genius who is bullied by mean ignorants. Because she cant handle criticism very well, she often resorts to underhanded tactics and physical violence.
  • Stats
    • Strength: C
    • Endurance: B
    • Agility: C
    • Mana: D
    • Luck: A
    • Noble Phantasm (Rank): A
  • Class Skills:
    • Presence Concealment is the capacity to hide one's presence as a Servant. It is a common skill to the Assassin class.
      • B: As a celebrity who was somehow capable to conceal her true gender, despite being often seen in public, she can conceal her true form at will with considerable skill. She usually chooses to appear as a bald, tall man.
  • Personnel Skills:
    • Battle Continuationis the strength of vitality for predicaments. Also, the ability to withdraw from combat and reach allied territory alive after being defeated.
      • C:Continuing to create her work even when the whole world screamed to stop, she is capable of performing actions at full power until torn to pieces
    • Narcissism id a skill to consider himself or herself as the greatest being that ever lived, no matter how strong the evidence of the contrary is.
      • EX: At this point it is impossible to to convince the user that he or she is anything else than the greatest Being on earth. Additionally, because the user considers himself proficient at anything, performing of any action becomes possible. However because the proficiency is only in the users mind, the chance of failure is high
    • Mental Pollution makes it highly possible to shut out any mental interference Thaumaturgy, due possessing a distorted mentality. However, at the same time it becomes impossible to come to an understanding with individuals that do not possess an equivalent rank of mental pollution.
      • A: To consider her own work as "masterpieces", her mind is so off from ordinary being that she comes off as incomprehensible as Cthulhu.
  • Noble Phantasm
    • Uwe Boll Adoption: The Murder of Franchises
    • Rank: A
    • Type: Anti-personnel
    • Distance: Unlimited
    • Max Targets: 1
    • A presentation of the life-work of Uwe Boll compressed into single curse. A crystallization of more horrible movies that you can shake stick at, this Noble Phantasm allows Uwe Boll to “Adapt” any single object in her line-of-sight into the version of the object “as created by Uwe Boll”. The object is consequently changed into a twisted and corrupt version of itself that is substantially weaker than original. Because even Uwe Boll has no idea what the hell she is doing, the actual result of this Noble Phantasm cannot be controlled even by Uwe Boll herself. The only rule is that the resulting “adaptation” will be a weaker and twisted version of itself.

edited 13th Apr '12 10:35:06 AM by Drakovicz

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RagnaTheSaviour Red-headed Smasher from Mid-Childa Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Red-headed Smasher
#17: Apr 13th 2012 at 10:52:58 AM

All are accepted... I'm.. totally going to die.. hehehe..

OH, who wants who as a Servant?

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RagnaTheSaviour Red-headed Smasher from Mid-Childa Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Red-headed Smasher
#18: Apr 13th 2012 at 11:25:26 AM

Because I feel the need to make a rogue servant similar to Gilgamesh in every way...


  • Class: Archer
  • Master: N/A
  • True Name: Lebron James
  • Gender: Male
  • Height/Weight: 6ft 8/ 250lbs
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Appearance: "You don't belong on my court, mongrel."
  • Personality: Lebron thinks highly of himself, due to the fact that HE is truly the creator of B-Ball. He views all as lower than him, unworthy mongrels that are only here to serve as targets for his game. He is arrogant and doesn't like small boys that think they can play the game.
  • Stats:
    • Strength: B
    • Endurance: A
    • Agility: A
    • Mana: B
    • Luck: A
    • Noble Phantasm (RANK): EX
  • Class Skills:
  • Personal Skills:
    • B-Ball Skills - Rank EX
    • Divinity - Rank A: Lebron was born from the core of both the Earth and the Moon, making him 1/2 B-Ball.
    • Golden Rule - Rank A: Lebron gets all the money, he gets all the money.
  • Noble Phantasms:
    • Gate of Spalding (Rank E~A++): The gate created from when Lebron collected all of the B-Balls in the world from past, present, and future. No matter what they are, they reside in the Gate of Spalding.
    • The Ultimate B-Ball (Rank EX): The original B-Ball that was said to be born alongside Lebron. It holds amazing power and is said to be born from the Earth and the Moon. It can perform the original Verboten Jam which is capable of destroying anything in its path.

edited 13th Apr '12 11:25:36 AM by RagnaTheSaviour

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RagnaTheSaviour Red-headed Smasher from Mid-Childa Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Red-headed Smasher
#19: Apr 13th 2012 at 11:37:26 AM

DISCUSSION IS UP

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#20: Apr 13th 2012 at 11:44:30 AM

  • Name: Nasu Kinoko
  • Age: Unknown, but likely still fairly young
  • Gender: Female
  • Appearance: "What's that? The heroine doesn't have a horribly tragic backstory? WELL WHY NOT?"
  • Personality: Nasu is an odd one. She's prone to wild mood swings at the slightest provocation, capable of being sweet one minute, angry the next, and if you're unlucky, downright psychotic after. She's wild, unpredictable, and totally, utterly, nuts. The ultimate free spirit, with a rather twisted and strange demeanor.
  • Abilities
    • Origin: Insanity
      Nasu's Origin of Insanity allows any action she takes, no matter how improbable, strange or inane, a possibility of success. It also tends to make her and others around her act cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs tongue
    • High-speed Thaumaturgy
      Through the use of some utterly undefinable and extremely complicated set of rules known only to Nasu, she can create shortcuts in the implementation of modern magecraft, casting high level spells almost instantly.
    • Mystic Eyes of Mystic Eyes
      The ultimate crystallization of Nasu's bizarre fascination with eyeballs, the Mystic Eyes of Mystic Eyes allow Nasu access to all forms of Mystic Eyes known to exist, even the legendary Mystic Eyes of Depth Perception tongue
  • Bio: It is a mystery~
  • Assets: A GED, and a give 'em hell attitude. Also some Mystic Eye killing glasses.

edited 1st May '12 12:01:48 PM by KSPAM

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Drakovicz Sad.... :( Since: Oct, 2010
Sad.... :(
#21: Apr 13th 2012 at 1:20:39 PM

I may go to hell. I don't care. It had to be done.

  • Name: Chuckie Norris-ko
  • Age:14
  • Gender: Female
  • Appearance:Do-do you think I am cute?
  • Personality: A very strange girl, that tries to periodically appear energic, hot and cold, stoic, or clumsy. However she is really insecure and withdrawn and has a real trouble acting as anything else for long. Although she has some limited success with the whole “hot and cold”schtick and the "stoic" thing just comes to her naturally.
  • Abilities
    • Origin: Badass
      • She is THE ultimate badass and thus can achieve anything. Well except acting. However thanks to her decision to become pacifist (which worked because the only one who can make Chuck Norris a pacifist is Chuck Norris) she cannot use her awesome skills to hurt or kill other beings.
    • The weather-battered face of one expression
      • A special talent of hers, this is a capability to maintain one facial expression no matter the situation. It is a direct counter to any Large Ham, and also reduces the level of acting talent of everyone in her vicinity
    • ''The form of THE MAN''
      • This is her ultimate ability thanks to which she can shift into her natural form for a while. The pure awesomeness of her true form cannot be grasped by lesser being and tends to be highly explosive. Thankfully he still retain her pacifism even in his true form, so his awesomeness is not lethal and can only destroy intimate object and knock back living persons. Additionally causes an utter terror and desperation on a level of insanity for anyone who considered her a girl.
  • Bio: Once upon a time, when he was kicking ass and saving the world again, one of the villains, just before he was vanished by Chucks Norris mighty fists challenged him that no matter how badass he is as a man, he wouldn’t be capable of being a cute girl. He was promptly punched so hard that his blood exploded. However Chuck Norris was never someone who was afraid of challenges and roundhouse kicked himself into balls, thus becoming a 14-years old girl. While in her girl form, she tries to act as cute as possible, being clumsy or Tsundere and overall just as Moe as possible. However she was never a girl before and has no acting talent, so she is really anxious and insecure about the whole thing. Because beating up bad-guys wouldn’t be very feminine she decided to become pacifist for as long as she is a girl. She has no idea how she became involved with Holy-Grail War but she considers it a challenge. And she LOVES challenge.

edited 13th Apr '12 1:29:06 PM by Drakovicz

Has a compulsive editing and re-editing disorder.
Moerin Since: Aug, 2010
#22: Apr 13th 2012 at 5:30:52 PM

Yeah, so, um... Turns out this was another one of those "just because you like something doesn't mean you can write it" moments, so I'm unfortunately going to have to drop my reservation on Saber. Sorry. >.<

KyleJacobs from DC - Southern efficiency, Northern charm Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: One True Dodecahedron
#23: Apr 17th 2012 at 3:50:42 PM

In that case, I'll take it. He might be a bit overpowered, though.

  • Class: Saber
  • Master: N/A
  • True Name: Bruce Dickinson
  • Gender: Male
  • Height/Weight: (Guessing) 5'7" / 160lbs.
  • Alignment: Chaotic Good
  • Appearance: "Scream for me, Neo Neo New York!"
  • Personality: Hyper-intense and happy go lucky, Bruce will throw himself full-tilt into anything that catches his fancy. In this case, that includes the war. Always smiling, laughing, shouting, or singing.
  • Stats
    • Strength: C
    • Endurance: A+
    • Agility: A
    • Mana: D
    • Luck: C
    • Noble Phantasm (Rank): A+
  • Class Skills:
    • Battle Continuation: A
    • Riding: B. Bruce can pilot any non-military vehicle, as well as stealth bombers and AC-130 gunships.
    • Independent Action: C. Bruce is functional without his master and may embark on a successful solo career for a period of up to seven days.
    • Divinity: D (Hey, he is the god of singing)
  • Personal Skills:
  • Noble Phantasm:
    • Air Raid Siren: Rank B anti-city class. Bruce holds a sustained note at an insane volume that summons a squadron of bombers, all piloted by clones of Mr. Dickinson.
    • The Trooper: Rank A+ anti-army class. Sound begins to emanate from seemingly everywhere as Bruce begins to sing. An army consisting of every iteration of Eddie ever created (20 by my count) * appears to do Bruce's bidding. The Eddies each have C-rank stats across the board. This has an incredibly high Prana cost that can be reduced by cutting the number of summoned Eddies.

edited 17th Apr '12 9:43:05 PM by KyleJacobs

Moerin Since: Aug, 2010
#24: Apr 17th 2012 at 4:03:38 PM

...I'm actually rather shocked at how much of that matches what I had before giving up almost identically. >.> Get out of my mind, damn it![lol]

KyleJacobs from DC - Southern efficiency, Northern charm Since: Mar, 2011 Relationship Status: One True Dodecahedron
#25: Apr 17th 2012 at 4:57:14 PM

Hey, I freely admit to stealing the idea to do Bruce Dickinson from you. The rest of it came pretty easy.

edited 17th Apr '12 4:57:30 PM by KyleJacobs


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