ITT: We badly describe TV shows/movies/games in one sentence...

The epic dark fantasy series where throwing poop at godlike beings is a valid tactic.

You collect seven stars only to be betrayed by cat god and communist Flandre in space.

Your worst fear, everyone who hates you coming to rip your face wide open, but eh you can set them to 0 and you'll be fine

There’s a distress signal! Oh no! Pirates! Oh no! Ridley! Go follow Ridley. Oh look, a plant. Now it’s dead and you have an orange suit. Oh, the pirates are back! And they have missiles! Now kill a rock. Okay, now do the worst thing in the game. Now you can finally destroy the pirate mines! Oh, and find 12 things while you’re at it. A wild Ridley appeared. Bird Magic happens. Now there’s no more blue rocks on the planet, and a large jellyfish is dead.

Go find some government people. They’re dead. Go save some moth people by getting their lightbulbs back. Okay. Now you have the Light Suit and the air doesn’t kill you! Suddenly, the character I named my forum profile for appeared! Oh, he’s dead. And you have an evil clone, who’s actually the large jellyfish from the first game.

Now the pirates have blue rocks and obey your clone. Go stop the blue rocks from existing. After three planets, two spaceships, and some other stuff... Let’s go to Phaaze! Oh, the planet’s made of death. Sorry. Now fight your clone and a brain for some reason. The blue rocks don’t exist anymore, yay.

Edited by Emperor_Ing on Jul 10th 2018 at 8:18:36 AM

A guy is depicted as a villain because he's upset that his girlfriend is cheating on him with an insect.

Beastiality: THE GAME.

Woman goes to a lot of trouble to visit her son in hospital.

A depressed young woman climbs a magic mountain and dies a lot.

Kids play a game and meet other kids from another universe and they all die a lot but come back and die again.

Edited by Trocryst on Jul 11th 2018 at 9:06:21 PM

The government locks things up so we don’t have to deal with them.

That one game where you can race Jake Paul.

You beat a dragon and then an egg wizard betrays you in space.

Greedy Italian man makes short games with his friends for a living.

Eight people, eight stories, and NO OCTIPI?!

Amnesiac Octopus person and an old squid man go through various test chambers and the former fails a lot while the rap duo commentates in the background alongside said old squid man. (This is for the Octo expansion.)

Memes are a core value of this community.

You get copied by a blob and become a space jellyfish, then get your stuff back and kill a bigger space jellyfish.

You throw a book at Ganon and he dies.

This show is so bloody that even the main characters are blood.

Members of a 1930's German parliament have trust issues when it comes to enacting policies.

A bat and a pig indirectly cause what could've been a mass extinction via biological warfare because a chef didn't follow proper hygiene.

Everybody in Idaho has horrible, horrible social skills

T I R E M A N A G E M E N T

It's mostly about corporate politics.

Abduction is Love: the anime, the thriller, the yuri bait.

Blocks fall. Everything Dies.

Solve crimes by looking up people's facebook pages.

Big tiddy waifubotes are humanity's last hope against cyberpunk hentai rejects.

Man with F O U R B A L L S has an existential crisis every 5 chapters.

This sates my shotgun fetish.

I honestly forgot this game still exists.

A pair of teams fight over worthless property with fancy costumes.

Capitalism gone wrong.

Game of Thrones, but everyone is a cat and it's supposedly for kids

Edited by Spottedleaf on Nov 5th 2018 at 10:31:04 AM