Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces
Clint Thrust: WHY DON'T THEY SHOOT IT!?
Jack Warhammer: WHY DON'T THEY PUNCH IT!?
Will D. Rodriguez: AAAGGGHHHH!
You Tube Comments
FIMFiction Account MLPMST Page
It's easy, mmkay?
Arthur: Now that's my kind of intellectual debate... but why doesn't everyone agree with me? Gaah, fucking commenters...
South Park
At first I didn't realize I needed all this stuff...
Responsible adult
Ran: Meh. Kids only watch this so they can pretend they're being "edgy." Give me a good ol' superhero cartoon any day.
Alex: ...Hey! I LIKE South Park! *grumblegrumble*
Speed Racer (the anime)
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
Nick:...Meh.
Bleach
edited 14th Jan '12 1:43:54 PM by Masterofchaos
Vince: Even though I lived in Japan for a couple decades... I must seriously wonder if all of the male fighters are compensating for something.
Matt: I hear a lot of stopping in the middle of fight scenes to flashback to your childhood. But at least there's not as much constipated yelling as the Dragonball series.
Sora: This is incredibly stupid. Kenshin is better.
edited 14th Jan '12 4:45:55 PM by CrystalGlacia
"Jack, you have debauched my sloth."
Lucha Libre goddess
Justice... And I tought evil made no sense
edited 14th Jan '12 5:49:34 PM by FallenLegend
Make your hearth shine through the darkest night; let it transform hate into kindness, evil into justice, and loneliness into love.
Rainbows hurt.
Morgan: I honestly think a lot of those battles could've been avoided if they sat down and smoked some weed. Vegeta, especially needed some. He was just way too uptight.
(屮≖益≖)屮 彡 ┻━┻ F*ck yo' table; Go read my book! —> http://goo.gl/mtXkm
The Draconic Superior
Donovan: Eh, I've gone up against mind bending horrors, I'm fine.
Daniel: Whoever wrote this shit needs to be kicked in the face
Lucia: This is why I don't go online for anything else but something important
Chen: I need a drink...
The Resilient One
Aaron: Hey, this game is awesome! I'm totally having fun— *notices Internet Backdrift* Oh. It's not good anymore, is it?
Full Metal Alchemist.
Even when your hope is gone, move along, move along just to make it through
Drummer Boy
Bianca: Why did I get a porcelain clockwork arm instead of an automail one? Life sucks!
Marianne: But you have me in that arm and yours looks more delicate and graceful!
Bianca: You give me headaches and a constant urge to kill people in creative ways! You suck too!
Wilhelm: -actually watching show while they bicker- This is pretty cool.
The last battle's curtains will open on stage!
The Draconic Superior
Donovan: What is this shit?
Daniel: -might very well die from constantly laughing-
Lucia: -Weird face from not getting the humor-
Chen: This is why I don't watch tv
Personally, I like the Colbert Report
edited 15th Jan '12 11:39:57 PM by draconiansuperior
Zother: Where can I get Darth Vader magic people-killing powers?
Ysaouei: Of course, the plot completely eludes you.
Erain: So what was it?
Ysaouei: I... uh... there was a kid who fought the bad guys. I wasn't paying attention. At least I admit it! Do you know?
Erain: Yeah. There was a disturbing lack of violence.
Zother: You say that about everything.
Erain: Yes... your point?
Zother: You're a psycho.
Dren: Ah, love.
Zother and Erain: SHUT IT!
Voss: Well, at least now I know never to go to the movies with them around...
Dren: *Spills popcorn on Zother's head*
Harry Potter
edited 16th Jan '12 7:04:55 PM by YsaSlayerOfSporks
This is a signature. It is not interesting. Please continue whatever you were doing, it is surely more fascinating.
Scout: Love it!!!
Finn: Hmm...quite the story.
Bryan: Eh, read it a long time ago. It's okay.
Wikipedia
Erain: Why am I not on this thing.
Zother: Nobody cares about you. The important question is, WHY AM I NOT ON THIS THING???
Erain: You never accomplished anything. I was an evil overlord for five hundred years, surely I deserve a mention.
Voss: So this can be edited by anyone? Hmm. I suppose that can be useful.
Ysaouei: Nobody will believe it if it's on that.
Voss: Won't they?
Ysaouei: ... no, probably not.
Dren: I'm with Ysa. Voss, I refuse to work with you if your next brilliant plan is insulting people on wikipedia.
Zother: Wait... Voss is a TROLL???
Erain: No, he isn't. You misunderstand the word.
Zother: You just said that to annoy me, didn't you?
Erain: May...be?
Zother: CURSE YOU AND YOUR ENIGMATIC AND IRRITATING RESPONSES!
TROLLS.
That last line shall be my new catchphrase... hehehe.
edited 19th Jan '12 2:31:24 PM by YsaSlayerOfSporks
This is a signature. It is not interesting. Please continue whatever you were doing, it is surely more fascinating.
Apparition in the Woods
Emil: "My new occupation, fully realised before me... Get me the brandy!"
William S. Burroughs' The Naked Lunch
I'll hide your name inside a word and paint your eyes with false perception.
Matthew: ...D-Did any of that make sense to you guys?
Hector: I read this book to find someone naked and eating lunch. I found neither. I am still amused.
Liam: What a strange book.
edited 17th Jan '12 8:50:03 PM by NickTheSwing
(as current Character Development Thread characters)
Qrlil: A curious, and in some ways uniquely human fiction, though I find its cultural place more interesting then anything in within the actual work.
Violet: I demand to be paid money for sitting through this piece of incomprehensible... crap.
Jones: ...Are we done?
Macbeth
Shadowed Philosopher
Katherine: Scumbag.
Alexander: Well, this looks rather familiar....
Andy Warhol.
edited 17th Jan '12 10:21:46 PM by alethiophile
Shinigan (Naruto fanfic)
Lennik: "Damn. It's like Crendis a few decades down the line."
Crendis: "He doesn't seem very happy either. I wonder how he...dealt with people. Did he understand the things I don't, or was he more like me? He was afraid. Just like me. But what does it mean?"
Vala: "Shut the hell up. Those colors are giving me a headache, and you're making it worse."
Jersey Shore
edited 17th Jan '12 10:59:54 PM by Lennik
The Draconic Superior
Donovan: I've lost all hope in humanity
Daniel: These people are hilarious, they're just so stupid.
edited 18th Jan '12 1:24:43 PM by draconiansuperior
Okay, since nobody's continuing it...
This website.
edited 18th Jan '12 1:14:46 PM by YsaSlayerOfSporks
This is a signature. It is not interesting. Please continue whatever you were doing, it is surely more fascinating.
Qrlil: Although often self-important, and somewhat split over exactly what it is trying to be, it is still an interesting summary of the concepts of human fiction.
Violet: Waste. Of. Time.
The modernists
Responsible adult
Ran: *looks, shrugs, goes back to re-reading a collection of Hercule Poirot stories for the umpteenth time*
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
Vern: Hm. It's an interesting concept, but it doesn't match what it's really like in the wild.
Marble Hornets
Gave them our reactions, our explosions, all that was ours For graphs of passion and charts of stars...