OH YES!!
"You are already being pursued by future assassins."
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Classic
"If you are now disturbed, you are welcome."
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
Disturbingly mustachioed.
"Surrounded By Pervy, Immature, Incompetent Idiots"
Look upon my R.O.U.S., ye mighty, and despair!
Tief girl with eartude
"Disturbingly disturbing."
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Disturbingly mustachioed.
"An experimental virus developed by the Allies, which was intended to make enemy soldiers "embrace freedom" mutated, causing it to transform anyone exposed to it into fiercely independent androgens. The result was named after what resembled most people's idea of androgyny in the early 20th century; A flapper apocalypse!"
Look upon my R.O.U.S., ye mighty, and despair!
Classic
"When life gives you lemons, make pomanders. Then kick it in the balls."
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
Disturbingly mustachioed.
"Gurren No Yumiya is the Guile's Theme of the 2010's. It goes with everything!"
Look upon my R.O.U.S., ye mighty, and despair!
The Mistress
"That's where The Silents are."
"Please crush me with your heels Esdeath-sama!
"His writing was shiveringly compelling... and then he started getting Protection from Editors."
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
Disturbingly mustachioed.
"If you can explain the premise of Katawa Shoujo to at least five people without one of them stopping you, I will give you a dollar."
Look upon my R.O.U.S., ye mighty, and despair!
"Zalgo!"
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Disturbingly mustachioed.
"Hiyyadoin'?"
Look upon my R.O.U.S., ye mighty, and despair!
"Anyone with the mental capacity to understand more probably ran away already."
my current job
I don't know anything you've said.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
"Just as planned."
"I'm tempted to write something stupid, but I won't."
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Tief girl with eartude
"I wrote a thesis on soup!"
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Classic
"Ego Groot Sum"
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
my current job
"I bring the thunder and the lightning." Yeah, I wasn't being very creative there.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Am I a weirdo?
"You're being held in the banquet hall when you really need to be somewhere else, and are steadily getting more and more nervous as the clock starts ticking towards the time you need to be there."
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
At the heart of the world...
"What's the strangest thing you've seen in the last week?"
Seriously, only know the one quote.
Mint tea. Soothes the mind.
The Artifact. Is currently Lazy Hazy.
82123
"A female vexillologist had some one night stands. The first one is with a man named George, the second one with a man named Andrew, and the third one with a man named Patrick. Despite all three men using protection, the vexillologist gives birth to a boy. What does she name him?"
"Jack."
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
At the heart of the world...
"No, but I do live in The Glade of Dreams on a part-time basis. So there's that."
my current job
"I feel there's a Pink Floyd reference—" "Don't even think about it." "Riiiight."
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
<Throws the zombie thread in a cauldron, with a bone from Eternal Noob, blood from...errr...Fast Eddie? and his third hand>
Under Old Shame: "Actually, let's just say 50% of my life up to this point."
</Necromancy>
Look upon my R.O.U.S., ye mighty, and despair!