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OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#251: Apr 24th 2014 at 4:53:45 PM

Limit: No "barrier" against the things that you reeeaaaallly didn't want to know.

Power: Anti-Mary Sue Field

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#252: Apr 24th 2014 at 5:55:13 PM

Limitation: You yourself are a Mary Sue, so when you activate it, you slowly die.

Power: Controlling people's left arms.

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
lewattoo Fly Air Madeline from Planet Auguste Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Fly Air Madeline
#253: Apr 25th 2014 at 10:40:03 AM

Limitation: you can only cause people to swing them so violently that they rip off.

Power: Light absorption (AKA the ability to "create" darkness)

edited 25th Apr '14 10:40:20 AM by lewattoo

"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
TheHoboTortle from soft Since: Aug, 2013
#254: Apr 26th 2014 at 5:13:25 AM

Limit: Good job, you've just blinded yourself, and turned the area around you into an accident waiting to happen. And it won't have to wait long.

Power: Omnipresence.

pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha no
Tabbune Since: Mar, 2014
#255: Jul 21st 2014 at 7:02:14 AM

Whoops, necroed the thread. Ignore and move on.

edited 21st Jul '14 7:05:51 AM by Tabbune

lewattoo Fly Air Madeline from Planet Auguste Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Fly Air Madeline
#256: Jul 21st 2014 at 10:00:40 AM

Limit: You can only maintain it for five seconds at a time. It takes five days to recharge enough for you to do it again.

Power: Electric breath

"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
ArmoredFury Rainbow Six: Siege (2015) from where vessels glide in silky waves of gold (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Plastic Love
Rainbow Six: Siege (2015)
#257: Jul 21st 2014 at 10:59:40 AM

Limit: You can't control your breath. Even a normal conversation with you is extremely dangerous.

Power: Hyperactive Metabolism.

Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#258: Jul 21st 2014 at 2:53:55 PM

Limit: You're always hungry and jittery.

Power: The ability to be immune to poison.

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
CassidyTheDevil Since: Jan, 2013
#259: Nov 27th 2014 at 10:58:51 PM

Limit: You're only immune to poison if you use it on yourself, otherwise it hurts you normally.

Power: The ability eat anything and everything instantly without limit to size or quantity, and without any harm to yourself.

videogmer314 from that one place Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
#260: Nov 27th 2014 at 11:55:09 PM

Limit: You can only eat objects that have "anything and everything" written on them.

Power: The ability to instantly charge electrical devices.

BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#261: Nov 28th 2014 at 4:02:43 PM

Limit: By emptying all the electrical pulses from your brain.

Power: Compelling Voice

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
CoyoticEvil Since: Jan, 2001
#262: Nov 29th 2014 at 10:55:57 AM

Limit: It only works with a cartoony high pitch.

Power: Time Stands Still.

Bisected8 Tief girl with eartude from Her Hackette Cave (Primordial Chaos) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
Tief girl with eartude
#263: Nov 29th 2014 at 11:45:21 AM

So do you; from your own perspective it just skips to you having an empty Mana Meter.

Power: Clone by Conversion

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foxmccloud4387 intrepid sword from the pizza category Since: Mar, 2011
intrepid sword
#264: Nov 29th 2014 at 5:31:25 PM

You're the one who's converted into a copy of your target. By doing so, you lose the power once you use it the first time.

Power: Dishing Out Dirt

I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan."
BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#265: Nov 29th 2014 at 9:56:34 PM

You have a bag of dirt with a scoop in it.

The ability to control automobiles.

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
higurashimerlin Since: Aug, 2012
#266: Nov 30th 2014 at 12:11:50 PM

You can do that already. You just get in with keys and use it like a normal person.

The ability to use any power.

When life gives you lemons, burn life's house down with the lemons.
ironcommando smol aberration from Somewhere in space Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: Abstaining
BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#268: Dec 23rd 2014 at 2:12:24 PM

Inside of video games.

The ability to create anything you want out of thin air.

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#269: Dec 27th 2014 at 9:49:17 PM

Equivalent Exchange is in full effect, and really, it's more like summoning or teleporting than "creating". You want to create an iron knife? Keep a lot of iron on hand, or the iron in your blood is going to get used.

POWER: Making things into SC Ps, in the real world.

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
#270: Dec 27th 2014 at 9:50:52 PM

Of course, the first one's Keter and kills you.

Summoning a flame dragon named Nasu.

Cappuccino Since: Oct, 2014
#271: Dec 28th 2014 at 2:43:07 AM

Nasu is uncontrollable and pretty pissed off about being summoned. Oh, and you can't send him back. Which means that, while you technically can summon him, it would probably end with you being toast.

Flawless eidetic memory.

BaconManiac5000 Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#272: Jan 9th 2015 at 4:11:27 PM

You can never forget anything.

The ability to control rocks.

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
ironcommando smol aberration from Somewhere in space Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: Abstaining
#273: Jan 9th 2015 at 4:13:27 PM

Only sand.

The ability to blow yourself up and die in the process.

edited 12th Jan '15 3:33:13 PM by ironcommando

...eheh
RESP What the hell, hero? from somewhere... solid? Since: May, 2012 Relationship Status: Californicating
What the hell, hero?
#274: Jan 10th 2015 at 3:34:56 PM

Like... You dead...

Instant Regeneration

HALOLA PEEPUHL!! HOWAYAAAAAAAAAA?!!
Bisected8 Tief girl with eartude from Her Hackette Cave (Primordial Chaos) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
Tief girl with eartude
#275: Jan 10th 2015 at 3:45:02 PM

Otherwise known as incurable cancer.

Complete immunity to any energy-based damage.

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