Classy up a meme

Breasts, or vacate the premises.

Luigi's derisive rendition of an iconic American West animal herder of Chinese descent is so unfathomably irreverent that his brother Mario's peptic ulcer throbs in distress to the point of nearly combusting, the pain of which is so overwhelming that he is unable to politely request that Luigi cease his foolhardy nature as an unrepentant bigot.png

I cannot fathom further rest, madam Swift, for i abound joy pertaining upon your grandmost achievement; Yet i must immediately inquire, although thine statement shall be resumed shortly, hathn't mademoiselle Knowles-Carter held such a prestigious award intertwining aeons immemorial?

Awaken me (Awaken me from my inner slumber!)
I cannot be awakened! (I cannot be awakened from my inner slumber!)
I require assistance!

edited 23rd Nov '16 11:16:50 AM by DrNoPuma

Skulking madly beneath my outermost epidermic layers! Such unfathomably horrific remnants of both physical and subjectivelly emotional trauma shall not vanish in time most opportune!

I give Pokemon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire a rating of 7.8 out of 10 for having an overabundance of dihydrogen monoxide.

You must give the people the ancient quality known as "Razzle Dazzle".

The space dragon Ridley's volume is of much too high a magnitude to be considered acceptable.

Rejoice, for such musical prowess pertaining to an endothermal produce preservation appliance exceeds a neptunian greatness never devised by man in aeons immemorial.

I arrived at this very location with the intention of indulging in joyous celebration, and in all sincerity, I feel as if I am being heavily assaulted at this very moment.

Aviation turbine fuel is unable to decompose beams made of an iron and carbon alloy.

@777 What now?

edited 26th Nov '16 6:36:46 AM by TheFarmboy

24-hour span of time in which detritus is removed from the household to be collected by sanitation workers!

This.◊

Goodness me, this level of reaction is dreadfully unwarranted. It is but a practical joke, good sir!

Do not come into physical contact with the juvenile!

"Begone for mental and physical rehabilitation before the standards of society!" Cried the lunatics... And thrice i denied!

Retreat inside my fashionable portable compartment, Nebby the Psychic-type nebula Pokemon!

Funny, I clicked on this thread with full intent of classying up that, but you beat me to it.

So I will select a different Sun/Moon meme.

Depress the control knob designated with the first letter of the English alphabet in order to either pulverize the concoction within your grasp, or if this statement is to be read in a context unbefitting its placement in a children's video game, engage in rough intercourse with the young woman standing before you.◊

Every single one of you is lacking in intelligence.◊

Your current hypothetical line of thought is solanum tuberosum. The most literal and direct definition of the vegetable classified as solanum tuberosum.

Me and my colleagues appear to be held in greater reverence, are metaphorically larger in size if you must, than Christ.

Behoooold, an edible berry oviated from an herbaceous flowering plant of the Musa genus!

edited 2nd Dec '16 8:59:46 PM by Anomalocaris20

Attention, all those who are participating in this card game! The filaments upon my head have been styled in such an outlandish way that it has gained popularity on the internet!

There was but a single task which you needed to satisfactorily accomplish.

I must note that such intellectual phenomena spread worldwide is of an utmost tenebrous and eldritch nature.

This man requires lactose beverages!