The chicken was Catholic.
What did the lion say to the hippo?
Tief girl with eartude
A. I might be lion but at least I'm not muckslinging!
Q. How many hikers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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A: Fewer than it take to screw in a heavybulb.
Q: How many clowns can fit in a skyscraper?
Tief girl with eartude
A. How many executives do Capcom employ?
Q. Why did the policeman take up gardening?
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Better with Spinning
A: He needed to learn how to gard something.
Q: Why did Johnny cry upon seeing a pack?
Cogito Gratia Cogitan
Because it was packing.
What's bright red and prone to attack?
Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.
Tief girl with eartude
A. A sunbathing sniper.
Q. Why did the yogurt run?
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Cogito Gratia Cogitan
Because it needed the exercise.
Tip
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Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.
Tief girl with eartude
A. Because the blattarias can't keep their mouths shut.
Q. And Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are horseriding. Who finishes first?
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Yakka Foob Mog
A. The Irishman, because the other two set their drinks down first.
Q. What do you get when you cross a pair of goggles with a triceratops?
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Tief girl with eartude
A. A pair of Reality Show contestants.
Q. Why did the thief steal a hammer?
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A: He was going to "break" into another house.
Q: What's black and white, adorable, and red all over?
Tief girl with eartude
A. America's house of congress. 
Q. Why was the needle angry?
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A: It got poked in the eye.
Q: Why was the bird doctor fired?
Cogito Gratia Cogitan
He was a quack He had a Morally Ambiguous Ducktorate He was too fond of duck puns.
Why did the chicken go on strike?
Ponders too much; thinks too little. Currently goes by Knowlessman.
MASTER OF BIG RED
Because he was tired of crossing the road.
Q: What did the octopus say to the lawyer?
BIG RED 4 LIFE
OH YES!!
"These guys are a bunch of suckers."
Why did the banana stripper lose followers?
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
so i made a new avatar
She lost her appeel.
How does a cow find work?
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
It gets into a car being driven to the city.
It's the car seats, by the way.
Q: How would you describe a situation in which a male bovine has swallowed a stick of dynamite?
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
MASTER OF BIG RED
You'd just run the heck away.
Q: How does Abraham Lincoln go skiing?
BIG RED 4 LIFE
my current job
The seat he's in is a biathlon target.
What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an agnostic, and an insomniac?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
A simple game, I'll post the first line of a joke (AKA the Q.), then the next troper shall post the punchline (AKA the A.).
Guidelines
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
edited 27th Jul '11 8:08:37 AM by Bisected8
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