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...Is just a guy who ponders too much, thinks too little, and never has anything better to do.Named himself after the title character of Artemis Fowl, but intends to change it someday soon, as he doesn't really read the series anymore. Wears glasses, but is most certainly not Blind Without Em. Is now twenty-one years old, but still feels like a godsdamned teenager. Is a bit of a grammar cop 1, and heartily agrees with whomever it was on the Wanton Cruelty to the Common Comma page who said, "Exclamation points do not stack!!!" Collects riddles. Plays D&D Encounters, and has been seeking a regular group since pretty much forever. Has a big box of HeroScape stuff that doesn't see a whole lot of use. First joined so that he could make a page for Greater Tuna, and has made edits of varying sizes around the site 2. Learned almost everything he knows about the internet from this very wiki 3. Plays on Xbox 360 (Gamertag Knowlessman), and has Gold Live membership through the next month or so. Honestly believes that the existence of Cracked.com is to the benefit of humanity. Really likes footnotes 4. Doesn't usually refer to himself in the third person, but feels like it at the moment. Is thoroughly American, but infrequently uses British slang and expletives he learned from Discworld. Has a YouTube account, but has yet to make proper use of it. Draws, edits, and resizes forum avatars in MS Paint for something to do 5. Was recently talked into getting a Steam account (Knowlessman), but kind of stopped using it pretty quickly.
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...Has reserved the space below for miscellaneous vandalism.