Named himself after the title character of
Artemis Fowl, but intends to change it someday soon, as he doesn't really read the series anymore.
Wears glasses, but is most certainly not
Blind Without Em.
Is now twenty-one years old, but still feels like a godsdamned teenager. Is a bit of a
grammar cop 1 (and is quite aware that he is using sentence fragments, thankyouverymuch)
, and heartily agrees with whomever it was on the
Wanton Cruelty to the Common Comma page who said, "
Exclamation points do not stack!!!"
Collects riddles. Plays
D&D Encounters, and has been seeking a regular group since pretty much forever. Has a big box of
HeroScape stuff that doesn't see a whole lot of use. First joined so that he could make a page for
Greater Tuna, and has made edits of varying sizes around the site
2 (No tropes to my name yet, though)
. Learned almost everything he knows about the internet from
this very wiki 3 (so if you see the username "Artemis92" floating around elsewhere, odds are it's not me)
. Plays on
Xbox 360 (Gamertag Knowlessman), and has Gold Live membership through the next month or so.
Honestly believes that the existence of
Cracked.com is to the benefit of humanity.
Really likes footnotes 4 (Because they're damned useful, that's why.)
.
Doesn't usually refer to himself in the third person,
but feels like it at the moment. Is thoroughly
American, but infrequently uses British slang and expletives he learned from
Discworld.
Has a YouTube account
, but has yet to make proper use of it. Draws, edits, and resizes forum avatars in
MS Paint for something to do
5. Was recently talked into getting a
Steam account (Knowlessman), but kind of stopped using it pretty quickly.
- ...Can be found in the following forum threads:
- ...Reads:
- ...Plays:
- ...Also plays:
- ...Also reads:
- ...Also also reads:
- ...Watches:
- ...Listens to:
...Exemplifies the following tropes:
- Complacent Gaming Syndrome: 2Fort 4Evar! -Art92
- Grammar Nazi: I try to be reasonable about it, though. -Art92
- Noob: I feel a kind of affinity for new players in general. After all, we're all noobs to something before we're good at it. -Art92
- Rules Lawyer: Stare decisis is a wonderful thing. -Art92
- Scrub: To an extent. A balanced fight is a fair fight; a foregone one is pointless and brings no satisfaction to either party. -Art92
- Serious Business: Artemis doesn't leave home without his serious face. Ever. -Yarrunmace
- Trademark Favorite Food: The ever-satiating sandwich *
(Specifically, ham and American cheese with excessive amounts of mayo on potato bread)
. -Art92
- Wall of Text: An unfortunate habit; I do try to laconicize, but that only does so much. -Art92
...Has reserved the space below for miscellaneous vandalism.
- FIRST! Also, cheers to the Lego collection! —Catfish42
- Cheers to yours too, if you'll forgive me an uneducated guess! —Artemis92
- Portal kicks ass. Just had to say that. —Game Spazzer
- Godot Was Here.
- howdy, interesting fix-up you gave me. -fringeman
- Just suggested that 2 peopelk were using OP characters (One of them changed theirs already), with reasons provided in the post. I'll sum it up in one word: Touhou -TARDISES
- Woah! You linked the Alien Invaders thread here! That makes me feel cool. ~ Braincogs
- Not anymore. We're playing as Romans, now. If it makes you feel any better, though, it's still one of your threads. Kinda. —Artemis92
- my usual username is dogman12...why is it always taken?- Eternal Noob
- Man, I Googled Artemis92 once. This name is on more sites than I've ever heard of. —Artemis92
- You will perish in flames, you...! -coughs- Ahem, sorry. -desdendelle
- Delta wuz here. Keep on keepin' on, mah dude. -Bindlestick
- Fun times playing Nuzlocke! And may the odds be always in your favour. -Crazy Dawg
- Why don't you ever want to hang anybody? -An Editor
- 'Cause there's never enough evidence to be sure. —Artemis92
- We had a good run in your arena, sir. Keep your eye out for a loaf of bread popping in and out this summer. Snicklin
