"One day in a sleepy rural town, a group of students attempt to transform a missing episode into a restless spirit with the help of an expensive piece of jewelry, a computer, and a man."
- Some people don't deal well with cancellations.
"One night, a widower and a crazed widower steal a pack of cards."
- A heist movie in a retirement home.
"In the middle of the night, an evil man, a programmer, and a strange man destroy a wrecked ship."
"One morning, a widow tries to transform a zombie hunter into an eldritch abomination with the help of a boy, a college student, and a man."
- Some people are never happy with their zombie hunting.
"One day in the forest, a boy, an insane woman, and a gamer steal a jack-in-the-box with the help of a man, a lost girl, and a tome of eldritch lore."
- Tome of Eldritch Lore did time in Alcatraz back in the 70's, now he's BACK IN THE GAME!
"One evening, a group of tourists find a young widower after playing with a cursed jack-in-the-box."
- "And to your left we can see a widower trapped in the jack-IN-the-Box.."
"One day, a soldier gets lost in a restaurant haunted by a werewolf."
- "WHERE IS THE FUCKING BATHROOM IN THIS PLACE GOD FUCKING DAMN IT"
"In the middle of the night, a disturbing girl
, a girl
, and a crazed widow kidnap a girl
with the help of a man, a college student, and a strange girl
- Glad to see there's no gender barriers.
"On Halloween night, a group of people transform a strange creature into a disturbing telephone."
- "FOOLISH MORTAL, YOU WILL SPEAK NO MORE, FOR YOU ARE OUT OF CREDITS! AND FROM THE CELLPHONE REALM YOU ARE HENCEFORTH BANISHED unless you buy a new set of credits on your local store. FO Ol!"
"One evening in a sleepy rural town, a lost boy and an insane widower create a disturbing game using a strange pair of earrings, the bones of a lost man, and a strange teddy bear."
- Gaming these days is getting weird.
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