Just created a creepypasta plot generator

I dont get this one:

One evening, a group of tourists destroy a wrecked plane with the help of an old pair of earrings, an old jack-in-the-box, and an evil widow.

edit: THIS ONE IS THE BEST!

One day in an old house haunted by an eldritch abomination, an insane widower, a fortune teller, and a woman are attacked by a zombie.

edited 27th Aug '11 11:01:40 PM by jasonwill2

as of the 2nd of Nov. has 6 weeks for a broken collar bone to heal and types 1 handed and slowly

One evening, a group of tourists receive a game possessed by the spirit of a crazed man in the mail.

This could actually work...

I've got new mythological machinery, and very handsome supernatural scenery. Goodfae: a mafia web serial

One evening in an asylum, a young man and a strange girl steal a strange telephone with the help of a lost photo, an old computer, and a serial killer.

In the middle of the night, a crazed man and an evil widow create a ghost.

One morning in a forest, a nurse destroys an asylum.

edited 28th Aug '11 6:31:55 PM by SantosLHalper

Halper's Law: as the length of an online discussion of minority groups increases, the probability of "SJW" or variations being used = 1.

Let's try to flesh some of these out:

• One night, an old widow and a serial killer kidnap a college student.

Because they had a bet on whether a person will choose to continue living or die even when suffering extreme pain, and the college student is their first guinea pig.

• One day, a group of people find an old teddy bear.

But it turns out, it was the teddy bear that found them.

• One day, a nurse and a strange man steal the bones of a widower.

While he was still alive.

• One evening, a strange woman and a strange boy decide to transform a man into an eldritch abomination using a telephone possessed by the spirit of a boy, a disturbing video file, and a deadly virus.

Soul energy from the phone, Brown Note from the video file, and some Body Horror from the virus to make an eldritch abomination. Brilliant.

• One evening, some children decide to find a demon.

It doesn't end well.

• One evening, a bunch of campers accidentally transform a boy into a zombie.

Incidentally, the campers were also zombies.

• One day, a group of students create a strange game cartridge.

The game was a masterpiece in terms of both story and gameplay; it successfully defied any sort of classification and genre, and yet managed to be somewhat familiar, playable and addictive. It was, in a word, revolutionary, a game fit to stand alongside the best games ever made.

It sold so poorly that it plunged some of the students into big debts, and they were never able to make the heavily hinted-at sequel.

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as of the 2nd of Nov. has 6 weeks for a broken collar bone to heal and types 1 handed and slowly

I miss this thread...

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Well, the generator is still there (although the link in the OP is broken) if you want to use it again...

edited 27th Sep '12 9:32:38 PM by nrjxll

My four kids are lying in their beds thinking I've gone insane as I've spent the last 20 minutes pissing myself laughing at the posts in this thread.

Let's see now:

"One morning in an abandoned farmhouse haunted by an alien creature, a crazed widower has a fit of insanity and destroys human blood."

Sadly, it was his own blood...

"One day, a strange widower buys a VHS tape possessed by the spirit of a soldier on the Internet."

So I'm picking he left some pretty terse negative feedback for that purchase.

"One day in a wrecked ship, a group of people decide to transform a lost doll into an eldritch abomination after reading a clay tablet."

The things you do to pass the time when you're shipwrecked...

"On Halloween night, a gamer and a woman receive a lost VHS tape in the mail."

They ordered it in June 1980 - must've been sent by NZ Post...

"At midnight, a widow hears strange noises and receives a clay tablet in the mail."

It is odd to hear a postman turning up at that hour of the night, but it just sounds like typical NZ Post service to me. If you wanted it at a reasonable hour, you'd've had it couriered.

edited 28th Sep '12 2:37:53 AM by Wolf1066

I had forgotten how awesome these plots are.

That last one sounds gripping!

My personal favorite:

I'd probably call it "Blood Diamonds Are Forever", if I were to write it.

Has ADD, plays World of Tanks, thinks up crazy ideas like children making spaceships for Hitler. Occasionally writes them down.

You know, the "At midnight a widow gets a clay tablet in the mail"

could actually be the start of a cool story.

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This one I found interesting because the curse is placed on an already haunted house. It be fun to twist the spirit to being restless but well intentioned and either wants to warn people of the curse or even break it.

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And then she decided to take revenge for her husband...by defeating his killer in a children's card game.

Mommy, who's the stringy haired woman in the video? I thought this was Barney! He's way scarier!

Poor guy. First he loses his wife, now a bunch of dicks want to turn him into an elder being from beyond time and space.

Goes to show you the most horrifying monsters of all...are tourists.

I see this going nowhere particularly pleasant.

Sign on for this After The End Fantasy RP.

I'm getting a 404.

How dare you disrupt the sanctity of my soliloquy?

http://springhole.net/writing_roleplaying_randomators/creepypastaplot.htm

Try that link.

In the middle of the night, a group of people decide to transform a girl into a creature from a parallel dimension using only a pack of cards.

• That sounds pretty cool.

In the middle of the night, a group of tourists receive a mirror in the mail.

• Also pretty cool, and movie plot-like.

One evening, a biologist and a girl summon an eldritch abomination with the assistance of an insane man from a wrecked plane haunted by a strange creature.

• WOW, that also, once, again, sounds cool and movie like!!!

PLEASE MAKE THE FIRST AND SECOND ONE INTO A MOVIE!

BIG RED 4 LIFE

One evening, a government agent and a disturbing boy summon a werewolf.

So this is what they're spending our taxes on. That guv'ment

I couldn't conceive a dream so wet; your bongos make me congo.

'One morning, a programmer is attacked by a ghost after watching a disturbing video.'

^--- This sounds like the plot of Snow Crash.

Join my forum game!

Don't look at me, I didn't get a cent out of that fiasco and I had to hitch-hike home afterwards...

In the middle of the night, a priest, a strange boy, and a lost girl investigate an abandoned factory haunted by the spirit of a widower.

That could work.

One night, a young widow is stalked by a creature from a parallel dimension.

That could also work.

One night in a wrecked plane, a strange man is hypnotized and finds a young widower.

Wut.

In the middle of the night, an old man and a priest find a VHS tape.

Cue the lost episode creepypasta!

One evening in a restaurant haunted by a vampire, a lost girl, a lost boy, and a demon hunter explore a forest haunted by a ghost after reading a lost book.

WHAT THE HECK IS THIS CRIP?!

One evening, a girl, a girl, and a strange girl attempt to transform a creature from the depths of the ocean into a remote control.

Wut.

On Halloween night, a girl, an old widower, and an insane widower are stalked by an alien creature.

That could work...

Both good and bad.

"One day in a sleepy rural town, a group of students attempt to transform a missing episode into a restless spirit with the help of an expensive piece of jewelry, a computer, and a man."

• Some people don't deal well with cancellations.

"One night, a widower and a crazed widower steal a pack of cards."

• A heist movie in a retirement home.

"In the middle of the night, an evil man, a programmer, and a strange man destroy a wrecked ship."

• But why..

"One morning, a widow tries to transform a zombie hunter into an eldritch abomination with the help of a boy, a college student, and a man."

• Some people are never happy with their zombie hunting.

"One day in the forest, a boy, an insane woman, and a gamer steal a jack-in-the-box with the help of a man, a lost girl, and a tome of eldritch lore."

• Tome of Eldritch Lore did time in Alcatraz back in the 70's, now he's BACK IN THE GAME!

"One evening, a group of tourists find a young widower after playing with a cursed jack-in-the-box."

• "And to your left we can see a widower trapped in the jack-IN-the-Box.."

"One day, a soldier gets lost in a restaurant haunted by a werewolf."

• "WHERE IS THE FUCKING BATHROOM IN THIS PLACE GOD FUCKING DAMN IT"

"In the middle of the night, a disturbing girl, a girl, and a crazed widow kidnap a girl with the help of a man, a college student, and a strange girl."

• Glad to see there's no gender barriers.

"On Halloween night, a group of people transform a strange creature into a disturbing telephone."

• "FOOLISH MORTAL, YOU WILL SPEAK NO MORE, FOR YOU ARE OUT OF CREDITS! AND FROM THE CELLPHONE REALM YOU ARE HENCEFORTH BANISHED unless you buy a new set of credits on your local store. FO Ol!"

"One evening in a sleepy rural town, a lost boy and an insane widower create a disturbing game using a strange pair of earrings, the bones of a lost man, and a strange teddy bear."

• Gaming these days is getting weird.

This is the best thing in the entire history of ever.

"All you Fascists bound to lose."

A sampling of my rolls.

• "One morning in an abandoned factory, a sailor is forced to destroy the forest with the help of a lost spellbook, an old puppet, and a strange man."

Um, okay? Why is there a sailor in an abandoned factory? Why is the factory in the middle of the forest? Shouldn't there be a town with it? And what do a lost spellbook, puppet and man have to do with each-other?

• "One day in the forest, a young woman decides to visit a strange widow with the assistance of a crazed widow."

Plot twist: The widow they were looking for is also the widow leading her.

• "One morning in a sleepy rural town, a bunch of campers are attacked by a strange creature."

I had a dream about this on Friday. Weird.

• "In the middle of the night, a boy becomes a biologist."

Good for him.

edited 13th Apr '14 6:30:28 PM by RiverWhiteWolf