I dont get this one:

One evening, a group of tourists destroy a wrecked plane with the help of an old pair of earrings, an old jack-in-the-box, and an evil widow.

edit: THIS ONE IS THE BEST!

One day in an old house haunted by an eldritch abomination, an insane widower, a fortune teller, and a woman are attacked by a zombie.

edited 27th Aug '11 11:01:40 PM by jasonwill2

One evening, a group of tourists receive a game possessed by the spirit of a crazed man in the mail.

This could actually work...

One evening in an asylum, a young man and a strange girl steal a strange telephone with the help of a lost photo, an old computer, and a serial killer.

In the middle of the night, a crazed man and an evil widow create a ghost.

One morning in a forest, a nurse destroys an asylum.

edited 28th Aug '11 6:31:55 PM by SantosLHalper

Let's try to flesh some of these out:

• One night, an old widow and a serial killer kidnap a college student.

Because they had a bet on whether a person will choose to continue living or die even when suffering extreme pain, and the college student is their first guinea pig.

• One day, a group of people find an old teddy bear.

But it turns out, it was the teddy bear that found them.

• One day, a nurse and a strange man steal the bones of a widower.

While he was still alive.

• One evening, a strange woman and a strange boy decide to transform a man into an eldritch abomination using a telephone possessed by the spirit of a boy, a disturbing video file, and a deadly virus.

Soul energy from the phone, Brown Note from the video file, and some Body Horror from the virus to make an eldritch abomination. Brilliant.

• One evening, some children decide to find a demon.

It doesn't end well.

• One evening, a bunch of campers accidentally transform a boy into a zombie.

Incidentally, the campers were also zombies.

• One day, a group of students create a strange game cartridge.

The game was a masterpiece in terms of both story and gameplay; it successfully defied any sort of classification and genre, and yet managed to be somewhat familiar, playable and addictive. It was, in a word, revolutionary, a game fit to stand alongside the best games ever made.

It sold so poorly that it plunged some of the students into big debts, and they were never able to make the heavily hinted-at sequel.

i like you

I miss this thread...

Well, the generator is still there (although the link in the OP is broken) if you want to use it again...

edited 27th Sep '12 9:32:38 PM by nrjxll

My four kids are lying in their beds thinking I've gone insane as I've spent the last 20 minutes pissing myself laughing at the posts in this thread.

Let's see now:

"One morning in an abandoned farmhouse haunted by an alien creature, a crazed widower has a fit of insanity and destroys human blood."

Sadly, it was his own blood...

"One day, a strange widower buys a VHS tape possessed by the spirit of a soldier on the Internet."

So I'm picking he left some pretty terse negative feedback for that purchase.

"One day in a wrecked ship, a group of people decide to transform a lost doll into an eldritch abomination after reading a clay tablet."

The things you do to pass the time when you're shipwrecked...

"On Halloween night, a gamer and a woman receive a lost VHS tape in the mail."

They ordered it in June 1980 - must've been sent by NZ Post...

"At midnight, a widow hears strange noises and receives a clay tablet in the mail."

It is odd to hear a postman turning up at that hour of the night, but it just sounds like typical NZ Post service to me. If you wanted it at a reasonable hour, you'd've had it couriered.

edited 28th Sep '12 2:37:53 AM by Wolf1066

I had forgotten how awesome these plots are.

That last one sounds gripping!

My personal favorite:

I'd probably call it "Blood Diamonds Are Forever", if I were to write it.

You know, the "At midnight a widow gets a clay tablet in the mail"

could actually be the start of a cool story.

This one I found interesting because the curse is placed on an already haunted house. It be fun to twist the spirit to being restless but well intentioned and either wants to warn people of the curse or even break it.

And then she decided to take revenge for her husband...by defeating his killer in a children's card game.

Mommy, who's the stringy haired woman in the video? I thought this was Barney! He's way scarier!

Poor guy. First he loses his wife, now a bunch of dicks want to turn him into an elder being from beyond time and space.

Goes to show you the most horrifying monsters of all...are tourists.

I see this going nowhere particularly pleasant.

I'm getting a 404.

http://springhole.net/writing_roleplaying_randomators/creepypastaplot.htm

Try that link.